The “Hero of the Evening” scenario is suitable for celebrating the birthday of a married middle-aged man and is designed for a large number of guests.
A cool congratulation from friends, a portrait from his wife, performances by a gypsy and a pop star are just a small part of what awaits the birthday boy on this day.
Guests will be able to see what the birthday boy was like as a child, what happened to him as a teenager, and what kind of man he grew up to be.
The entertainment program is structured in such a way that each guest can take part.
Hall decoration
To decorate the hall, you can use any festive attributes: balloons, garlands, confetti, photographs and even unusual dishes. The decoration of the room depends on its size. If the holiday is taking place in an apartment, then it is enough to add a few balloons, posters with wishes and garlands. If a restaurant is ordered, then the chairs and tables are decorated with beautiful capes, and balls and lights are also added. 
Props
- A sheet with a “baby”.
- Crosswords.
- Collections of recipes for dishes made from carrots or vegetables.
- Easel or sketchbook with markers/felt-tip pens.
- Soap set.
- Black wig and long dress.
- Tablets with words.
- Gypsy clothes.
- Bottle of alcohol.
- Three squirrel tails.
- Contents for the secret package: hat, pacifier, socks, thong, bra, negligee, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family pants, beads, wig, false bunny ears.
- Bunny tails.
- Hat.
Musical arrangement
For background music, light compositions are chosen, most often without words, leaving only the melody. Thematic compositions can be staged for the entrance of specially invited guests. So, for the gypsy's entrance - a song about a camp, for Conchita Wurst - the beginning of the song that she performed at Eurovision. 
During breaks between competitions and games, you can invite guests to dance. In this case, you should also consider a dance playlist. It will depend on the age of the invited guests and the tastes of the birthday person. Cheerful, fiery and energetic songs have always been popular on holidays such as birthdays.
Cool scenario for a man’s birthday “Hero of the evening”
Leading: Welcome to (birthday person's name)! I greet each of you and congratulate the birthday boy on the holiday! I invite the other guests to keep up and join in my congratulations. And here are the first comers - friends of the birthday boy.
Congratulations from friends:
We came to congratulate you
Happy wonderful holiday to you.
We would like to wish you good health
Be strong, brave, fighting,
So that the liver never fails
And the rest of the organs held on.
May you always have
The table is set,
The currency multiplied in my pocket.
Let your beautiful wife be by your side
Giving you my love
To make the blood boil in your veins
From a stormy night in your bedroom.
And don't forget about your friends,
Call, write, invite to visit more often.
We are always ready for you
Stand upright, lie flat.
My friend, know that you are our pride!
Happy birthday! Hooray!
(the last words are pronounced loudly by everyone together)
Leading: What faithful friends you have, I propose to drink to your friendship. May she always be as strong! Here's to you, friends!
(guests raise glasses for friendship)
Leading: We see you as you are: strong, courageous, impressive. Who remembers the birthday boy when he was just a baby? I invite the birthday boy and someone to join me for a support group.
(the birthday boy approaches the presenter, and his wife, mother or sister is chosen as his assistant)
Entertainment "Little Miracle":
The birthday boy sticks his head into the previously prepared “body”. Two assistants hold a sheet with a hole cut in the middle for the head. Sewn below is a children's blouse with mittens and rompers.
Where the sleeves of the blouse end are also made so that the assistant can insert her hands there. And the birthday boy puts his hands in his pants. Thus, the following picture is obtained: the audience sees the head of the birthday boy, the hands of his assistant and dangling legs, which are controlled by the birthday boy himself. 
The funny thing is that the assistant does not see everything that is happening, and the birthday boy himself will not be able to do what is usually convenient to do with his hands. The presenter reads the text, and the participants perform all the movements that they hear. The assistant gives him all the necessary details.
Leading: N years ago little (name of the birthday boy) was born. He stretched sweetly, rubbed his eyes and sneezed loudly. So he tried milk for the first time. (the assistant’s hands give him a baby bottle of milk) Oh, he ate so well that he already wanted to go to bed. Opening his mouth wide, he yawns for a long, long time, covering his mouth with his palm. Suddenly he wanted to poop. He pushes, pushes hard, and it works. He took a piece of paper and began to wipe his butt. Satisfied (name of the birthday boy), dances, moves his legs. So he found a pacifier somewhere, put it in his mouth, and smiled. (then the pacifier is removed)
But our (name of the birthday boy) is growing up. He learned to brush his teeth, so he took a brush and started brushing his teeth vigorously. He took a comb to comb his hair and, handsome, quickly ran to the kitchen, opening the door with his heel. There he finds a sandwich and boldly throws it into his mouth. He washes everything down with compote and hurries into the yard to play. But first he puts on a hat, scarf, and gloves. And with a confident gait he went down the stairs. (energetic music plays while walking)
Leading: Applause for the birthday boy and his assistant! And so that (name of the birthday boy) grows up healthy, let’s raise a glass and say a few nice words to him. I propose to say a toast to the parents of the birthday boy.
(parents congratulate their son)
Leading: In the meantime, we smoothly move on to the already matured (name of the birthday boy). Now he has become a teenager, which means bad habits are starting to appear. That's how he tried vodka for the first time. Yes, he overdid it a little that it was difficult for him to find words. Our only hope is for you, dear guests. I invite two teams of nine people.
Competition "Guess the word":
Each participant is glued or put on a piece of A4 paper on their chest, on which one letter is written. The presenter reads the riddles, and the participants must quickly line up in a row, thus writing the answer. The team that solves the most riddles wins and receives a prize - a crossword puzzle for each. Each team is given an equal number of letters: d, y, w, a, r, b m, i, h. 
Riddles from the presenter:
- Either lying down or standing. Sometimes cold, sometimes hot. (Shower)
- It is round and transparent, like glass. It is quite easy to see the future in it. (Ball)
- Strong, slender and strong, because he is the ruler of the forest. (Oak)
- Jumps loudly in the hands of a child. (Ball)
Leading: Our (name of the birthday boy) is growing up quickly. He becomes a man and new needs appear. For the next competition I need three male-female pairs. Who's brave? Don't be shy! It won't hurt, I promise.
Competition "Adult Needs":
For this competition you will need a grater and carrots. Men press the carrot between their legs, holding it with their hands if necessary. Girls also hold a grater between their legs, but in such a way that a man, coming up from behind, can reach the grater with a tied carrot. 
On command, pairs must quickly grate the carrot. As soon as the allotted time is over, the guests look: whose carrot has worn off more than the rest, wins. The winner receives a prize - a collection of dishes made from carrots or vegetables.
Leading: We have identified a winning couple and they receive their trophy - a book of recipes for carrot dishes so that you can use the vegetables for their intended purpose. And I give the floor for congratulations to the wife of the birthday boy - (name of wife).
(wife makes a toast to the birthday boy)
Leading: What kind words were heard for you (name of the birthday boy) from your beloved and charming wife. It’s immediately obvious how much she loves you, but what about words, I propose to actually see how a wife sees her husband. (Wife's name), I will ask you to come to me.
Portrait of the birthday boy:
The birthday boy's wife is blindfolded and given a marker or felt-tip pen. In front of her is an easel or a regular sketchbook. 
She must draw a portrait of her husband with her eyes closed. For variety, you can put several markers. The host will comment on which body part she needs to move to and which marker she wants to use.
Leading: The guests are not bored, but support the aspiring artist with applause. (Wife's name) is probably very worried.
(to the music, the wife draws a portrait, and the guests support her)
Leading: Look what Picasso has awakened in you (wife’s name). Our dear (name of the birthday boy), accept from the bottom of your heart the best picture in the entire history of mankind - your portrait from your beloved wife. She tried really hard.
(the birthday boy is presented with his portrait)
Leading: And the gifts don’t end there, there’s still more to come. In the meantime, I invite seven people for the next competition.
Competition “At the command of the pike...”:
Seven chairs are placed in a row. The leader gives everyone a command of what they need to bring. When the participants go in search of a hidden object, the leader removes one chair and the one who came last and did not have enough chair is eliminated. 
Each item is then returned to the owner, and only after that the host names the next wish. The winner is the one who reaches the end, fulfilling all the wishes of the presenter. The prize is a small soap set. Participants will need to bring the following:
- A bottle of vodka.
- Someone else's, not your own, man's shoe.
- Women's earring.
- Ketchup or sauce.
- Any item from the birthday boy.
Leading: Applause to all participants, and we reward the winner with a soap set and ask you to say a few words to the birthday boy.
(the winner makes a toast)
Leading: We'll play a little, and for this I'll need five people.
Game “Simple questions - funny answers”:
Participants stand with their backs to the guests. They put a certain word on their back, none of the guests tells them what word they got. The participants themselves should also not spy on others. The host asks each player a question, and he must answer it creatively. And the places for participants can be the following: “maternity hospital”, “bushes”, “sex-shop”, “sobering-up centre”, “work”. 
Questions:
- How did you first come to this place?
- What were your impressions of this place?
- What do you usually do there?
- What attracts you there so much?
- How do your loved ones feel about this?
- When are you going there next time?
Leading: Ladies and gentlemen, please have a moment's attention. Now I will announce the name of the celebrity who came here to personally congratulate the birthday boy on his holiday. Meet the incredible and stunning Conchita Wurst.
Conchita's performance:
Make an agreement in advance with a bearded man from the guests or draw a beard with black eyeliner. The participant must wear a dress and have long hair, so a wig is required. The guest performs a song to the soundtrack “Rise like a Phoenix”, and at the end of his performance congratulates the birthday boy. 
You can approach him, hug him, kiss him. In a word, completely improvise and amuse all the guests, especially the birthday boy.
Leading: Thank you, Conchita, you were inimitable! We send off the pop star with thunderous applause. And you, dear guests, do not forget to raise a toast to the birthday boy.
(everyone congratulates the birthday boy)
Leading: And I'm announcing another competition. I will ask as many beautiful ladies to come out here as there are letters in the full name of our birthday boy.
Game "Erotic Spelling":
The required number of girls come out to the presenter. They are given bunny tails, which they must put on in the right place. And at the command of the presenter and to the music, all the girls unanimously write the full name of the birthday boy with their buttocks.
Leading: This is an unusual and slightly erotic performance that the representatives of the fair sex put on for you (name of the birthday boy). Let's clap for them, friends, and in the meantime we continue to surprise the birthday boy with congratulations. To your loud applause, I invite a special guest - the gypsy Zara.
(guests greet the gypsy)
Leading: Zara not only came to congratulate (the name of the birthday boy) on his birthday, but also to predict the fate of everyone.
Predictions of the gypsy Zara:
This time they choose any woman from the guests, with whom they also agree in advance. She approaches any guest and, looking into the palm of her hand, says what awaits this person in the near future. The birthday boy will be the last one she approaches. 
Prediction 1:
I see you're not getting enough sleep,
But be sad, you'll get some sleep soon.
You will sleep long and softly,
Until the salad is taken out from under you.
Prediction 2:
Wow, have a fun weekend ahead of you.
A handsome man will pester you.
Don't give in!
Five minutes of work -
Nine months of care.
Prediction 3:
Your path of life is successful,
It leads uphill.
You'll buy a car soon
But I just can’t figure out which one:
Either a white BMW or a green Muscovite.
Prediction 4:
Oh, hand of pearl,
I have never seen such a happy fate.
And the family is strong, and friends are faithful,
I see a long and happy life awaits you.
You will live a long time until you die.
Happiness is ahead of you
And when you bend over, it’s from behind.
Leading: I want to invite seven people for the next competition. Everyone remember the competition with chairs? Music plays, participants dance around chairs, and as soon as the music ends, you need to have time to sit on an empty chair. Whoever doesn't have enough chairs is eliminated. We will slightly change the rules of this competition. Since our people are adults, we will replace the chairs with glasses of vodka.
Competition “Be the first to grab it”:
Six glasses are placed on a table, preferably round. Participants surround the table and begin to move around it to the music. The music ends, you need to be the first to grab the glass. The one who doesn't get it is eliminated. The competition continues until there is only one glass left on the table. The winner receives a prize - a bottle of any alcohol.
Leading: But here we have a winner and receives a well-deserved prize - a bottle of good alcohol. But we don’t recommend getting too carried away with strong drinks, otherwise one day these squirrels might visit you.
Squirrel performance:
Three women are selected to perform a dance to the song “Single Ladies” from the movie “Alvin and the Chipmunks.” They have false squirrel tails tied to their belts, and they must give the birthday boy a fiery dance.
Leading: And now I invite everyone to join me. Absolutely everyone who is brave, come to me.
(people start coming out to the presenter)
Leading: We stand in a circle so that everyone can stand comfortably and freely. I have this package with a secret. Your task is to pass it on to each other as long as the song plays, and I’ll tell you what to do next later. Let's go!
Game “Pass it to someone else”:
The package contains various things and objects. To the music, all participants pass the package to each other without looking inside. As soon as the music stops, the person who has the bag takes one thing out of it and puts it on himself. The game continues until the last thing is taken out of the bag. The contents of the package may be different, for example: hat, pacifier, socks, thong, bra, negligee, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family panties, beads, wig, false bunny ears. After all the items have found their owners, they will need to be removed. Each player is played with separate music.
Leading: What diversity immediately appeared. But, unfortunately, now all this beauty needs to be filmed and, as usual, to the music. Let's start with the last player.
(the music turns on and the first guest begins to take off his recently worn item)
Leading: But the surprises don't end there. Right now I want to see three brave participants near me for our next fun music competition.
“Minute of Fame” competition:
The presenter offers each participant a song to perform. For example, “The wind was blowing from the sea,” “And someone came down from the hill,” “I got drunk and drunk.” Participants can choose their own song, the main thing is that they are not very similar in repertoire. When it’s their turn to mix their songs, the participants play the minus of any remix.
Leading: Friends, you now have a unique opportunity to become famous throughout the world. Each of you needs to perform your song as loud as possible from the rest of the participants. Just without music, each of you, as much as you can, will try to sing your own song. Are you ready? Let's start!
(everyone sings their song loudly, trying to outsing their rivals)
Leading: Wonderful - wonderful! And now we will slightly remake your songs in a more modern way.
(each participant now not only sings his own song, but mixes to the music, using words such as “eu”, “uiva-uiva” and so on)
Leading: Let's give a round of applause to our up-and-coming but already promising stars.
Leading: And now our holiday is gradually coming to an end and I want to ask you a question, dear guests: did you like today’s holiday, did you regret coming?
(guests answer that they liked it)
Leading: That you liked it is good, but you just say something quietly about it. I have such a magic hat, (takes out the hat) that will reveal the whole truth about your thoughts. So, let's go!
Game "Magic Hat":
The host puts a hat on any guest and at this moment the chorus of a certain song sounds: 
- “I’m all so sudden” A. Semenovich.
- "I'm tired, I want love" Quest Pistols.
- “Look at the woman” by Shan-hai group.
- “For a week before the second I will go to Komarovo” Vitas.
- “I want to drink” What a pussy.
- “Buy me a crucian carp” A. Kozlovsky.
- “Take me to marry” group Breasts.
- “What a wonderful day” cheerful Mouse.
Leading: Overall not bad, now I can believe that you really enjoyed the holiday. Let's thank the wonderful organizer of this evening (name of the birthday boy) and once again congratulate him on his birthday! Let your life be full of bright events and pleasant memories! Congratulations to you! Happy birthday!
(everyone congratulates the birthday boy, and the disco begins) 
A cool script, active guests, fun competitions, and a resourceful presenter are the main criteria for a fun birthday. Remember: the best gift is emotion! Arrange an unforgettable holiday for the birthday boy, please him with comic congratulations and gifts, and he will never forget your efforts.
(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):
Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And I was in good health from childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer’s secret
I will open it to everyone on their birthday,
There is no more mystery in this!
08 Jun 2012
A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Childhood”
(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):
My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!
Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must go in immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!
Read the continuation of the anniversary scene below
02 Jun 2012
Leading:
Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You've all probably heard the expression: “Why are you walking around with shaggy hair like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: just such a client arrived at our birthday girl’s birthday! Meet Shishiga, my friends!
(A participant in the scene comes out dressed as Shishiga; it will be funnier if he is a large man, dressed in a woman’s dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the tune of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the film. “Seventeen Moments of Spring”)
Read on for the continuation of this scene.
27 May 2012
(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):
We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!
Matryona (speaks):
Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?
Flower:
Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!
Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.
26 May 2012
(two men dressed up as new Russian grandmothers come out and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children’s balalaika or guitar):
Flower:
The hero of the day needs a pair
Give compliments!
So let's go blazing hot
Remember them with Matryona!
Give me your word soon
My tongue is very itchy!
I'm already ready
Congratulations are simply chic!
... continuation of the funny scene read on
13 Apr 2012
There are different funny scenes with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot can be chosen for the sketch - from your own idea to an already existing idea. You can write your own script based on your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for a finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.
06 Apr 2012
05 Apr 2012
Presenter:
Dear birthday boy!
A great surprise has been prepared for you,
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more problems in work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!
(two men with helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday boy to the tune of “If only I had mountains of gold”)
You can act out funny scenes for your anniversary at the moment when gifts are given. Gifts are funny, you need to show everything you do.
Gift - basin.
The words are:
For our anniversary we give a basin,
You can wash the floors in it,
You can also milk cows,
you can pick berries,
burp after being drunk,
you can take a bath with it,
it will be useful to you there too,
You can wash clothes in it,
you can wash your butt,
you can sow flour in it
and hang it on a bitch,
you can ride down the hill, oh
n will always be useful to you,
and when it happens (50, 60...) we will come to you again,
prepare okroshka for us,
find a bigger spoon
We'll pour okroshka into the basin,
That’s how we’ll celebrate the anniversary,
in general, you keep it,
don't break it, don't crumple it,
don’t leave it in the yard and put it back, with
congratulations on your anniversary,
We want to drink everything now,
some from the pile, some from it, and we will drink from it!
Gift - birch broom.
We couldn't give you birth
Buy expensive gifts
But this birch broom
Can we give from the heart
On Saturday you will take a steam bath with a broom
Do you remember your noisy anniversary?
And your health will increase a lot
From fragrant fragrant branches
Gift - galoshes.
We couldn't on your birthday
Buy a unique gift
But here are rubber galoshes
Can we give from the heart
You will wear them in damp weather
And you’ll go around the dacha with the style
And, of course, for your garden
You'll hardly find better shoes.
Take care, don’t throw them anywhere
After you wash it, dry it in the shade
May they serve you with good fame
All gifts from a pure soul
When arranging funny scenes for a woman’s anniversary, dress up - put on scarves, beads and sing ditties.
Funny and for birthdays - scenarios, games, competitions birthday - birthday - new - from birth. happy holidays. toasts, sms, sms. poetry
23.05.2010, 12:241. Cool competitions "Line"
Assemble two teams: one of men, the other of women.
At the leader’s signal, the players of each team begin to take off their clothes (whatever they want) and lay them out in a line. Each team has its own line.
Winner: The team that made the longest line of clothing.
2. "Tape"
Required: several very long ribbons
Each lady holds a ribbon twisted into a ball in her right hand. The man takes the tip of the ribbon with his lips and, without touching his hands, wraps the ribbon around the lady.
The winner is the one with the best outfit, or the one who completes the task faster.
3. birthday contests "Zoo" (for 8 or more people)
The players stand in a circle. The presenter whispers a role to everyone: “hippopotamus” or “eagle”. Everyone hugs each other's shoulders. When the presenter says “eagle!” loudly to everyone, the “eagles” tuck both legs. When “hippopotamus!”, they draw their legs under them. There will be even more fun if suddenly in a large company there is a clear minority of certain “animals”.
4. Competition "Associations" (for 4 or more people)
The host leaves the room, and the rest decide who will be guessed. Then the presenter tries to guess the person based on his abstract description. The presenter asks leading questions. For example: “If this person was... a cloud (a tree, a monkey, a hanger, a Snow Maiden), then what would he look like (run, fly, play hockey?).” It is necessary to compare and guess. A very fun game.
5. Funny birthday contest "Forks"
Required: forks and thread.
Several male/female pairs participate.
The forks are tied to the belt at approximately knee level (select experimentally) at the back. The goal of the game is to face each other and engage with forks.
Attention. Skirts on girls are not a hindrance! The difficulty can be adjusted by the length of the thread.
6. Birthday "Pencil" competition
Teams in which men and women alternate must pass from first to last a simple pencil, and it is passed clamped between the nose and upper lip of the players! Naturally, you cannot touch the pencil with your hands, but everything else can be touched with your hands.
7. Competition "Ring"
A large group (of any age) stands in the order M--F--M--F--M--F. Each participant takes a toothpick (match) into his mouth. The first thing to put on a match is a ring (any ring, maybe a wedding ring).
The point of the game: pass the ring along the chain (from match to match), naturally, without the help of hands, to the last participant.
8. Competition "Girlfriend's Leg" at a birthday party
In the room, ladies sit on chairs, 4-5 people. They show the man that his wife (friend, acquaintance) is sitting among them and he is taken to another room and blindfolded TIGHTLY. At this moment, all the women change seats, and among them (for color) 1-2 men sit down. Everyone bares one leg (just above the knees) and lets in a man with a bandage. He is squatting, touching everyone's bare leg with his hands in turn, and must recognize his wife. There is nothing very scary, but the jokes are rubbish. There are many options. And the man “climbs” on the legs for a long time, and sometimes he doesn’t recognize the “wife,” well, and if he pointed at another man, saying that this is my wife (and he’s wearing a stocking to hide his hair), it will be a complete FUCK. Then all the men will want it, they won’t be able to drag it away!!!
9. Best competition at the Rhino birthday party
Necessary: balloons (1 for each), regular thread, adhesive plaster, pushpin (1 for each)
Quantity - the more, the better. The game can be either a team game or every man for himself.
The balloon is inflated and tied with a thread around the waist (the balloon should be at the level and area of the buttocks). The button is used to pierce a piece of adhesive tape and stick it on the player’s forehead. This procedure is done with each participant. Then each player must fold his hands on his chest or behind his back (he cannot use them during the game), or he can tie them. After all these preparations, the start is given (a certain amount of time is set - for a team game, after the time has elapsed, whoever survived is counted; and for the game, every man for himself - the game is played to the last), after which the player’s task is to pierce the enemy’s ball with a button on the forehead (not using your hands). It all looks simply amazing, the main thing is that there are more people.
Winner: the one who remains with the whole ball.
10. Fun competition at the birthday party "Sniffers"
Necessary: many different objects are tied on strings and hidden in a bag.
They call a volunteer and blindfold him. When the eyes are blindfolded, the leader takes one of the prepared items dangling from a rope from the bag and brings it to the volunteer’s nose. You need to determine without the help of your hands, only through the sense of smell: what kind of thing it is. You guessed it, you will get this very thing as a gift... The very first one is given something simpler, like an apple. The rest, inspired by the example, will then stand in line. It can be very funny when an unfortunate sniffer pokes his nose, for example, into a suspended can of beer, which is dangling back and forth... Finally, it comes to the point that volunteers are given scented condoms to smell. The volunteer sucks in air with all his might, and the people just crawl under the furniture out of laughter. You can also let them smell the bills. And if he guesses right, then let him tell you what denomination the money was. Practice shows that there is always someone who is able to guess the dignity by smell...
11. Competition "Balloon Hunt"
Required: inflated balloons
Evening dresses are not a hindrance. Inflated balloons are tied to the ankles; in the absence of balloons or their shortage for everyone, you can replace them with “rubber products” (tested - no worse). On command, everyone rushes to eat each other's balls with their feet, trying to protect theirs. The game continues until the last ball.
The winner is the owner of that very last ball. The game is very stormy, noisy, fun, but, unfortunately, fast (but there are a lot of impressions).
12. Fun game "Tomato"
First, an exciting game is played: a small denomination bill is placed on a table or stool between two players, and at the signal from the leader, it must be slapped on top first. To stir up the excitement, you can even give it to the winner, and take the next bet from the loser. Further, the rules become more complicated, the players are blindfolded.
And when everything is ready, the presenter exchanges the bill for a tomato before the signal! Both hit him at the same time, the audience rejoices.
13. Funny competition "Ya-y-ytsa"
Required: a dozen boiled eggs
A dozen eggs are placed in a bowl. One of them is raw, the presenter warns. And the rest are boiled. You need to break an egg on your forehead. Whoever comes across something raw is the bravest one. Participants take turns coming up and taking an egg.
In fact, the eggs are all boiled, and the last participant gets the prize - he consciously took the risk of becoming everyone's laughing stock.
14. Fun game "Maze"
Required: several long ropes.
A labyrinth of one, two or three ropes is created in the room so that the player, while passing through it, must step somewhere and sit down somewhere. Having invited the next player from the next room, they explain to him that he must go through the maze blindfolded, having previously memorized the location of the ropes, and the audience will give him hints.
When he is blindfolded, the ropes are removed! And the audience continues to tell him what to do, laughing without giving away the secret of the rope maze)
15. Competition "Chief Accountant"
Various signs are depicted scattered on a large sheet of Whatman paper. They need to be quickly counted, and counting should be done like this: one dollar, one ruble, one mark, two marks, two rubles, three marks, two dollars, etc.
Winner: whoever counts correctly, without getting lost, reaching the farthest bill.
16. Birthday competition "Pass the hat"
All competition participants stand in two circles - internal and external. One participant has a hat on his head, he needs to pass it around in his own circle, there is only one condition - to pass the hat from head to head, without touching it with your hands.
The team in which the number one privateer is again in the cap wins.
17. Competition "Harvest"
The task of the players of each team is to move the oranges to a certain place as quickly as possible without using their hands.
18. Competition "Let's make caps"
Participants are invited to look from a distance at a set of cans of various sizes and shapes. You cannot pick them up. Each player has a piece of cardboard from which they must cut out the lids so that they exactly match the holes of the cans.
Winner: The one with the most lids matching the can openings exactly.
19. Funny competition "Piglets"
For this competition, prepare some delicate dish - for example, jelly. The participants' task is to eat it as quickly as possible using matches or toothpicks.
20. Competition "Banker"
Required: 2-3 jars with lids. Fill the jars with coins and make slits in the lid.
The “banker” will be the one who will be the fastest to shake out the contents of his jar of coins through a narrow slot in the lid, without resorting to the help of foreign objects.
Cool script for a woman's birthday - - collection of poems - book-poetry.ru
As a rule, a woman’s birthday is organized by her relatives and closest people. The husband and children are faced with the task of making this holiday unique, bright and unforgettable, allowing her to feel loved, desired and the only one.To do this, you first need to decide on the location of the festive event. Traditional home gatherings entail evening washing of dishes and cleaning, which will not please the birthday girl very much. It is better to choose a cozy restaurant or cafe with a pleasant interior and soft, calm music. In addition, you need to take care of decorating the room in advance - garlands, balloons, vases of flowers and small posters with congratulations. Of course, this is all individual, and depends on the number of guests invited, the age of the birthday girl, her tastes and preferences.
The search for a gift should also be taken very seriously. Be sure to choose a beautiful bouquet of flowers - this is an indispensable attribute of any women's holiday. Well, the main gift can be jewelry, books, paintings, all kinds of expensive accessories, in general, everything that your beloved woman, wife and mother dreams of. If you want to give a fairly expensive gift, you can invite all your invited friends, family and relatives to buy it together. Let everyone contribute a certain part of the total amount - such a solution will be quite acceptable.
And so everyone gathered at the festive table. The birthday girl is in the center, cordially welcoming guests and accepting congratulations and gifts. As a rule, the husband makes the first toast in honor of the hero of the occasion. It would be great if it was a poem dedicated to your beloved wife.
Children should also prepare properly - you can sing a congratulatory song, give homemade items and crafts to your mother.
During the feast, it is necessary to give each guest the opportunity to congratulate the birthday girl, say warm words to her and give her a memorable gift.
To prevent guests from getting bored, organize several fun entertaining competitions. For example, the “Karaoke Competition”, according to which each participant must perform a song, one way or another dedicated to the birthday girl. As a rule, there are no losers or winners in this competition, but there is a lot of fun, joy and positive emotions!
After this, you can invite everyone gathered to dance a little. Fast and slow dancing to your favorite tunes will come in handy on such a festive evening.
Also during the birthday celebration, you can hold a competition called “Portrait of the Birthday Girl.” To do this, all participants are divided into two teams. Each team is given one piece of paper and pencils or markers. The task is to paint a portrait, but each participant can draw only one part assigned to him. For example, the first one draws the outline of the face, the second one draws the eyes, the third one draws the nose, and so on. The birthday girl is given the role of judge. The team that completes the task better and faster wins.
In the intervals between competitions, everyone present is invited to the table, at which they can also arrange quizzes, for example, with riddles for adults.
Make sure that absolutely all guests participate in entertainment activities. After all, the holiday will be unforgettable only if everyone is having fun, dancing and singing from the heart, giving each other their own and positive emotions.
At the end of the evening, you can hold a competition for the best dance, the winner of which will be the hero of the occasion!
Scenario for celebrating the anniversary (birthday) of a woman named Elena
Other scenarios
The script can easily be remade for a woman with a different name using other materials from the site.
Presenter:
You are happy, dear Elena,
Worthy like no other!
You are a flawless queen,
Great success awaits you in everything!
Happy anniversary,
We wish you great happiness,
After all, everyone knows - there is no doubt,
That our life is one moment.
Let humor, jokes and smiles
Here they fly around like flying fish.
And we ask you to always be like this -
Cheerful, joyful, simple.
And protecting the bright years,
So that adversity passes by.
For the hundredth anniversary
A group of friends will come.
Celebrate your anniversary with a smile.
Champagne is poured into glasses.
The guests perform an old gypsy romance for the hero of the occasion (two can sing, and everyone else picks up the chorus):
THE GLASSES ARE POURED, THERE IS A REFLECTION OF AMBER IN THEM,
AND FACES LIGHT UP LIKE SPRING DAWN!
WITH WINE, MEANING IS CARRYED AWAY, IT BECOME LIGHTER,
AND A TOAST IN THE HEART ASKS: WE DRINK TO THE ANNIVERSARY!
OUR CHOIR SINGS AN ANCIENT CHANT, THE CHAMPAGNE IS FLOWING IN A RIVER
IN HONOR OF OUR BEAUTIFUL AND BELOVED LENA DEAR!
WHAT COULD BE MORE WONDERFUL, WHEN, THAT LOVE,
YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WILL MEET YOU WITH A SONG!
LET THE EVENING BEGINN AS A NEW CIRCLE OF LIFE,
AND ALL DREAMS COME TRUE, AND EVERYTHING BLOWERS AROUND!
LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA,
LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, drink up
Musical break. Then a toast is made to the parents.
(calls them by first name and patronymic)
We are all just children in this world,
Parents are owed everything
Let's drink to them while standing,
We love you, we need you!
After the guests have eaten a little, the host holds a competition to see how well the guests know the hostess of the holiday.
Three pairs of guests are called, some sit on chairs, and partners stand behind.
The first question is asked:
1. On what day of the week was Elena born?
The couple who knows the answer to the question must give the sign by crowing the rooster “KU-ka-re-ku!!!” loud!
Then just answer the question. The competition is very funny.
2. What is the name of your first love?
3. What was the assessment in physics?
4. In what maternity hospital was you born?
You can ask absolutely no matter what questions, the very process of observing the subjects is already delightful.
After a short pause, offer to give gifts.
To do this, you can use a song to the tune of “What do you need?”
We chose a gift for you, oh, all together
Suddenly we got a nervous tremor,
Even though we all knew what we needed, what we needed
But where to get it, where to get what you want.
We're shopping in droves, oh! We went, oh! Let's go!
We wanted to get you a diamond brooch!
Even though we all knew what we needed, what we needed,
But where can I get it, but where can I get what you want?
And we bought you a treasured gift
And our nervous trembling passed
We bought you what we could, what we could
Take it whether you like it or not!
Gave a gift.
The host is holding a competition of adjectives, for example starting with the letter L. You must first come up with (ask the guests) 9 adjectives. Then insert them into the text. It usually turns out funny. Give the resulting copy to Elena as a souvenir.
We came to _______(1)________festival, to ___________(2)____________Elena,
To_______(3)___________congratulate you on your ____________(4)______________anniversary.
Eat________________(5)____________food, give________(6)__________gifts.
And leave _______________(7)________in a mood. Remembering____________(8)__________anniversary
until the end of my___________(9)________________life.
Fill the next break with a sweet tooth contest.
Competition for adults "Congratulations"
For this competition, two or more participants are called, depending on how many candies you have. 4 pieces of candy prepared in advance (lollipop is much funnier).
Participants are invited to tell Elena or wishes.
Then the host offers to open one candy and continue pouring out their wishes.
The congratulators also put the next candy into their mouths and continue to compliment.
Then we open another candy and put it in our mouth, and congratulate you on three lollipops.
The fourth candy will be for reserve so that the widest-mouthed can try their hand at the competition.
The winner is the participant who, with the most amount of candy, was able to at least mumble something.
To entertain your guests, hold a few more competitions, for example:
"Fashion Designer"
If your guests are having a blast and you don't have any more left, I offer a great competition that doesn't require any preparation, and you can find a roll of toilet paper in stock.
Props: Toilet paper
The team consists of two people:
Fashion designer and test subject...
From a roll of toilet paper, you need to build an outfit.
The audience decides whose outfit is better.
The hero of the day rewards the best teams with rolls of toilet paper.
If all the guests gave gifts and congratulated the hero of the day, sing a song - a toast
Remade song. Motif "Robin Hearing a Voice"
A remade song to congratulate a woman on her birthday, name day.
Today is your birthday
We came hastily to congratulate you
And wish you success and work
Leave the happy one with gifts
Let's take a cucumber on a fork,
Pour a glass for everyone!
We'll drink to your health,
For a glorious anniversary.
You won't go to bed early today
Listening to all our wishes!
And only then, dear, will you understand,
How we love you, gentle creature!
Let's take a cucumber on a fork,
Pour a glass for everyone!
We'll drink to your health,
For a glorious anniversary.
If the guests have enough fun, play with them games and competitions.
Other games, sweepstakes, competitions
Have a nice anniversary evening
And may on this birthday,
All paths will open,
After all, more worthy than a person
There's no way we'll find it!
Funny birthday greetings
Today is the best holiday!
The best day in the world!
We hasten to congratulate you,
And, of course, we are not lazy)
And waking up early in the morning,
Let's collect a bouquet of flowers.
We'll write congratulations,
Wishing you happy years,
Health, joy, fun...
Everything you could want.
So that you, reading congratulations,
I started jumping for joy!
COOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONGRATULATIONS-SCENE
During congratulations, the birthday person is asked to take some kind of funny “congratulatory pose”, in which he accepts friendly congratulations
(Intro)
Let's hit the poems with rhyme
In honor of the birthday,
Let them sound both here and there
Congratulations to you!
Don't hold back your smile
And take the right pose,
Today is a congratulatory
The pose is hilarious!
(Pause: the birthday boy takes a congratulatory pose. Next - in a different rhythm.)
Let's tell the essence of the wishes,
Forgetting about the rush of days,
Look at the root, but don't forget,
That the giraffe knows better.
Don't run aground on the way
You're still a year older,
Move forward quickly!
Now you take it
The look is normal. (The birthday boy comes out of the congratulatory pose.)
Have a blast, light it up
Postponing the pose for a year!
Cool poetic congratulation
Do you want congratulations?
Open your ears!
It's your birthday!
Let's pull! Count!
To go out to glory
Your holiday is now
Let the neighbors hear
Shouts from us.
Noise a little
We will exceed the background
Let them not judge harshly
The glasses are clinking.
If it comes
A guard of order is coming to us,
Our circle will become wider,
The guard will be in a frenzy!
So it's no use
Congratulations to a friend from friends
Happy Birthday SMS
Alien: I am G-buk, I fell to you from Mars, and got tired of the road, I specially brought you to congratulate the birthday girl. I brought you Martian chocolate as a gift, it’s with salted mushrooms, take a bite and tell me – it’s garbage?!
Doctor: I’m here without chocolate, I’ll give you an enema as a gift, no thanks required, it’ll come in handy - it’s for you!
Putin: Congratulations, madam, let me shake your hand, and my gift is here! Bring it in, gentlemen! (bring in some large gift, maybe a bunch of balloons)
Cleaning lady: I heard - they pour it and congratulate someone, I quietly looked in on you once. If you don’t refuse, you’ll pour it, I’ll scream songs for you, so who are we going to loudly congratulate today?
All together: Our Katya (insert name) is gold, that’s who we congratulate,
And we’ll leave this song for Katya as a gift:
Everyone sings a remade birthday song together.
- Birthday script "Congratulations from the President"
- Summer birthday scenario
- Birthday script for 5 years
- Birthday script for 18th birthday (girl)
- Scenario for a children's party (3-7 years old)
Scenario for a woman's birthday. competitions, games.
Scenario for a man's birthday Scenario for a man's 60th birthday Scenario for a woman's 30th birthday Scenario for a woman's birthday in nature Scenario for a boss's birthday Scenario for a children's birthdayContinuation of the description of the woman’s birthday scenario:
(Takes out a rosy apple and says.) - I couldn’t give it to me.
to the millennium! Well, it’s okay, I’ll join you in the end
I'm chewing! After all, if you put this apple on the table, then all the wines
turn into the elixir of youth! So, let's pour everything
Conjure, woman, conjure, grandfather!
Everyone is now seventeen years old!
(Takes off his nose with glasses and a scarf.) - Well, here I am rejuvenated
thanks to your birthday girl! Now it's time for me to go! (Sings
motive of the song “Farewell to Love”.)
Half an hour before the flight, half an hour before the flight!
I'm already at the runway!
I'm hurrying to the Sabbath on this starry evening
And I will arrive exactly like clockwork!
It was so wonderful here at the anniversary -
You call it whatever you want!
Or Birthday, or Valentine's Day,
Or an evening of happiness and love!
Baba Yaga flies away on a broom, followed by a musical
THE QUEEN CALLED......(FROG)
I WISH TO DRINK ONLY FINE WINES!
HAVE FUN, KATECHKA!......(MALVINA)
LET YOUR FIGURE BE SLIM!
HELLO HOT FROM THE NORTH!.....(SNOW GIRL)
I WISH YOU TO SING WITH GUITAR MORE OFTEN!
GOOD COMPANY TO YOU!......(ROTARU)
I WISH NOT TO MEET UNPLANNED LOVE!
HELLO TO YOU MUSICAL FROM.....(BULANOVA)
LIVE, TANYUSHA, HAVE FUN AND COOL!
DON'T FORGET ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD!............(QUEEN)
I WISH LOTS OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER,
LOVE AND ETERNAL YOUTH!.........(PLAY)
LET THERE ALWAYS BE MONEY TO THE FUCK!
AND CHICKEN LEGS!............ (BABA YAGA)
YOU LOOK LIKE A PICTURE TODAY!
I PRESENT THE KEY TO HAPPINESS!.....(Pinocchio)
LET THE WHITE FLUFF FALL TO THE GROUND,
AND YOU BLOW LIKE A ROSE!.... (WINNIE THE POOH)
BE IN THE FIELD AND FOREST MORE OFTEN!
GOOD HEALTH TO YOU!......(ALSU)
NEVER ALLOW DEPRESSION!
BIG HELLO FROM MOM!......(ORBAKAITE)
DON'T GET INTO EMERGENCIES OR SHOOTINGS!
WE WISH YOU A LONG LIFE! GROUP.......(ARROWS)
Telegrams with the names of the guests are also inserted here,
written in a similar poetic form.
The one who first gave the correct answer is awarded a fish
ki. For the largest number of chips, a gift is awarded.
Lottery mystery
The essence of the competition is for guests to guess
a gift that the presenter prepared for them. You can set
leading questions. He answers “yes” or “no”.
Gifts can be in the form of images of certain objects.
goods on paper or toy prototypes of serious gifts
kov (for example, a toy car, a drawing of a dacha, a toy
neck boat).
The gift is received by the one who guessed what gift he wished for.
Test “Draw a man”
The presenter asks guests to draw a person from 12 figures:
you can use triangles, squares, circles, diamonds.
There are 12 of them in total.
At the end of the evening, you can invite guests to open
for the birthday girl a bank account, after which take out three lit-
a ditch jar where all guests can throw in any
amount of money.
Scene - congratulations on a woman’s birthday or anniversary. motive of the song reworking "chunga - changa"
Details, attributes: for this congratulation you will need any hat,
bandana, cap (baseball cap), cap.
The crown is included, just print it out, cut it out and glue it together.
Several people come out with hats tied with ribbons like gifts (but so that they can try them on for the hero of the day). As the song progresses, hats are tried on in order. At the end, the hero of the day is crowned and seated on a pre-prepared chair with a high back
(decorated like a throne).
The crown is put on, at the end glasses of alcohol are poured and a drink is drunk to the queen - the hero of the day.
The motive of the song "Chunga-changa"
Your anniversary has finally arrived
And a specific question arose before us
What gift should we buy you as a gift?
And they decided to give the hat.
chorus:
What a hat - tenderness,
A treat for the men
But it's not at all in season,
What a shame!
But let's not be sad now,
And we'll get a gift
Very nice, suitable
We need it so much...
To be useful for sports at once
We found a cap by eye
Didn't solve that difficult question
And an argument arose between us.
chorus:
Very nice cap
It will sit firmly on the top of your head,
Will only be worn rarely
What a shame!
But let's not be sad now,
And we'll get a gift
Very nice, suitable
We need it so much...
Even a cap will not go as a gift,
And only a fool wears a bandana
The swarm of offers has long dried up
Finding a gift is no small task
chorus:
We will give you the crown
And we’ll put you on a big throne
Today we praise the Queen
How nice!
The anniversary will be cool,
Let's have a drink and sit down,
A toast is needed now
Congratulations!
Enlarge the crown and download it to your computer, print and cut each of the three elements. Cut it out, secure it with tape or a stapler, cut off the excess. The crown is ready.
And as good as spring days!
Participant with a red ball in his hand:
We'll be the first to give you a red ball
It burns brightly in color, like a flashlight.
May he bring victory, success
Participant with blue balloon
Here's a blue ball on a string
He will bring peace of mind
The bottomless sky is clear distance
Even sadness makes it fresh!
Participant with white ball:
A little white ball is a sign of purity
Faith, hope and bright love
I wish that envy was only light
May your deeds be pure!
We didn't bring the black ball
Not because he wasn't found
Just from close and old friends
We all wish only joyful days!
Participant with a yellow ball:
Little yellow ball, it's like a dream
May it never leave you
Today he gathered his friends and girlfriends
A yellow ball is a circle of sunshine!
Participant with green ball:
Green ball - the scent of fields and forests
We also can’t forget today
The green ball will give warmth
And your soul will immediately feel light! Natalya84 mom Congratulations with balloons
We came to congratulate you
And they brought different balls with them
They're not expensive these days
But as good as spring days!
I’ll be the first to give you a red ball,
It burns bright in color, like a fire.
May it bring health and success
Let everyone share joy and laughter!
Here's a blue ball on a string
He will bring peace of mind
The bottomless blue sky is pure,
Don't you need her?
The scent of summer fields and forests
Even in winter we can’t forget
The green ball will give warmth
And your soul will become light.
The orange ball is like a dream
May it never leave you.
He will gather friends and girlfriends into the house.
The orange ball is a solar circle.
A white ball is a sign of purity
Faith, hope and pure love
Even envy would be bright
Let beauty surround you!
A yellow ball will decorate a bouquet,
But they say it is a treacherous color.
From thanks to your good deeds,
I won’t let you burst the little yellow balloon. Natalya84 mom Congratulations from the Stargazer
Host: Dear guests!
Who keeps count of all the stars?
Well, of course, an astrologer!
Only where the star will flash,
He arrives there.
(The stargazer comes out.)
Astrologer: Good evening, dear guests and hostess!
Birthday girl from heaven
I pulled out a miracle of miracles.
Happy anniversary,
I give this cake to her.
There are many lights on it,
It takes a lot of effort to blow them out.
Dear birthday girl!
To the command “three-four!” - you need to smile wider.
And for “one time!” or “two” - get ready first.
How can I say “start!” - You can blow out the candles.-
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Choosing a good birthday gift for your best friend is only half the battle.
It is equally important to choose the right words for it, avoiding hackneyed phrases like: “Health, happiness in your personal life, long years”...
And I really want to please the hero of the occasion with an original and cheerful congratulation.
Original birthday greetings to a friend: scenario “Stray Guests”
This unusual greeting will require costumes in a national style. And from the participants themselves - a creative spirit and a little artistry.
The performance is for 5 people:
leading;
Japanese;
Indian;
African;
Ukrainian.
Costumes can be rented, but they are easy to make yourself. Thus, the image of a Japanese woman is created using a kimono robe, an umbrella or a fan.
The hair on the head should be pulled high into a tight bun and pierced with a thick knitting needle, light powder should be applied to the face, and black arrows should be applied to the eyelids. They will make you look slanted, like the real Japanese.
The national dress of Indian women, the sari, is a long piece of fabric wrapped around the body. In our case, a simple curtain will do. The main thing is to put on the home-grown Indian woman all the jewelry available in the house at the same time (earrings, rings, beads, bracelets) and put a “bindi” on her forehead - a red dot that symbolizes the “eye of Shiva” among Hindus.
A black stocking on your head, a curly wig, a bunch of bagels around your neck and a comic image of a representative of an African tribe is almost ready! To make it even more important, you can pick up a pineapple or a bunch of bananas.
A wide shirt, belted with a wide red braid, a straw hat and a painted mustache will help to portray a simple Ukrainian lad.
Congratulations script
All you have to do is get into the role and you can start:
Leading: Attention, attention! The television and radio company “Pour TV” speaks and shows! A minute ago, at the airport... (name of city, village) a transatlantic airliner of the company “Born to Crawl, Can Fly” landed with a foreign delegation on board.
Representatives from different continents came to our table to wholeheartedly congratulate our dear birthday girl... (name).
Now I am reporting from the scene of the event, from the landing strip, where the excited... (name and patronymic of the birthday girl) meets her guests. Now they have already set foot on the ground. And I turn to the first foreign guest for a word of welcome - Mrs. Tomima Tokoso, who arrived to us from distant Japan!
Japanese: Our company “Sushi Hotsu” will wish…(name)-san enlightenment and present the latest development of our specialists - a set for rejuvenation.
He created a real sensation at the international exhibition. The villager who had it became a milkweed right within a lunar day. Those who saw were surprised. He was eighty-five, but became twenty-five.
And here I am inviting Mrs....(name)-san to Tokyo to visit the company, look at Fuji, bite into Japanese cuisine, smell sakura and have pizza sake with the luscious samurai of the country of the rising sun!
Leading:We thank Mrs. Tomima Tokoso for her kind words. Now let’s ask our Indian guest Drani Shobha Chandra. What did you bring for your birthday?
Indian: ABOUT! Great Brahma! The enchanting beauty of lady...(name) opens like a lotus flower, her clear voice murmurs like the water of the sacred Ganges, her white-throated smile sparkles like expensive pearls.
Her eyes are brighter than the stars in the sky, and her skin is softer than the finest silk. In my homeland they say that it is not enough to be beautiful, you must be happy. For true happiness she needs (pause) an elephant. I give Madam...(name) a real five-ton elephant!
Leading: I can't believe my eyes! On the third landing strip, a huge elephant, a cage of parrots, several monkeys and a bespectacled cobra are unloaded from the Boeing 747.
I hope there is room in the birthday girl’s apartment for these wonderful gifts! And now the floor is given to a guest from hot Africa, an envoy from the Muchacha tribe.
African: And I give Mrs. (name) a feather from an ostrich tail and a crocodile tooth from an evil spirit!
And my leader also wants a strong, smart and beautiful wife. At the council, the tribe decided to make ... (name) the wife of the leader of all Muchach, and therefore after the holiday we fly to distant Africa, where there are many, many wild monkeys. There...(name) will rule over Muchachy, make war on Chuchundra, chop coconuts and roast hippopotamus carcasses on the fire.
Our leader kindly forgives... (name of the birthday girl) her husband... (male name) and lets him go in peace. Yesterday the shaman will perform a marriage ritual and announce... (name) the 148th wife of the leader Muchach.
Leading: And now the floor to a guest from neighboring Ukraine.
Ukrainian: Garny lad Ivanko z pid Vinnitsa, that means I, kind tselaga sertsa I will give you a dance of good savory vodka.
It looks like it was in need of lard, that axle was such a fool. I’m really afraid of high blood pressure, so it’s all about the fat and it’s all about calming the nervous system and relaxing. It’s good that the stewardess didn’t give the vodka to vidkorkuvati, and it wouldn’t have been possible to do the dance.
And to you, as it seems here in Ukraine, good luck to the house, pennies, health, love, happiness and a handsome, intelligent man, like me!
It would be nice to take a few pictures or videos of this bright congratulation, although there is no doubt that the birthday girl will remember it for a long time...
Unusual congratulations from your best friend “Cheerful semi-finished product”
You can often find DIY art kits on store shelves. Their idea is simple and ingenious. It is necessary, following the instructions, to bring the semi-finished product to the state of the finished product.
The set for craftswomen includes all the components necessary for creativity. And who knows better than a friend which hobby set to choose for a birthday present?
If you use your imagination, assemble such a set yourself and approach the matter with humor, you will get a very original surprise.
- Sewing lover You can present the “Dosha Sama” needlework set with scissors, threads and a cut potholder.
- For the passionate gardener A set of a pot, a bag of soil, seeds and a scoop will do. And don’t forget to include comic instructions in the box telling you how to grow a wish-fulfilling seven-flowered flower. To plant a money tree, place a coin instead of seeds.
- If your friend loves to cook, you will appreciate the set of items with a fun cooking recipe. For example:
“Once you've printed out your Chef gift set, head straight to the kitchen.
Remove chicken, cheese, mayonnaise, mushrooms and pineapple from the refrigerator. Cut the sirloin into 7 mm thick layers using a ruler from the “Chef” set.
Pepper, salt and beat them thoroughly with a mallet from the “Chef” set. Then place in orderly rows on a baking sheet that has been greased in advance.
Use the gauze pad included in the Chef kit for lubrication. For each piece, place one teaspoon of chopped mushrooms, pineapples, grated cheese and mayonnaise. You already know where to get a spoon!
Before using, do not forget to place the baking sheet in the oven for 30 minutes.
If the finished product turns out to be more than you can eat, call the numbers in the Chef dial. Fans of pineapple chicken are always ready to help you. When you hear a crackling sound behind your guests’ ears, you know that everything was done correctly.”
Ditties from a friend
These funny couplets will sound great in the lap of nature, if the birthday is celebrated at the dacha, in the village, in a forest clearing.
However, for such a musical congratulation, in addition to a painted scarf and rouged cheeks, a ringing voice and music for ditties are also required. If all this is available, it’s time to start rehearsing.
We are good friends
We've been friends together for many years
And in ... (name of area) district
There are no better girls than us.
When we get to nature,
Everything around is quiet,
Because they are resting
Birds, if we sing.
Smells deliciously like kebabs
And the wine flows like a river.
Let's light it up in earnest
And we don't need peace.
There is a barbecue, there is karaoke
There are matches and there is firewood.
And there is water in the well.
What a babble!
Why my girlfriend
Don't mosquitoes bite?
Because we were scared
The terrible power of beauty.
Let's join the farm
The cheeks will be like beets.
And goodbye... (for example, Moscow is the capital, beloved Smolensk),
City bustle!
Avenue noise, smog and traffic jams
On the roads, down with everything!
Long live the galoshes,
There is a lot of milk!
Glossy magazine for your best friend
Modern computer technologies make it possible to print photographs, edit films, publish newspapers and magazines without leaving home.
A gift prepared in this way will always please. After all, so much work, patience, inspiration and time have been invested into it.
A homemade magazine can be a good present for your best friend. This will require knowledge of graphics programs and a color printer.
In the bookbinding shop, the magazine pages will be laminated, made into a hard cover, and given a glossy look to the creation.
However, in order for the publication to turn into a spectacular gift, a little bright color is important, it is important to have humorous content that will amuse every reader. So let's begin.
On the first page of the gloss you need to place the name of the magazine and a close-up photo of the birthday girl. Processing a photo in Photoshop is a great way to make a joke. By the way, on the Internet there are many templates for glossy magazines and booklets for this case.
“This entire issue is dedicated to one person - our dear... (last name, first name, patronymic)! Today we say warm words of love to her and raise our glasses to the birthday girl’s health.”
Read in our issue:
The life of the hero of the occasion (photo gallery).
Is this interesting or the whole truth about... (name).
Individual predictions for...(name) from the winner of the “Battle of Psychics”.
Congratulations to you.
“The fact that...(name) lived wildly all these years is unlikely to surprise anyone. With her energy and optimism, you can’t sit in one place, and we can only wish that this continues in the future.
People say that it is better to see once than to hear a hundred times. Therefore, we offer photographic materials that tell about the everyday life and holidays of the birthday girl more eloquently than any words!”
Beautiful wife.
Caring daughter (mother).
Loving sister.
Promising worker.
A successful businessman (fisherman, mushroom picker, etc.).
The stronghold of the family.
The first cook in the region.
Hospitable hostess.
Four-legged best friend.
A true connoisseur of cat beauty.
“And these are not all the advantages of... (name). Left behind the scenes were charm, kindness, incredible breadth of soul and much, much more, which is well known to her family and friends...”
– these kind words are quite enough to beautifully complete the photo report.
You can turn around on the “This is interesting” page, but you will have to search for suitable materials.
Let's start like this:
“A birthday is the most wonderful celebration of all! Do you know why? Because on this day we stop our running to pay attention to those we value and love.
We were so prepared for this moment that we even conducted our own investigation!... (name) - who is she? Where? And what can you expect from her? Read the answers in the section “Is it interesting or true about ... (name).”
In this section you can provide information:
- About the name (what it means, what language it is translated from).
- About derived names (for example: Maria - Marusya, Mashunya, Musya, Manyunya, etc.).
- About name days (when they are celebrated).
- About folk proverbs and sayings (for example: Masha is good, but not ours).
- About character.
- About the zodiac sign, patron elements, mascot stones, etc.
This is a fun and optimistic page.
“We don’t know whether our dear birthday girl believes in fortune telling, but we decided to turn to the famous owner of the “third eye” for help... (any name).
The “star” of extrasensory perception gladly responded to our request and told us about the future... (name of the heroine) a lot of interesting things. Let us remind you that all the sorceress’s predictions came true and continue to come true...
“I compiled an individual horoscope for ... (name). For help I had to turn to the stars, maps and coffee grounds. “I have good news for ... (name),” the clairvoyant told us.
“Everything dark and joyless was left far behind her. But there are only pleasant surprises ahead. Based on the position of the heavenly bodies, I compiled a horoscope for the next five years, which you can get acquainted with.”
- Romantic trip to Paris.
- A whirlwind romance with Bruce Willis.
- Big win in Sportloto.
- Purchasing a mink coat.
- Discovering the gift of clairvoyance.
- Buying a villa by the sea.
- Main role in a Hollywood film, etc.
“When we asked the fortune teller the question how much we can trust the horoscope, she gave an exhaustive answer. “I give 100% that the predictions will come true, but only under one condition! ... (name) must believe in all this herself..."
Another comic page for which you need to make a selection of photographs from world “stars” to the owner’s favorite cat.
In the center of the collage there will be a small text:
“The editors of our magazine received many telegrams with best wishes... (name). Unfortunately, our modest publication does not have the opportunity to place on its pages all the mail received during these days.
(name) can pick up bags of correspondence at any time, and we print in the “You are Congratulated” section photographs of the people who were the first to send their sincere congratulations to her.”
The last page is no less important than the first. A poem or text with emotional lines is good for her. For example:
“Here, dear... (name), you turned the last page of our magazine. We hope that you were very pleased to receive such a present on your birthday.
Don't be sad about the years you've lived. Over these years, you have gained invaluable life experience, become a bright constellation in the lives of friends and family, established yourself as a professional in your field, and revealed yourself as a 100% woman! For some, even a hundred years is not enough to do all this.
You have everything that any person could wish for: beauty, intelligence, dignity and love for life. People like you are loved and appreciated. Continue to walk through life with a sweeping step and, most importantly, believe that all the best and brightest is still ahead of you! Your friends... (names).”
There may be more pages in such a gift edition. Everything depends on the creative enthusiasm of its publishers.
On the “Culinary Side” you can publish recipes for the birthday girl’s favorite dishes, in the “Trace in History” section you can place materials about famous namesakes, and in the “Poetry Lounge” - a selection of funny poems.
And, of course, the more color headlines, bright pictures, rich photographs, the better.
There is no doubt that reading a colorful magazine will give the birthday girl and her guests many pleasant moments.
Thus, congratulating your friend on her birthday in an unusual and fun way is not difficult if you approach the preparation process creatively and with soul.
The effect of a comic staging, a humorous magazine, or cool gifts is always bright and brings no less pleasure to its creators than to the hero of the occasion.
And you can watch another original idea for congratulating your friend on her birthday in the video:
