The most original scenes congratulating a classmate on her anniversary. Funny scenes

Gifting a gift to the birthday girl can not only be solemn, it can also be used as a playful or entertaining moment. For example, any holiday is greatly enlivened by various congratulations from guests with a scattering of humorous or useful, but presented with a humorous twist, gifts and little things. Despite the fact that the reception is quite common, it invariably pleases both the hero of the occasion and her gathered guests, especially since you can come up with “gifts” for her specific habits, passions or profession.

Sometimes such congratulations with gifts are rather frivolous in nature, but since they are given by very close people, this does not embarrass anyone, but, on the contrary, amuses and gives pleasure. If congratulations with gifts are arranged by colleagues, then the tone is usually more restrained, and the gifts themselves are more practical and stylish.

Collected here comic congratulations - happy anniversary gifts for women various authors (thanks to them for the ideas!), which, if suitable, can be used in full or take them as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners for them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.

1. Comic congratulations on the anniversary for a woman

"And we have a gift for you!"

This is a fun table chant for an anniversary with the presentation of various gifts. After the host’s words, the guests should shout together:
"And we, and we have a gift for you!"

We are here today for a reason
Come together, friends!
There are jokes and congratulations everywhere,
Birthday wishes.
Just the birthday girl
Let's congratulate you now!
Come on, guests, join in
And shout as much as you can,
As if someone is after you for something
Bitten very hard.

Today Tanya got up early,

So that she doesn't have to rush later.

Start before it's too late

Get yourself in order.

Tanya approaches the white bathtub,

To wash your hair,

And shampoo - well, not a drop.

What to do, how to be here?

Guests in chorus (takes shampoo out of the box).

I'm so tired of dressing up
She began to make her way to the kitchen,
To drink coffee,
Strength to restore.
But yesterday a neighbor came in
And today there is no coffee.

Guests in chorustakes a bag of coffee out of the box).

We know Tanya has a sweet tooth,
She loves sweets.
She didn't eat candy that day
And I’m already upset.

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed over sweets).

So Tanya began to cook,
I got the best meat.
What to pepper the dish with?
So as not to upset the guests?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed a bag of pepper)

Finally lunch is ready:

One hundred salads, cake and pilaf.
Here are all the dishes on the table,
Only salt mistress, where?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed...a bag of salt)

The last guest has left,
And a whole cartload of dishes.
What to do here, how to wash,
Where can I get a sponge?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (they give...a sponge)

Don't take it as an insult
This joke is a congratulations.
Smile, sing songs,
Know that friends are always with you!

(Source: nsportal.ru)

2. Comic congratulations with gifts for a woman from friends.

1. Happy Birthday,

We wish you all the best.

We give you equipment

And fashionable clothes.

To quickly clean the apartment

Take a wonderful car,

Very easy to use

Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.

He will wipe anyone's nose,

Will remove all your chaos.

You will take it gently in your hands,

You'll wave in different directions

Instantly dirt from the entire apartment

If it scatters, there is no dust.

It won't take up much space,

It will fit into any crack.

Saves kilowatt

Doesn't buzz and is lightweight.

Everything in the house will shine,

No place for dust to fly (they give a broom)

2. Here is the device “Just in case”,

In life he is the best assistant,

With him, grief is no problem.

He will always help you.

And the name is sonorous

Enema - scientifically.

It's not difficult to apply

We will attach instructions (give an enema).

Use it every day

And your migraine will go away,

He will remove all the toxins from you

Your body will look slim.

In general, we tell you

He is irreplaceable in life.

For extensive angina

You can gargle

When renovating an apartment

You can spray paint.

Finding ourselves at the dacha with him

You spray the bushes.

And then how crazy

Flowers will bloom everywhere.

I think you're convinced

What kind of miracle are we giving you?

And now through life boldly

The two of you will go with her.

3. Regarding the outfit

Put it on quickly

You'll be a gorgeous woman in it

And Madonna is just a shadow.

Winter panties with cotton wool

Will fit just right

Because in November

The cold is bitter outside.

Put it on quickly -

Attract men to sex.

It's not so difficult to warm up together

And it's impossible to freeze

Putting on hot leggings,

You will survive any cold (they give diapers).

4. And the boots are from Versace

The last squeak is no different.

You carry them all winter

And you won't freeze your feet (they give slippers or socks or shoe covers)

You will highlight your figure in them

I twisted my long leg.

Klavka Slate itself

I would go crazy with envy.

In a headset with panties

It will be hot like the Sahara

You carry gifts

And bless fate.

There will be a reason to drink

We'll get together again

Women's happiness is endless.

We wish you a happy birthday.

(Source: mastervo.ru)

3. Cool congratulations from friends with gifts “Country treats”.

1. If the stomach wants to eat, do it the honor:
You spread pate on bread, there’s nothing tastier (they give a jar of pate).

2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw in a sardine here, maybe even half it (they give a can of sardines).

3. If you need lunch, there is no problem here:
Your millet will be delicious if you have stew. (they give stew).

4. Pour tea into cups and serve the loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (they give condensed milk)

5. If you invite the cream of society to the dacha,
Don't rely on potatoes, open olives as soon as possible (give olives)

6. If you didn’t buy bread, don’t be sad, it’s nonsense!
Open a can of beans, you will always be full! (they give beans)

7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you eat to your heart’s content,
open a can of corn and feed the salad! (give corn)

8. Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Put a cucumber on the bread and a couple of sprats from a jar (they give cucumber and sprats)

9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (they give meatballs)

10. If it grew up in a garden bed, then we won’t give it to you,
We'll eat this jar of peas in winter! (they give peas)

11. In addition to the treat, squash caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give squash caviar)

12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries,
Decorates our picnic, fruits as a gift to you from the south
We present at this moment (give fruit)

13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is howling,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to curb his ardor! (they give porridge with meat)

14. A useless thing, if you take it alone,
But it will be useful for soup, it needs to be in the house (they give you tomato paste)

(Source: na-bis.com)

4. Congratulations on gifts "Women's things"

1. He will openly show you the beauty of your face and body, and you will see in him what you didn’t want to see in him. (give a mirror)

2. Your iron friends, long-legged, long-armed - they hold their hair perfectly, and you look so crowning! ( give hairpins)

3. Everything will be trimmed, trimmed and put in order. - on the big number “five”, the manicure will shine! ( give nail scissors)

4. You won’t find truer girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - no matter what you say, no matter how you look at them, everyone really needs them... (they give curlers)

5. Gently removes makeup, gives a light massage - and our good friend - soft - will help at any moment... (they give a sponge)

6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand and their work is unnoticeable. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these..... (they give you wet wipes)

7. It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh, we hold the most irreplaceable object at hand. Like a pure wind, a thin stream... (they give a handkerchief)

8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove unnecessary touches and cosmetic sins (they give you cotton swabs)

9. There’s just so much missing in it: shadows, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and there’s also all sorts of garbage. A very necessary thing for the housewife... (they give a cosmetic bag)

10. There are plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - he was so irreplaceable... (rim)

(Such a congratulation can be completed by presenting the crown and awarding the title “Beauty Queen” or another nomination - watch)

5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts.

Perhaps you were planning to run away,
But your lot is to continue working! (give soap)

Who gets a can of beer?
Live happily all year! ( give beer)

Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! ( give banana)

While the boss is “taking the shavings off” us,
Calmly brew a mug of tea! ( give mug)

Receive this tube as a gift,
So that every tooth shines in the sun! (give toothpaste)

Since you got a chocolate bar,
It won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (they give you chocolate)

When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget about the merry-go-round of the world!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (they give jelly)

Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is simply incomparable! ( give hand cream)

To the one who receives this candle,

You'll have to travel around the world! (give a candle)

To record where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen)

We'll have to live with grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (they give a calendar)

And great love awaits you
And kisses all year round! (they give a set of sponges)

Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright! (they give markers)

And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal! (they give you a bag of juice)

You are good at work
And you will be held in high esteem by us all year (they give a horseshoe)

You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (they give shampoo)

You will be cheerful and energetic,
And therefore the whole year will be great! (give coffee)

(Source: tamada-julia.narod.ru)

6. Photo session of the hero of the day in hats.

This is a very funny one that is more suitable for a home party or a holiday at the dacha, so that the culprit does not get upset because she might ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to the guests and, if desired, take a photo in each one as a souvenir)

Eyeliner: The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more; out of all this, she can also arrange a real holiday for herself and her guests. Which she will now brilliantly demonstrate to all of us.

Perhaps not everyone present knows that we are in constant collaboration with the great couturier of our time, Zakidon Shlyapnikov, and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, everything ready? Then let's begin!

First model: sports cap “Champion”(Children's hat with a toe or baseball cap.)
Sport will relieve us of stress
And it will add health to everyone.
To stay young
You need to play sports.
Summer, autumn, winter
Take up race walking.
To move the bus,
You need to put on a hat.

Second model: swimming cap “Dive” (Rubber bathing cap or shower cap)
To always be healthy,
So as not to cough, not to sniffle,
You can run for a long time in the park
Or hang on the horizontal bar.
Since water is given for life,
Then rather into the river, into the shower.
Just try on the hat,
After all, it suits the person too.

Third model: housewife’s hat “Clean” (From a sponge or washcloth)
If in household chores suddenly
It turns out that two legs and two arms are not enough,
And everything she needs to wipe off.

Fourth model: hat for work “All Visible” (An option for the teacher is to sew glasses on four sides of the hat.)
You need to have a hat like this
To see everything, to watch everyone,
So that work will soon be in full swing,
So that not a second for laziness, yawning.
( Option for teachers.So that the student cannot cheat,
“Lick everything from someone else’s notebook”
He wouldn't be able to pull out the spur...
Such a hat will fit).

Fifth model: miracle hat “In the garden, in the vegetable garden” (Old straw hat)
The sun beats down mercilessly at the dacha
Is there someone standing there on all fours?
In the hottest, sultriest time
Save your crown from harmful rays!
Avoid overheating -
Put on your miracle hat!

Sixth model: “Legend” hat for the weekend (Any original hat)
If, (name of the hero of the day), you suddenly
A friend will invite you for the weekend,
Don't think, don't guess,
Accept the offer!
Be gentle, be cheerful,
Just don't forget your hat!
Weekend hat -
Not a hat, but a legend!

Model seven: eco-hat for environmentalists (Spotted khaki Panama)
We know you love animals:
Squirrels, hares, wood grouse,
You take care of your native river
And you don’t kill the fish in it.
So that the trees turn green,
So that the birds sing songs,
Join the Greenpeace society
To us, the “greens”, such -
Blues are no match for us!

Eighth model: “Visa for a cruise” hat (Old men's hat)
This hat is not worn on the head, but in the hands.
If you want not to wither,
See the pyramids
Collect capital
And you'll go to the station.
You can easily get a visa
And go on cruises!

And finally, the ninth model: the invisibility hat (A large hat that fits over your eyes, or a knitted cap).

The grandiose model was made in a single copy, has no analogues in the world and has the supernatural property of invisibility. Let's try it on...wonderful! If you try in vain, you won’t see anything anyway!
This collection of hats is designed for all occasions and will help you feel like a real woman in any situation.

7. Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends.

Hello, dear little woman, you are such a pretty girl.
Although no longer 25, the years are ticking away, the mother is vigorous,
We are sending you, my dear, a package for your birthday.
A little here, a little here, take it and don’t blame me.

If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is when the light goes out.
MATCHES and a BAR OF SOAP to wash your face,
But a PACK OF CIGARETTES, maybe you’ll light it, maybe not.
Life here, you'll understand, you'll smoke and drink here.
Here is PIVASIK for order after the bath, or for tiredness.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.

Here's 3 pieces of SALA, eat it or cook it,
Stretch it out until summer, now it’s a gem.
Don't get fat, better feed your guests.
Let your stupid friends eat
If they don’t feel sorry for their figure.

A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER, drops in your mouth before eating.
Don’t give it to anyone, say: “It’s not enough for yourself.”
If your back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it.
If you get sick, lie down, period, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter.
Let them wash and wash themselves, and don’t bother mom.

As soon as you receive the parcel, quickly take the bottle,

And quickly write an answer, what you liked and what you didn’t.
If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg,
You need to wave a broom and collect money in a pile.

That's all, goodbye girl, you are like a sister to us, well,
Pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.

(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):

Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And I was in good health from childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer’s secret
I will open it to everyone on their birthday,
There is no more mystery in this!

08 Jun 2012

A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Childhood”

(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):

My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must enter immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!

Read the continuation of the anniversary scene below

02 Jun 2012

Leading:

Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You've all probably heard the expression: “Why are you walking around with shaggy hair like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: just such a client arrived at our birthday girl’s birthday! Meet Shishiga, my friends!

(A participant in the scene comes out dressed as Shishiga; it will be funnier if he is a large man, dressed in a woman’s dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the tune of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the film. “Seventeen Moments of Spring”)

Read on for the continuation of this scene.

27 May 2012

(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):

We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
We'll make the birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaks):

Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!

Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.

26 May 2012

(two men dressed up as new Russian grandmothers come out and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children’s balalaika or guitar):

Flower:

The hero of the day needs a pair
Give compliments!
So let's go blazing hot
Remember them with Matryona!

Give me your word soon
My tongue is very itchy!
I'm already ready
Congratulations are simply chic!

... continuation of the funny scene read on

13 Apr 2012

There are different funny scenes with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot can be chosen for the sketch - from your own idea to an already existing idea. You can write your own script based on your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for an already finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.

06 Apr 2012

05 Apr 2012

Presenter:

Dear birthday boy!
A great surprise has been prepared for you,
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more problems in work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!

(two men with helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday boy to the tune of “If only I had mountains of gold”)

Nothing “accelerates” a celebration like a cheerful, funny scene. It is advisable that the invitees themselves participate in it, this will lift the spirits of both the participants and the audience, and will also keep the guests in good shape and prevent them from becoming soggy. In addition, guests will feel more involved and involved in the holiday. But the opportunity to participate in a skit should not bother guests; it is better that it be a small, easy, unobtrusive adventure.

In this section of the site you can find holiday scenes, aimed at women, men and children. The scenes we collect are often updated and are dedicated to various holidays and dates, so you can choose anniversary scene an elderly person, or you can choose birthday scene child. Diversify your holiday with your favorite scene with us!

08 Jun 2012

(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):

08 Jun 2012

A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Childhood”

(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):

My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must enter immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!

Read the continuation of the anniversary scene below

02 Jun 2012

Leading:

Read on for the continuation of this scene.

27 May 2012

(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):

We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
We'll make the birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaks):

Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!

Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.

26 May 2012

(two men dressed up as new Russian grandmothers come out and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children’s balalaika or guitar):

Flower:

The hero of the day needs a pair
Give compliments!
So let's go blazing hot
Remember them with Matryona!

Give me your word soon
My tongue is very itchy!
I'm already ready
Congratulations are simply chic!

... continuation of the funny scene read on

13 Apr 2012

06 Apr 2012

05 Apr 2012

Presenter:

Dear birthday boy!
A great surprise has been prepared for you,
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more problems in work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!

(two men with helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday boy to the tune of “If only I had mountains of gold”)

Author's scenario for a woman’s birthday or anniversary “Rainbow of Life”- absolutely unique, completely decorated musically, the program includes both funny and touching congratulations, which are easy to organize on your own. The program is rich in costume and game moments that will delight both the hero of the occasion and all the guests. All the music for this can be downloaded directly into the script .

Scenario for the anniversary "Rainbow of Life"

Color drawing before the start of the evening.

In different corners of the hall hang bundles of blue, red, yellow and green balls.

Presenter: Dear guests, before you sit comfortably at this beautiful and appetizing table, I ask each of you to approach a bunch of balloons of the color that most appeals to you. (Guests approach the balls).

Great, now I understand why each of you came to this holiday. I'll tell you a secret too. Those who chose red balls came here to have fun! Those who chose green - get drunk! Yellow - eat something tasty! And blue balls were preferred by those who are full of energy and ready to dance until the morning. Did you guess right? No? As they say, the evening will tell, but for now, take your seats at this beautiful table.

Sounds 1. Pugacheva. Come in guests - in the background

(to download - click on the file)

FIRST Feast.

Presenter: Good evening , Today we are with you: presenter (Name) and DJ (Name)- we will be happy to celebrate a holiday that is dedicated to flowers, bright colors and the fulfillment of the varied and colorful wishes of the birthday girl (anniversaries) Irina. Fill your glasses!

First toast

All, all lovers of green and red,

We raise our glasses to Irina - the most beautiful!

All-all experts in the color yellow, as well as the color blue,

Let's not be left behind, let's drink to Irina, the most beautiful!

To the youngest, most charming and attractive birthday girl in the world - to Irina! Dear Irina, today everything is just for you!

Sounds 2. S. Mikhailov. Everything for you.

short break

Musical acquaintance of guests at the Rainbow of Life anniversary

Presenter: And now I propose to get acquainted a little with the help of musical and dance table greetings. Our greetings will be colored, like everything else on this holiday. Remind me who in the audience preferred the color red, raise your hand (if there are only a few guests, you can ask everythingx names, if there are many guests, selectively get to know some of them). Dear lovers of red, when the song about the color red starts, I ask you all to stand up and dance to it, using welcoming hand movements (show which ones). Now tell me who chose green? (also fullor selective acquaintance). When an excerpt of your song starts playing, I also ask you to get up and dance, but use movements in the dance that imitate hugs, such as “barrels” (show). Let's now admire the lovers of yellow (acquaintance), In your symbolic welcome dance, I ask you to use the American gesture - “everything is okay” . And now a group of lovers of the color blue, outdoor activities and dancing - show yourself (acquaintance), you get the moves from the well-known dance in the movie “Pulp Fiction”.

All red lovers,

We spread our greetings around! (shows movements)

Did you come here to have fun?

Then light up your faces with a smile! - the group of “Reds” gets up and dances

An excerpt from the song “Red Currant” is played -

To whom is green the best in the world?

Open your arms wider! (shows movements)

The hostess has enough alcohol,

So that everyone can drink to their heart's content! - the group of “Greens” gets up and dances.

An excerpt from the song “Green Light” sounds -

To whom is yellow the closest of all?

Of course, everything is okay with you! (shows movements)

A generous feast awaits you,

Variety and expanse! - the “Yellow” group gets up and dances.

An excerpt from the song “Yellow Tulips” sounds -

Who prefers blue?

We do it with our hands like this, it’s beautiful! (shows movements)

You won't be bored here,

We will sing and dance a lot!

Sounds 4. Excerpt from the song “Blue Frost”

Presenter: Amazing! Then let's get acquainted!

Sounds 3. Factory. We are so different - in the background

Presenter: Yes, we are very different, but still we got together for the birthday of everyone’s beloved Irina. But we won’t talk about age, because beauties like our birthday girl get younger every year and do not obey passport data. So let’s talk about the name Irina.

This is what is written about girls with that name in the encyclopedia. The name is of ancient Greek origin and means peace and tranquility.

In childhood, Irina is independent and decisive. They have good abilities, and studying does not require much effort from them. They are able to take a realistic approach to assessing the reality around them. They approach any work responsibly.

They are sociable and quickly establish contact with strangers. Irinas are amorous people, but they don’t lose their heads in hobbies and always strive to maintain independence.

Professional activity always plays a significant role in their lives.

Irina knows how to cook well, is fond of fashionable systems of raising children, sports and never loses heart.

Whether this characteristic corresponds to our Irina or not, her parents know best: (names)- Let's greet them with applause. Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect and love for Irina, would like to give her a special gift, but the most important one was given to her by her parents - they gave her life!

Toast to parents

We would give Irina a miracle,
A wonderful moment of magic
Only a miracle was created before,
The people who gave her life, birth!

Please raise your glasses and drink to Irina’s parents!

Sounds 4. Povaliy . Mommy mommy.

Presenter: The floor is given to the mother of the hero of the day (Name)-

mom's toast...

Presenter: And now a word to the person who knows Irina by professional qualities - the boss (Name)

Word and toast from the boss...

Sounds 5. Allegrova. Birthday.

Presenter: This concludes the solemn part of our holiday, and we, with pleasure, begin the entertaining part!

I’ll say right away that there will be no invited artists, as far as I know, the people gathered here are lively and talented. Today we will be artists ourselves, and we will also work a little as magicians and try to add joyful colors to the bright life of our birthday girl and our own. (The presenter has a flower in her hands)

This is Tsvetik-Semitsvetik, each of its petals is one of Irina’s innermost desires, which we will gladly fulfill, right?

So, Irina Vladimirovna, tear off the first petal, I suggest white, because this is the color of the beginning and everything pure and innocent.

Irina tears off a petal - a magical sound sounds + “Look into childhood.”

The words in the passage are:

“And now they are calling, and now they are calling

By patronymic,

And look into childhood, and look into childhood

I really want to..."

Sounds 6. Song. It's fun to walk through the open spaces together -

(The Little Ones come out - two of the guests put on their caps and skirts in advance, take from the presenter pieces of paper with words and bows, which they attach to different places during the performance)

TO costumed congratulations. Babies with gifts.

First: We are kids from kindergarten

We are happy to congratulate aunt

We didn't just come

They brought gifts to Aunt Ira,

Second: This bow is sure to

We'll put it on her head,

So that, like us, she too,

Be more beautiful and younger! (a bow on the head, preferably a headband with a bow)

Our Aunt Ira is a beauty,

All the uncles like her!

First: Well, what little hands?

Not simple ones - golden ones.

There are no more tender ones in the world,

Adults and children know!

Let's tie bows on the arms,

To make your hands cooler! (bows for hands - with elastic bands)

Second: And these bows on the legs,

So that along the city paths

They ran fast and fast

And they struck sparks with their soles.

And to highlight their beauty,

A bow needs to be attached to them ( bows on legs - with elastic bands)

First: And this bow is not going anywhere,

We attach it to the chest!

There will be awards and medals on it,

We wish they gave it soon,

So, gorgeous, but not somehow,

Let the bow decorate Irina’s chest! (bow on the chest with a pin)

Second: And we’ll tie this bow to a place,

Whichever is closer to a chair or an armchair.

Tie a bow there too,

So that they can attract uncles,

To turn here and there,

And they will say: “Wow!” (bow on the butt - on a pin)

First: And we won’t attach this bow

Aunt Ira herself knows when to get it

After all, this bow is sexy,

We wish it to be relevant more often.

Wherever Aunt Ira is at home or not at home,

It will be worn on the day of sexual uplift! (give a bow or attach as appropriate)

Second: Well, how do you like Aunt Ira? Like?

Us too! She is our beauty!

Nice decoration

For such a birthday!

Now the photographer take a photo for us,

And Aunt Ira pour us 100 grams each! (takes pictures with the kids)

Toast

For the fulfillment of our deepest desires!

Sounds 7. Lyubasha. Happy birthday.

Presenter: Do the guests know Irina well? Please, answer me a few questions in unison, and by how unanimously you answer, I will judge the degree of intoxication of those gathered.

Table chant. In honor of the hero of the day

Presenter: As always, irresistible

On this glorious day...Who?

All: Irina!

Presenter: We are delighted for the reason:

Our meeting in honor of...Who?

All: Irina!

Presenter: We commit ourselves from now on

We smile...To whom?

All:Irina!

Presenter: Let's stop dragging our feet,

Pour for...Who?

All: For Irina!

Presenter: Like an elite painting,

We all admire...Who?

All: Irina!

Presenter: And today all the songs

Will we sing about...Who?

All: About Irina!

Presenter: Well done! At the same time, we remembered the cases! A word of congratulations to friends.....

Toast from friends

Sounds 8. Indian Summer Festive.

short break

Presenter: We continue to work as wizards - our next petal is golden. This color suits Irina very well, because it represents everything luxurious and bright.

Irina tears off a petal - a magical sound sounds + “The hour of our meeting is destined for me”

The words in the passage are:

“The hour of our meeting is destined for me
In my starry country
There's a beautiful boy waiting for me there
On a golden horse.."

(The Sultan rides out on a “golden” horse, followed by his wives with a “golden” gift box containing a money carpet - change the guests’ clothes in advance and explain the essence of the room)

Costumed congratulations to the Sultan and donation of a money carpet.

Presenter: Sultan Suleiman Ibn-Khotabych arrived in our country to replenish his harem.

(The Sultan rides out, his wives help him get off his horse and take the horse away. The Sultan goes to Irina)

Sultan: Oh, most honorable one! (addresses Irina)

You are as beautiful as a newly blooming lotus flower (approaches Irina).

Your hair shines like a river in lunar silver (touches)

Eyes - shine like stars in a night harem (throws his hands up to the sky).

Your lips are the most tender of the roses that bloom in heaven (shakes his head).

Gentle hands are like two streams flowing down a mountain and embracing everything in their path.

Sounds 9. Rework “If I were a Sultan” - The Sultan invites Irina to dance

Sultan: (after the dance) This is exactly what I was missing in my harem, what do my older wives say?

Wives: Yes, sir, that's exactly it.

Sultan: No matter how brightly the sun shines, it cannot obscure the light coming from you. O Brightest One!

Wives: The brightest! The brightest! The brightest!

Sultan: No matter how beautiful a flower blooming in the desert is, it is not more beautiful than you. Oh, Most Beautiful!

Wives: The most beautiful! The most beautiful! The most beautiful!

Sultan: No matter how welcome a sip of water in the desert may be, it is no more desirable than you. Oh, Most Desirable!

Wives: Most desirable! Most desirable! Most desirable!

Sultan: Become the decoration of my harem, at least for one minute - Oh, Most Magnificent!!!

Wives: The most magnificent!!! The most magnificent!!! The most magnificent!!!

Sultan: My wives spent three days and three nights weaving this carpet especially for you. (wives take out a carpet from money - do it in advance)

Wives: We weaved and weaved, and all the guests helped (they give a carpet)

A fiery oriental melody sounds - the harem dances, everyone joins - transition to a dance break.

(Watch another version of a costume scene in oriental style)

It sounds 10. A . Rebecca . Oriental tales - in Turkish.

dance break

SECOND Feast.

Presenter: And we continue to create miracles.

Irina, tear off the purple petal, which symbolizes aristocracy and romance, which also suits you very well.

Irina tears off a petal - A magical sound sounds + “And the artist in the portrait”

The words in the passage are:

"It was a wonderful ball
And the artist on the cuff,
He painted my portrait"

Presenter: A portrait is a portrait, each of us is an artist at heart. (A frame with a place for a future portrait and markers are passed from guest to guest)

Table entertainment.

Presenter: (it is important for the presenter to unobtrusively guide the process so as not to lose dynamics and at the same time not to lose the expressiveness of the presentation of the poetic number) Please draw in turn what I will read about. But imagine the composition well - let's start with the face. And the portrait will be full-length, so that everyone complements the work of their neighbor, remembering that each of the guests must contribute to this masterpiece. Let's start!

(entertainment provided)

Presenter: As they say: find 10 differences, whoever finds the most will toast!

Sounds 11. Basque. It's your birthday.

short break V

Presenter: Our Tsvetik-Semitsvetik is losing one petal after another, and there are only seven colors in it - the rainbow of our birthday girl’s life is woven more brightly, there are many colors in it, both light and not so light, but in any situation Irina is full of optimism, apparently that’s why our holiday goes like this easy and fun.

It’s not for nothing that the ancients said that you can only give to the rich, and only help the strong, and...only cheer up the cheerful, we would add. And the line for one of the most cheerful flowers in the world - orange, symbolizes change, energy and health. Irina, take it off.

Original congratulations. What could be more valuable than friendship?

Irina tears off a petal - Magic sound sounds + “I’ll get into a convertible”

The words in the passage are:

"And I'll get into a convertible
And I’ll go somewhere...”

Presenter: The convertible might be served later, but for now I suggest everyone get out and go on a trip “in a big hot air balloon” with Irina!

(The relatives take out an office chair - a gift for the birthday girl, to which is tied a large bunch of gel balloons of all the colors of the rainbow. Irina is invited to sit in it, and is rolled around the hall to the applause of the guests. Such a congratulation can be organized without giving the chair as a gift, simply by renting it at 5 minutes in a restaurant or cafe)

Sounds 12. Christmas tree. In a big hot air balloon

To make this moment more meaningful and touching, you can continue it with this ritual.

13. Krutoy sounds quietly in the background. When I close my eyes.

Presenter:(speaks over music) Irina, today you took a flight on balloons of rainbow colors - this is exactly what the life ahead of you awaits. But these are just balls and they are not very reliable. To see the earth from above and shout “Life is beautiful!”, there are other reliable ways - your friends. I'll ask my friends to come out here. Show your friend the earth...from a bird's eye view (several friends lift Irina into their arms and circle around the hall) and may this flight be remarkable, first of all, because it is guaranteed to be reliable. You are supported, and will be supported throughout your life, by your friends and family: enjoy their faithful friendship! Now get down on the ground (friends lower the birthday girl) and hug them for being there, for lending a shoulder in difficult times, and for always sincerely rejoicing at your successes. Never forget this flight and your friends!

14. Pugacheva sounds. One hundred friends.

dance break

THIRD Feast.

Presenter: We danced well - it’s time to fulfill another dream of the birthday girl and this is a red petal - the color of love, joy and fun.

Irina tears off a red petal - a magical sound sounds + “Everything will come true”

The words in the passage are:

“The birds sing to me as a salute to spring….

It's time to fall in love and fall into the trap again...”

Presenter: It's never too late to fall in love, and spring is the best time of year for this, and why don't we really arrange a salute to Spring and our beautiful birthday girl, whether we are wizards or not? And for this we don’t need store-bought fireworks - we’ll do everything ourselves.

Comic congratulations.

(entertainment provided)

It sounds 15. No - tone . Down . - beat

Musical congratulations. A man with a hat.

Presenter: Irina, it’s time to tear off another petal, it is yellow - the color of joy and optimism.

Irina tears off a petal - a magical sound sounds + “I will listen”

The words in the passage are:

“Let them sing serenades under the balcony,
Waiting for attention and affection.
I'm pure and fresh, like a rose in heaven
I will listen to their sweet tales.”

Presenter: Irina, serenades, so serenades, easily and without preparation. I ask the five men who love the birthday girl the most to come out (they come out, everyone is given a serial number for the performance and different hats: glamorous hat (a la A. Rybak) + violin - No. 1; children's Panama hat - No. 2; construction helmet - No. 3; classic hat - No. 4; "airfield" cap " - No. 5).

Now a phonogram will sound for everyone, your task is to congratulate Irina in turn, playing the song and your hat .

Dance entertainment. Rainbow dancing.

Presenter: I don’t know if I’ll be able to dance until the morning, but until the restaurant closes, it’s quite possible. I ask everyone - everyone, the birthday girl and those who love her and wish her much happiness - to take to the dance floor. (distributes balloons of seven colors of the rainbow to all guests). Now I invite everyone to remember once again that our life is full of bright colors and events, we just need to see them in time. Now there will be cuts from songs about all the colors of the rainbow, as soon as you hear a song about the color of the ball that is in your hands - we go to the center, the rest support, then we give our balls to Irina and give way to the next dancers, understand? Then, let's go.

Rainbow dancing sounds.

(cuts from songs about different colors are glued together and sound non-stop)

The further program continues in free style.

Dancing.

TO script "Rainbow of Life"

Several cool, funny skits that will help you amuse any audience.

"MISUNDERSTANDING" SCENE FOR TWO.

She: Hello!

Him: Hello!

She: What are you talking about?

Him: I carry different things.

She: Awkward? Why are they awkward?

Him: You yourself are absurd, as I can see. I carry different things. Different! Understood? Here, I bring chalk.

She: What did you fail?

Him: Leave me alone!

She: But you say “failed.” What did you fail?

Him: I’m bringing chalk!!! You need to listen. I'm carrying chalk. Mishka. He will need it.

She: Well, if his wife gets it for him, why are you talking about it?

Him: Wife? Which wife? Is this Mishka’s wife? Oh, you joker! I said: “He’ll have to.” It will be necessary, that is.

She: That's it!

Him: And I also have good news for Mishka: I found the brand that he had been looking for for so long.

She: Tamarka?

She: And nothing? Cute?

Him: Beautiful. So green.

She: Wait, wait... Is that her hair, green or something?

Him: Who has hair?

She: Yes, at Tamarka!

He: Which Tamarka?

She: Well, you said it yourself: “Tamarka was found...”

Him: Ta! Mark! The brand, you know, that Mishka has been looking for for a long time. There's an arch drawn there!

She: Yeah! After all, Tamarka is drawn! Drawn, right? That's what I would say.

Him: Get rid of your Tamarka, you stupid head! The arch is drawn there! Arch! Can't you even understand this? I have no time!

She: Bye! Be careful not to lose your awkward things.

Him: Fuck you!

She: Yes! Stop, stop!

Him: Well, what else?

She: Say hi.

She: Knows who: Tamarka, Mishka and Mishka’s wife!

FUNNY SKETCH ABOUT SCHOOL
Teacher: Smirnov, go to the board, write down and analyze the sentence.
Student Smirnov comes to the blackboard.
The teacher dictates, and the student writes down: “Dad went to the garage?”
Teacher: Ready? We are listening to you.
Smirnov: Dad is the subject, gone is the predicate, going to the garage is the preposition.

Teacher: Guys, who can come up with a sentence with homogeneous members?
Student Tyulkina raises her hand.
Teacher: Please, Tyulkina.
Tyulkina: There were no trees, bushes, or grass in the forest.

Teacher: Sobakin, come up with a sentence with the numeral “three?”.
Student Sobakin: My mother works at a KNITTING factory.

Teacher: Rubashkin, go to the board and write down the sentence.
Teacher: The guys caught butterflies with nets.
Rubashkin writes: The guys were catching butterflies with glasses.
Teacher: Rubashkin, why are you so inattentive?
Rubashkin: What?
Teacher: Where have you seen bespectacled butterflies?

Teacher: Meshkov, what part of speech is the word dryish??
Student Meshkov stood up and remained silent for a long time.
Teacher: Well, think about it, Meshkov, what question does this word answer?
Meshkov: What kind? Dryish!

Teacher: Antonyms are words that are opposite in meaning. For example, fat - thin, cry - laugh, day - night. Petushkov, now give me your example.
Student Petushkov: Cat - dog.
Teacher: What does a cat and a dog have to do with it??
Petushkov: Well, how about that? They are opposites and often fight with each other.

Teacher: Sidorov, why do you eat apples in class?
Sidorov: It’s a pity to waste time during recess!
Teacher: Stop it now! By the way, why weren't you at school yesterday?
Disciple Sidorov: My older brother fell ill.
Teacher: What do you have to do with it?
Sidorov: And I rode his bike!
Teacher: Sidorov! My patience has run out! Don't come to school tomorrow without your father!
Sidorov: And the day after tomorrow?
Teacher: Sushkina, come up with a sentence with an appeal.
Sushkina: Mary Ivanna, call!

ANNOYING CONSULTANT.

BUYER: Tell me, do you have a book? 100 Great Idols of the 20th Century??
CONSULTANT: She's been gone for a long time
BUYER: HUH? WE SPEAK RUSSIAN with Marina Koroleva??
CONSULTANT: No. But can I recommend? Dahl's EXPLANATORY DICTIONARY?
BUYER: I'm not interested. Is there a book? French??
CONSULTANT: There is no such thing
BUYER: Eh? TWILIGHT? for my daughter?
CONSULTANT: No either.
BUYER: Huh?
CONSULTANT: (interrupts) Do you have a book? How to leave the consultant and look for books yourself?

SKETCH ABOUT SCHOOL

Ivanov: Where are you going?
Sidorkin: I'll quit algebra! They will ask me, but I am not ready.
Ivanov: Come on! They ask those who have it written all over their faces? I’m not ready!?.
Sidorkin: You see!
Ivanov: So you have to act as if you are ready! Autotraining!
Sidorkin: What?
Ivanov: Self-hypnosis! Repeat after me: I’m all ready for algebra!
Sidorkin: I’m all ready for algebra
Ivanov: I completed my homework!
Sidorkin: I did my homework
Ivanov: All three problems and five exercises!
Sidorkin: All three problems and five exercises! How many???
Ivanov: Don't get distracted
During auto-training, they did not notice how the teacher entered the class.
Teacher: Sidorkin, what do I hear, are you ready for the lesson?!! Go to the board.
Sidorkin confidently walks towards the board.
Sidorkin: I’m all ready for algebra! I did my homework! All three tasks and five exercises!
Teacher: Well, write exercise 87 on the board
Sidorkin: I did my homework! All three tasks and five exercises!
Teacher: I don’t understand anything! Show me your notebook!
Sidorkin carries a notebook. The teacher is watching.
Teacher: Sidorkin, Sidorkin! And how confidently he walked... Two! Sit down.
Sidorkin and Ivanov are sitting at a desk. There is a premonition of trouble on Sidorkin’s face.
Sidorkin: Eh, at home they’ll ask: “How was it at school?” - And I'm screwed.
Ivanov: We need auto-training. Repeat after me: I’m doing great in algebra! And good in physics! The glass broke itself during recess!
Sidorkin: now I’ll hit you with an auto-trained hand