The Sigmund Freud test is quite popular on the Internet.

However, I have never found evidence that the authorship of this technique actually belongs to Sigismund Shlomo Freud, the founder of psychoanalysis. Nevertheless, the test is interesting and quite accurately describes your attitude...

However, I won’t get ahead of myself. The test is really worth taking.

Read the questions one by one. And please don't look at the answers. Moreover, there are still no right and wrong. And the results will cause a storm of emotions.

8. Are you in a fog? (YOUR ACTIONS?).

Have you written? Great! I give the floor to Sigmund Freud.

1. RESULTS:
2. Your attitude to life, emotions, sensations.
3. Your attitude towards family.
4. Your attitude towards women.
5. Your attitude towards men.
6. Your main life strategy in achieving your goals. How do you solve your problems?
7. Your sexual selectivity. Choosing a partner.
8. Your readiness for marriage.

Your attitude towards death.

Incredible facts

Do you want to get to know yourself better?

Our brain is an amazing thing. Various psychological tests based on the activity of our subconscious and brain help us get to know ourselves better.

The following 8 questions are designed to help explain your personality and attitude towards the most important aspects of our lives. According to Freud, the test really works.

The test consists of questions that you must answer as honestly as possible.You will find the test results after the questions themselves.

Answer the following 8 questions without looking at the answers at the end of the test.

Sigmund Freud test

So, take a piece of paper, a pencil or a pen, and use your imagination. The basic rule is to write down the first thing that comes to your mind. After all, this is exactly what you feel at the moment.

Write everything down briefly and clearly.

1. You are looking at the sea. What is your first feeling at this moment? You can close your eyes.

2. You are walking in the forest and looking down at your feet. How do you feel, what are your emotions?

3. You see seagulls flying overhead. What do you feel? Answer quickly!

4. You are looking at a herd of horses. Write the first thing that comes to mind without thinking.

5. You are standing in the middle of the desert. You see a wall with a small hole followed by an oasis. What are you going to do?

6. You are in the desert again, and you see a jug of water along the road. What will you do, your next steps?

7. You got lost in the forest in the evening. Then you see a house and a light in the window. What are you going to do? Your actions?

8. You are standing in the fog. How do you feel at this moment?

One of the basic rules is to write what you feel and what comes to mind first. It’s okay if you have the same answers to different questions. Don't read everything at once! Read the questions one by one - why rush, it won’t be so interesting if you look at the next question without writing down the answer to the previous one. Well, if you have a fountain pen and a piece of paper in front of you, let's begin! Only 8 questions!

1. You are peering into the sea. What's your first feeling?

2. You are walking through the forest and looking at your feet. What do you feel?

3. You see the flight of seagulls. How do you feel about this?

4. You see a herd of horses. What do you feel? (write the first thing that comes to mind)

5. In the desert there is a wall with a small hole behind which there is an oasis. What will you do?

6. Tired in the desert, you see a jug of water along the road. What will you do?

7. Got lost in the forest, evening, saw a house with a light in the window. What are you going to do?

8. You are in a fog. Your actions, how will you behave?

RESULTS (What did Freud mean by these questions):

1. Your attitude to life, emotions, sensations.

2. Your well-being in your family.

3. Your attitude towards women.

4. Your attitude towards men.

5. Your main life strategy, goal. How do you solve your problems?

6. Your sexual selectivity. Choosing a partner.

7. Your readiness for marriage.

8. Your attitude towards death.

MY ANSWERS:

1. Your attitude to life is freedom, space, vastness, I take a deep breath of fresh air.

2. Your well-being in your family is freedom (not as pronounced as in the first case), fear of the unknown - fear of snakes, wild animals...

I answered this test for the second time in July: I feel roots, branches, etc. with my feet, it’s stinging, unpleasant, I don’t want to step further - I’m afraid of getting hurt

3. Your attitude towards women is nothing, well, let them fly and let them fly, they will only block the sky. Then I imagined them screaming as they flew above me, and this caused obvious irritation.

The answer in July: free flight. I definitely began to treat women better) my work in a call center is to blame for this)

4. Your attitude towards men is a feeling of their power, strength, grace, freedom and at the same time community with each other.

5. Your main life strategy, goal. How do you solve your problems - I imagined a tall wall, without end and without edge (you can immediately see what kind of problems I imagine), at first I thought of just picking this hole, because, having looked closely, I saw that the wall was thin (not everything was lost). But then I got scared that someone would come and scold me for breaking the wall or something else would happen, and I decided to intuitively choose the direction and go along the wall - it has an end somewhere... (that’s me interpreted it as avoiding the problem, waiting for it to resolve itself)

6. Your sexual selectivity, choice of partner - first I’ll look into the jug, if the type of water suits me - I’ll dip my finger in it, look at the finger, if everything is fine - I’ll lick it (suddenly the water is bad), and then, if everything suits me, I'll start drinking))

7. Your readiness for marriage - without any ulterior motives, I’ll go to the house, knock, ask for help, in general, I’m ready for marriage.

8. Your attitude towards death - if the fog does not clear up soon, I will stretch out my arms and go by touch. After consulting with other people who have passed this test, we came to the conclusion that death for me is a different way to find life. I mean, death is not the end of everything - in fact, I think so.

Answer in July: I see thick fog, fear of the unknown, fear of taking steps, and then the same actions as in the first option.

From time to time, many of us experience a state when we want to delve into ourselves, however, we are not always able to understand our real desires and needs in this life. In this situation, you can use the knowledge of the famous psychoanalyst of the 20th century, namely, to conduct Freud over your unconscious.

The Sigmund Freud test is one of the popular types of tests that can help a person get answers from the most distant depths of his unconscious and make the right decision in a given situation.

To carry out the test you do not need:

Special training;
the presence of a partner or psychoanalyst;
a lot of time.

All you need to pass a psychological test on your attitude to life is 15-20 minutes of silence and solitude, a pen and a blank sheet of paper.

Before taking the test, read a few rules that you need to follow to get a reliable result:

Write on paper the first thing that comes to mind.
Describe the sensations and feelings that arise, and do not try to answer “correctly”.
Do not read the answers at the bottom of the article before you take the test.
If you get the same answer to different questions, don’t be alarmed, write everything down on a piece of paper as it is.
Answer the questions in the order they are written here.

Freud's test of 8 questions that will help you understand yourself:

1. You are on the shore, looking out into the ocean. How are you feeling now?
2. You are walking along a forest path, looking down at your feet. What do you see on earth at this moment in time?
3. You look up and see the seagulls overhead. How did you feel now?
4. Horses run and play next to you. How does this make you feel?
5. You are in the desert, right in front of you is an endless wall, in which there is a small hole, and through it you can see an oasis. What are you going to do about this situation right now?
6. Walking through the desert sands, you discover a vessel with water. What will you do?
7 . It got dark, and you got lost in the pine forest. Nearby you can see a building with a light on. Your actions?
8. You are wandering in a thick fog and see nothing. What do you want first?

Now that the attitude test has been passed, read on as Freud explains your answers:

1. This is your perception of life, of what is happening to you now.
2. This is your real attitude towards your relatives.
3. This is your perception of men.
4. This is your perception of women.
5. This is your unconscious mechanism for solving problems that arise in life.
6. This is the pattern by which you choose a partner of the opposite sex.
7. This is your unconscious perception of marriage.
8. This is your attitude towards funerals and death.

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Women know how to keep secrets if they are their own and not someone else’s, but sometimes women’s sexual fantasies become absolutely incomprehensible to their partner. Maybe SHE dreams of sex with a girl or imagines scenes of rape in the arms of her chosen one?...

With the help of a test based on symbols and associations, you will find out everything you wanted to know about HER, but were embarrassed to ask, because all this has already been studied and described by the Austrian psychologist and researcher of the depths of the subconscious - Sigmund Freud.
Or maybe women themselves learn a lot of new things about themselves, mistaking their hidden desires for sexual perversions.

The test contains 10 questions, for each of which you need to give only one answer, writing down the corresponding hidden symbols in a separate line. Each answer represents 10% of the total research volume. The more matches of these designations, the more the woman belongs to a certain type. Thanks to the test, you can determine the percentage of the level of inaccessibility, authority, submission, passion and romance.

1. Choose the plant that you most associate with sexual violence:

A) Opened scarlet rose; Y
B) Palm tree; N
B) Spruce; X
D) Cactus; R
D) Blue violets. V

2. Losing your virginity is most associated with:

A) With cutting a watermelon; Y
B) By breaking the lock; R
B) With tearing the curtains; V
D) With a bee sting; X
D) Eating an apple. N

3. Choose the pregnancy-related association that is most suitable for you:

A) Egg; N
B) Fluttering butterflies; X
B) Rocking boat; V
D) Fishing; Y
D) Balloon. R

4. Imagine that you find yourself in an unusual, ancient locked room. What would interest you first?

A) The box and its contents. I take out jewelry, look at earrings, pendants, try on a ring; V
B) Album with photographs. I leaf through the album, peering into the faces of people I don’t know; Y
B) Things in a huge closet. I take out dresses, try on outfits in front of the mirror; R
D) Table with sweets. I enjoy the great taste of cakes, jam and berries; N
D) Snow-white dove in a cage. I open the cage and release the dove. X

5. Choose the sexiest, in your opinion, male accessory of past eras:

A) Cylinder; Y
B) Long gloves; V
B) Tight-fitting white tights; N
D) High wig with sideburns; R
D) Dark robe or flowing robe with a pointed hood. X

6. Choose the item that evokes the greatest sense of danger:

A) Spear; X
B) Pistol; V
B) Saw; Y
D) Braid; N
D) A piece of glass. R

7. Which musical instrument do you find most sexy when played by a woman?

A) Guitar; Y
B) Saxophone; V
B) Violin; X
D) Cello; N
D) Piano. R

8. Who disgusts you the most?

A) Snake; X
B) Toad with warts; R
B) Spider; Y
D) Hunchback; V
D) A man covered with sores. N

9. What changes in your appearance will terrify you most:

A) Loss of eyebrows and eyelashes; X
B) Warts on the face; R
B) Loose teeth; Y
D) Enlargement of the ears; V
D) Growth of mustache and beard. N

10. In front of you is an old magic chest with mysterious things. You have no idea about their functions, but you suspect that they are also magical. What item would you keep for yourself?

A) A book in a golden binding with strange letters and signs; V
B) Cape-stole, fantastically glowing from the inside; X
B) Wand with engraving; Y
D) Mirror in a carved frame; R
D) A bottle of fragrant perfume. N

Characterizes the level of subordination.

Woman V feels pleasure by submitting and giving herself to a man rather than dominating him. Often her fantasies contain scenes of sexual coercion in various forms. If this is not reflected in real life, then V likes to be treated like a child, sometimes she deliberately tries to look gentle and timid. The essence of woman V not only forces her lover to take a strong position as a leader in the relationship, but sometimes openly provokes him to violence, exacerbating the resulting conflicts and misunderstandings.

She is concerned about everything that is called purely “male virtues,” be it the size of the penis or the thickness of the wallet. She needs either a powerful sexual partner or a man with an authoritarian communication style, or someone who has a high status in society and occupies responsible positions. V easily becomes dependent on a partner, not seeing anything wrong with this, she is quite practical, has good intuition and logic.

If she is overcome by romantic feelings, then she often idealizes her man, becomes a victim of her “love” and a hostage of family relationships, pitying losers, provoking a consumerist attitude towards her. Such sacrifice negatively affects her intimate relationships, therefore it is good only within reasonable limits.

Woman V has a number of complexes associated with childhood.
She has isolophobia, she is terribly afraid of loneliness, and, as a rule, she is never alone. Having parted with one partner, she quickly finds a replacement. The V woman has a hysterical personality type. Even the “berry-candy” period of V’s relationship with a man is full of scandals and reconciliations, tears and pleasures.

Sexual preferences: anal sex, spanking, bondage, masochistic tendencies, hard sex. Often there is a decrease in sensitivity during sexual intercourse.

Phobias: fear of loneliness, darkness, claustrophobia.

Homosexual latency: very low.

Level of authority.

Y is a woman with a strong character, without complexes and prejudices. Being reserved in public, she rarely feels disgust and shame in bed. She is full of perverted sexual desires, but not every man is able to “unearth” them from under the layers of symbols and allegories...

Sometimes she experiences hidden hostility towards men, especially if she feels that some of her innermost desires are not destined to come true. If for some reason relationships with men do not work out, then she is not averse to making love with a person of the opposite sex. However, she is far from frivolous and sexually promiscuous; she simply knows what she wants and prefers to take the initiative. If attempts to get closer to a partner are futile, Y prefers strong friendship.

Y is quite temperamental in bed, but can be content with a very passive partner, provided that she has feelings for him. This is one of those women who does not consider her rivals worthy of her chosen one, she rarely experiences feelings of envy, and it is love that makes her powerful. At the same time, jealousy does not give rise to destructive instincts of struggle, but the very thought of betraying Y causes a feeling of fear in a man.

Y herself subconsciously feels the need for protection and help, and if she finds a sensitive, attentive partner, she will learn a lot of interesting things about her.

Psychosexual characteristics and deviations: atypical sexual behavior, homo- and bisexual tendencies, pathological jealousy, a heightened sense of ownership of a partner, sadistic inclinations, active flagellantism - a type of sadism in which psychological satisfaction is achieved by flagellating a partner.

Female homosexual latency: high

Level of passion.

Woman N easily disconnects from thoughts about current affairs and problems during lovemaking. The painful search for pleasure is not for her, but thanks to her charm, she can always find love adventures. She constantly strives for sexual pleasure, and to achieve this she is ready to change more than one partner.

The longer a platonic relationship with a man drags on, the more her desire flares up, turning into a real animal sexual passion. In her intimate life she wants something unusual, unconventional, loves to experiment and drive her partner into a frenzy.

Unencumbered by marriage, N poses a threat to married couples, since it costs her nothing to seduce a man. Woman-N is a master of sexual maneuvers, willingly resorting to various methods of seduction, be it clothing, poses or gestures. He takes pleasure in demonstrating his love games to others, loves to make his partner jealous, and subconsciously allows himself to participate in a sexual orgy.

Love triangles often arise in N’s personal life, but she tries to avoid conflicts and showdowns, trying to maintain inner harmony, no matter what whirlpool of passions fate brings her into. She draws a line between sex and emotional love affection, preferring not to mix these concepts.

Woman N will retain her sexual activity until a “deeply respected” age; for her, sex is a magical power that prolongs her youth and is a source of health.

Psychosexual characteristics and deviations: nymphomania, exhibitionism, adultery, polydeviant sexual behavior.

Female homosexual latency: variable, depending on circumstances.

Inaccessibility level.

Woman R is proud, proud, but extremely erotic! He tries not to show his emotions to his partner, as if he does not crave or require him to show any feelings. For this reason, it seems cold, although this is far from the case. To feel a man, she does not have to have sexual contact with him. She feels him perfectly from a distance, as if listening to the dictates of her heart and body. Sometimes the smallest details can repel, or arouse interest and arouse R, for example, the timbre of a voice, the shade of a smell, an item of clothing... In any case, a man should be pleasant to her in everything.

R practices open relationships that do not commit to anything, but as soon as a man claims something, R withdraws into himself. R is a godsend for men who love to figure out and woo a partner, this gives her pleasure, but if she becomes the object of the advances of a man for whom she does not feel an ounce of sympathy, she begins to feel disgust, preferring to remain in splendid isolation. The man seems to be constantly picking up the “key” to her “lock”, and if it doesn’t fit, then he himself takes the initiative to break off the relationship.

R is very afraid of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancy, and often practices coitus interruptus.

Responsibility for experiencing a full orgasm for R lies entirely with the partner; he should pay increased attention to foreplay and stimulation. Often R has to pretend so as not to disappoint his partner. A man must constantly admire the beauty of the lady-R and in no case criticize her appearance, teach her to surrender and relax in bed, only then will he appear before her in a completely new image and force her to change her opinion about him. She, in turn, should stop being so selfish and indulge in carnal pleasures without self-imposed rules.

Psychosexual characteristics and deviations: sanctimonious attitude towards sex, frigidity, narcissism, autoeroticism, self-satisfaction, uncertainty about the safety of the partner’s personality, disgust, rejection of oral-genital caresses, refusal of fellatio.

Female homosexual latency: low

Level of romance.

X tries to convince herself that she cannot imagine sexual relations without heartfelt affection, and this prevents her from mindlessly giving herself up to sex.