February 23 has finally become an official day off, so you need to please your men to the maximum: coffee in bed in the morning and little pleasant surprises throughout the day. One of these surprises could be a congratulatory newspaper. It’s very easy to do: collect “courageous” photographs of your defenders and make a montage. Here everything will depend on your mood: you can dedicate poems, lines from popular songs, army stories, soldier jokes, etc. to men. The following technique always works flawlessly: cut out photos of famous military men, heads of state and other famous figures from magazines and newspapers, and Paste portraits of your heroes over their faces. The resulting masterpieces can be provided with appropriate signatures, for example: “Saddam Hussein and Vasya Pupkin declare a decisive “no” to Bush!
In a family, Defender of the Fatherland Day can be celebrated in different ways. In most homes, this is an occasion to express the caring attitude of the wife to her husband and the children to her father and grandfather. Usually the role of men on this day comes down to the following: sit down at a table laden with all sorts of goodies, eat all these goodies, drink it all down generously with strong alcoholic drinks and complacently accept gifts and admiration for their masculine exclusivity. But if the female part of the family considers it necessary to invite their men to go together to the theater, conservatory, or philharmonic society, then they need to treat this as a white dance. The “strong half” must courageously accept any signs of attention.
Men can be congratulated in a more original way.
CONGRATULATING SKETCH “NEW AMAZONS, OR WHAT ARE THEY, MEN?”
Characters
- Cool lady
- 1st student
- 2nd student
- 3rd student
- An ordinary man
Props
- Three posters depicting types of men,
- large blanket.
On stage: Cool lady and 3 students,
Posters are attached to the wall.
A Man stands in the corner under a blanket.
His task is to remain motionless almost until the end of the scene.
Cool lady. So, girls, the topic of today's lesson is: “Extinct species. The man is unreasonable." You all remember that in 2050, the male part of the population of our planet happily died out due to their immoderate desire for reproduction, thereby providing us women with a long-deserved opportunity to achieve a bright future. Today we have only a vague idea about men, thanks to myths and legends that have come down to us from time immemorial. But we, your classy ladies, carefully convey some facts to young people. Let's briefly review the material we covered. Number 1, let's start with you.
1st student. I want to talk about the Male. A male is a man from whom women of the past were “dragged,” that is, they could be taken with bare hands and dragged.
A feature of the Male was the presence of two thought centers. The first, main one, was located just below the waist. The Male thought to them most of the time. The second - the brain - was rudimentary and only prevented the Male from breeding and reproducing.
Cool lady. Great, 1st student. How could you recognize the Male in the crowd?
1st student. By its bright appearance. He used luxury cars, yachts, dachas and barbecues as bait. His hunting season began in early spring and lasted until late autumn. Habitats: bars, restaurants, nightclubs, beaches in summer.
Cool lady. Everything is correct. The 2nd student will continue.
2nd student. I prepared a report on Bore. A bore to the question “How are you?” began to tell in detail how he was doing. It reproduced rarely, strictly according to the clock. He was especially cruel to women, driving them into delirium tremens with his moralizing. Most often, Bore could be found in the library, sanitary and epidemiological station, at a rally, and in marriage agencies. At the end of his life, the Bore transformed into an Old Scumbag or an Old Senile. A special feature of Bored was the horns that adorned him almost all year round.
Cool lady. Wonderful, 2nd student! There's nothing to add. Now the 3rd student will tell us about Henpecked.
3rd student. We know little about this type. He was very timid, timid, had difficulty obtaining food, preferring to hide under a woman’s heel. He camouflaged himself well, blending in with surrounding objects. Sometimes it was passed down from one woman to another by inheritance.
Cool lady. Okay, but how did scientists find out about Henpecked?
3rd student. Following footprints in the kitchen and on the doormat.
Cool lady. As you can see, the picture is quite unsightly. But today I want to inform you about an amazing discovery that our archaeologists made. A completely new type of man has been found in the permafrost. We called him Ordinary Man. All that is known about him is that women could not live without him.
Students (in chorus). But why!?
Cool lady. But this is what you have to find out through a contact experiment. Attention!
Here is an ordinary man! (Tears off the coverlet.)
The students, pushing each other away, pounce on the man and drag him “backstage.” Passionate moans and sounds of kissing can be heard from there.
Cool lady. Every time it's the same. This arrogant man has become completely lazy. He, you see, is the last one left on earth and uses it as he wants! He can't even seduce young girls. And we, classy ladies, have to go to great lengths for the sake of these men!
All participants take a bow.
MEN'S FUN, OR WHAT REAL MEN ARE CAPABLE OF
From the life of the fair sex
Three volunteers are blindfolded, put rubber or hockey gloves on their hands and asked to pull the most ordinary women's tights, maybe with a pattern, onto their feet.
Sea wolf
Players are asked to tie five knots as tightly as possible on a thick rope. Knots can be of any kind - both maritime and ordinary. When the task is completed, it is proposed to untie the knots. Whoever managed to do it faster gets a bonus point.
Save the orange
The game involves two men. Everyone holds a spoon with an orange or potato in their teeth. Hands behind your back. The task is to drop your opponent's orange with your spoon and not let him drop yours. The bravest rescuers can use a raw egg instead of an orange.
Get an apple
To play you need a large basin of water. Several apples are thrown into the basin, and then the player kneels in front of the basin, holding his hands behind his back, and tries to catch the apple with his teeth and remove it from the water. The presenter times the time. The game can be played with several participants at the same time - who can catch the most apples.
Cashiers
On a large sheet of whatman paper, various banknotes are depicted scatteredly. They need to be quickly counted, and counting should be done like this: one dollar, one ruble, one mark, two marks, two rubles, two dollars, etc.
The one who counts correctly, without getting lost, and reaching the farthest bill, is the winner.
Pull-pull
Two men are called. The ends of the scarf are tied around their heads. The men sit on a chair opposite each other. At the leader’s signal, the participants must tear the opponent off the chair without using their hands, only pulling the scarf with their heads. The winner is the player who outdrew the opponent. Instead of a scarf, you can use a thick thread, which is tied in a ring and put on the ears of your opponents.
The best driver
Long threads are attached to two toy cars, and pencils are tied to the ends (you can also use spools of thread). At the leader’s command, the players begin to wind them up. The one whose car reaches the finish line the fastest wins.
Fishermen
Styrofoam fish are laid out on a chair or on the floor. The player’s task: blindfolded, attach as many fish as possible to an improvised “harpoon” (a stick with a nail tied at the end). Before you start “fishing,” you need to spin the player around you several times.
Boxes
This is a kind of sobriety test. A stool is placed on the floor, a box lies behind it near the leg, and the applicant for a “sober lifestyle” sits on the stool. The applicant receives the diagnosis “Sober as a glass” if he is able to pick up a box with his teeth without leaving his stool.
Swamp
Also quite an old game. The players are divided into teams, but several volunteers can be called. The players are given two cards or two ordinary sheets of paper and a pair of rubber boots, which are used by fishermen. The players’ task: along these cardboard “bumps”, moving from one to another, get over the “swamp” as quickly as possible in rubber boots.
“We don’t drink from small containers!”
Two men's teams are participating in the competition. Each person is given a pot of beer and straws for a cocktail according to the number of players. At the presenter’s signal, both teams begin to drink beer from the pan using straws, and the team that does it faster wins.
Riders
You need several pairs and a large room where there are no breakable objects. In the future, everything resembles a game well known from childhood: one becomes a horse, and the other a rider. A card with a word is attached to the rider's back. Players must read what is written on the backs of other riders, and at the same time prevent their opponents from seeing their word.
Let's pour a glass
Two participants must fill the glasses with a pipette. Whoever does this faster gets the opportunity to make a toast and drink the contents.
Direction finder
All participants are seated in a circle at the maximum distance from each other. One of them is invited to the center of the circle and becomes the driver, who will become a “direction finder”.
The task is as follows: participants sitting in a circle are divided into conditional pairs and agree out loud for a minute to perform some joint action. Since all couples speak at the same time, it is quite difficult to understand the content of their conversations. The noise they produce can roughly be called “noise on the air.” This is where the driver must show his abilities: firstly, to “find” the partners of each couple and, secondly, to listen to and understand the content of their conversation. The winner is the “direction finder” who completed the task faster.
Bright head
Ovid said, “Don’t drink more than your head can handle.” Guests are invited to test this wise idea in practice: you won’t have to drink, but you will need to measure the volume of each player’s head. In this way, you can safely determine who can drink the most.
Quick fist
The presenter invites everyone and offers the following task: take a corner of the newspaper with your right hand and, on command, quickly gather the entire newspaper into a fist. Whoever does it faster is the winner.
General's shoulder straps
Participants are divided into two teams. The presenter places two matchboxes on the shoulders of the first players - these are the general's shoulder straps. The task of the “generals” is to run to the specified place and back, trying not to drop the “epaulets”. The boxes are passed to the next person on the team. The winner is the team that runs the distance first.
Secret connections
To play, you will need numbered cards corresponding to the number of participants.
Cards with numbers are laid out on the table, numbers down. The participants in the game draw lots. Participant No. 1 immediately reveals himself. He plays the role of a "detective".
The remaining participants (let's say there are only 20 of them) are given a task: using secret methods of communication, divide into four groups. The first group should include participants who drew numbers from 2 to 5; to the second group - from 6 to 10; the third - from 11 to 15; in the fourth - from 16 to 20. All participants must remain in their places, without revealing their belonging to any of the groups. The members of each group secretly agree to carry out some common task.
The task of the “detective” is: firstly, to discover groups, naming those who are members of them, and secondly, having exposed “secret connections”, to name those joint actions that each group has agreed on. Thirdly, as the task is completed, the “detective” can expose the participants by guessing their numbers based on some signs. If the number called by the “detective” is guessed correctly, that participant is eliminated from the game. If the number is named incorrectly, the “detective” receives a penalty point, and the participant continues to work without calling his real number. Depending on the number of penalty points, you can give appropriate tasks to the “detective” according to a “penalty scale” specially developed for this purpose.
The winner is the detective who scores fewer penalty points.
Banker
The “banker” will be the one who will be the fastest to shake out the contents of jars of coins through a narrow slot in the lid, without resorting to the help of foreign objects.
Keep your money in the bank
Participants are given closed glass jars with a capacity of two liters. They contain folded bills of different denominations. The players’ task: without opening the “bank”, calculate the amount of the “deposit”.
Racers
Two men (preferably with a license) are invited to participate in the competition; participants are given cars with attached strings. The essence of the game is to go blindfolded along a track on which there are 5-6 beer cans, circle the cans and return to the start. You can build 2 tracks and start racers at the same time, or you can go through the track one by one, against the clock. The presenter warns the racers that if they knock down cans, drivers will lose their licenses and will have to buy them back.
Robin Hood
For the competition you will need an apple (you can crumple up a napkin), a “basket” of a hat, a bucket, a box, a deep salad bowl, a stool, and various items.
During the process, those who wish compete for accuracy. The options can be very different:
1) knock down various objects standing at a distance on a stool with an apple;
2) throw the apple into the “basket” from a distance.
The most accurate Robin Hood wins.
With a glass
Two (four) participants are called, they sit opposite each other on opposite sides of the table. Between them in the middle of the table, a glass (quite light) is placed upside down and two boundaries are marked.
At the leader’s signal, the participants begin to blow on the glass. The task is to blow so that the glass crosses the enemy's line. Players can team up in pairs.
The participants who are the first to send a glass abroad win.
Option (prank): participants are blindfolded and the glass is replaced with a cup of flour.
Double Strike
Strong men are invited to participate in the competition. The condition seems to be simple: you need to break an empty plastic bottle with a screwed cap on it with a kick. It is almost impossible to do this the first time, but supermen have no idea about this. Advice: to break it as quickly as possible, you need to hit the bottom. You can complicate the competition by placing girls on the shoulders of the participants who will “break” the bottles.
Fishermen
Salted or smoked fish is tied in the middle of a long rope, and two wooden sticks are tied to the ends of the rope. Two participants quickly wrap the rope around a stick. Whoever reels in the fastest will get the fish.
"Profitable" bucket
The presenter takes a bucket, pours some water and puts a glass in the bucket. The player must hit the glass with a coin in five steps. If his coin falls into the water, the next participant throws his coin. If a participant hits a glass with a coin, he takes all the coins from the bucket.
Where's the egg?
There are two players in the game. Participants are blindfolded and must find an egg without using their hands on one of 10 chairs (both are looking at the same time), but their hands are tied behind their backs, because they cannot be used. Whoever finds the egg first is the winner.
Kiss hike
Two teams - men's and women's - line up in two lines opposite each other. The task of the men: one by one, heading towards the line of women, kiss each one as quickly as possible, and after the “kissing trip” is completed, the man, symbolizing the end of the task, must say: “I’m finished.” The facilitator records the time each participant completes the task. The fastest one wins.
"If I were a Sultan..."
This game is best played in a large company. Several harems are created. Each harem consists of one husband (young man) and wives (girls). It is necessary that the number of wives in harems be the same. To the accompaniment of some oriental music, the wives begin to take off any items of clothing, jewelry and put them on their husband. The harem in which the husband manages to put on the most items is considered the winner. As a prize, the winning harem or its head - the husband - can come up with a tricky task for the losing harem. It is possible, of course, vice versa, for the husband to dress his wives, but in this case things will run out very quickly.
Traces of a crazy night
The host calls 5-6 male players and offers to collect as many kisses as possible on his face in one minute - these are traces of a crazy night of love. At the signal, the men go “to the people.” After a minute, all the players gather again, and the leader counts the lipstick marks on the faces of the players. The effect is killer!
Bullseye
This game should be played when the company has warmed up enough and the “sight” of the majority of those present has already lost its focus. Participants are divided into pairs and stand opposite each other at a distance of 2 meters. One of them puts an apple on his head, the second takes a champagne cork into his mouth. At the leader’s signal, the shooters “spit out” the corks, trying to at least hit the target standing on the opponent’s head.
When summing up, the number of attempts is taken into account.
You can shoot at a distance or invite the shooters to hit a hat (bucket, basket, etc.) with a cork.
"I'm very interesting"
Participants sit in a circle with a chair in the center. After several introductory words by the presenter, during which those present should calm down and tune in to the game, everyone is asked to count the number of heartbeats (pulse) in one minute.
The presenter invites one of the participants to go to the middle of the circle. The volunteer stands on a chair and says, “I’m very interesting.” Everyone else is given the task of carefully examining the player standing on the chair and trying to find something new in his appearance that was not previously noticeable.
Sometimes a change in the behavior of a person who finds himself in the center of a circle under the “fire” of biased eyes is so obvious that the appearance of a clamp does not require proof. But very often a person’s behavior, his posture, and facial expressions do not indicate any changes in his well-being. In this case, you need to ask the subject to count his pulse.
The calmest and most confident participant, whose pulse has changed the least after being on the chair, wins.
The eye is a diamond
Participants in the game are invited to look from a distance at a set of cans of various sizes and shapes. You cannot pick them up. Each player has a piece of cardboard from which they must cut out the lids so that they exactly match the holes of the cans. The winner is the one with the most lids that exactly match the openings of the cans.
Nimble fingers
Two people compete. To participate in the game you need to take off your shoes, take off your socks and sit on a low chair. Two saucers are placed on the floor in front of the participant and five walnuts are placed next to each of them. The task is to place five nuts in one saucer with your right foot, and then place five nuts in the second with your left foot. The one who does it faster wins.
Let's ride for three
All competition participants line up in teams of 3 people. Each “three” of players receives a tight volleyball. At the signal from the leader, one of the three players, supported by the elbows of two other players, steps on the ball and rolls it. The group that reaches the finish line first wins.
Cinderella
A pile of peas, beans, lentils, dried rowan, rose hips is mixed on the table - whatever is at hand, 3-4 different types, no more. Men are invited to feel like Cinderella and sort everything into homogeneous piles - blindfolded. The winner is the one who, within a certain time (set in advance), sorts out the largest number of grains and berries. If something ends up in the wrong pile, two grains or berries are taken out of it as a fine. Penalty points are counted and replaced with “drinks” (penalty glasses) or women’s kisses - whichever you like best.
Most valuable
Players are invited to try to draw the most valuable thing in a man’s life, but with their left hand, and those who are left-handed - with their right. The speed and originality of the drawing is assessed.
Firemen
Two jackets with the sleeves turned inside out are hung on the backs of chairs. Chairs are placed at a distance of one meter with their backs facing each other. A two-meter long rope is placed under the chairs. Two volunteers are called and take places near the chairs. At the signal, they must take their jackets, turn out the sleeves, put them on, and fasten all the buttons. Then run around your opponent’s chair, sit on your chair and pull the string.
Harem
To play, you need 3, 5, 7 or more mixed pairs (an odd number is required). Two male sultans are selected and go to opposite ends of the room. The rest stand in a circle in the middle of the room.
Men are blindfolded with a scarf, scarf or something similar. Music is playing. The “Sultans” simultaneously approach the circle and choose a “woman” for their harem.
If a man comes across, he becomes the sultan, and the one who chose him stands in a circle. Thus, the “sultan” who made fewer mistakes than the other has more women in his harem.
The game continues until only men remain in the circle. When the long-awaited moment has arrived, the “sultan” who has more women makes a wish to the “sultan” who has fewer women. After this, each woman in the harem of the winning “Sultan” makes a wish to all the women in the losing harem.
P.S. An odd number of couples is necessary so that you don’t end up with the same number of women in both harems.
Rooster fight
This is a classic children's game that can be successfully played in an adult company. Two hoops are placed, participants stand on one leg in them and push each other out of the circle. The winner is the one who can stand on one leg and push his opponent out of the circle. The loser must crawl under the table and crow loudly.
Blind Kiss
A male volunteer is invited to participate in the competition. He is blindfolded. The girls are evenly spaced around the room. At the command of the leader, the girls freeze. The man’s task: blindfolded, find and kiss each girl as quickly as possible (the time is timed by the presenter). Other men can join the girls. For this purpose, they must disguise themselves as girls: for example, exchange clothes, glasses, etc. After one male participant has passed the “relay race,” the next one begins. The fastest one wins.
The following scene can be used with equal success both as part of a school event and for a corporate party.
Sketch for February 23 “How to get out of the army”
There is a table on the stage with a sign on it
[Agency "Skip away from the army"]
Leading: In the modern world, more and more conscripts are trying to find a way to avoid military service. For every conscript who contacts us, we will find a decent way to get out of the army.
Method No. 1
At the military registration and enlistment office, conscripts are sitting at the ophthalmologist's office. The first conscript enters the office.
Doctor: Do you see the top line?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: And the second?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: And do you see the next one even lower?
Conscript: No!
Doctor: So you’ll become a sniper! Next come in!
The second conscript enters.
Doctor: Do you see the top line, young man?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: And below?
Conscript: No, I don’t see it!
Doctor: So you are going to serve in the Marine Navy. Next one, come in!
The third conscript enters.
Doctor: Do you see the top line?
Conscript: No, doctor, I don’t see it!
Doctor: How cunning. You will go to serve in intelligence!
Leading: Yes, not a very good example. Well, then we offer another, more reliable way to avoid service.
Method No. 2
Two conscripts are sitting at the door of the medical commission. One is calm, the other is praying. The first one asks:
-Why are you praying like that?
“I don’t want to go into the army, I’m afraid.”
- And I know how to help you!
“Let me knock out your front teeth now, and then no one will take you into the army!”
— (uncertain) Well, if it definitely helps... go ahead.
(The first conscript swings and imitates a blow to the face. The second covers his face with his hands and goes to the doctor. During this time, he must cover his front teeth with a piece of black paper. After a while, the conscript leaves the doctor’s office, cheerful, smiling with his “toothless” mouth.)
- Well, you didn’t take it? I told you...
— (interrupts, speaks with a lisp) Nope, they didn’t get it! I have flat feet!
Leading: The method is somewhat bloodthirsty, well, what lengths do our conscripts sometimes refuse to go to in order to avoid the army.
Method No. 3
The conscript sits in the neurologist’s office and says:
- It’s all Santa Claus’s fault, he mixed everything up. Fifteen years ago I asked him to give me a military uniform for the New Year. And just now I received it.
Psychiatrist At this time he writes something. Then he asks
— Do you have mental disorders?
Conscript: (scared) - N-no.
The psychiatrist jumps up sharply and, leaning towards the conscript, shouts:
- What if I find it!!!
Leading: And these are not all the options that our agency is ready to offer to everyone...
(All the conscripts enter and push the presenter off the stage by the collar. The sign with the inscription is thrown out after him)
About the beloved army
Knows old and young.
And she's invincible
Today everyone is happy.
There are soldiers in the army
Tankers, sailors
All the strong guys
They are not afraid of enemies!
And we are ready to serve too,
Become defenders of the country.
Day and night my native land
Protecting from war!
Sketch for February 23 at the “Three Heroes” school
In a glorious city...
Once upon a time we lived, we didn’t grieve
Three heroes.
Every kid here knows them,
He knows, you and I know.
(three heroes come on stage
Ilya Muromets:
Yes, life is good now
Agree with me, Alyosha.
There is peace and grace in the world,
Our army is resting.
Alyosha Popovich:
Our strength is with us,
Brave little friend.
Just let the enemy poke his nose in
Let's show him what and how!
Dobrynya Nikitich:
So that people sleep sweetly,
We will guard the world
Stand by day and stand by night,
Let there be grace in the country.
Ilya Muromets:
Rus' has always been strong
Impregnable like a wall!
Proud of his army
Our strong country.
Alyosha Popovich:
Our swords are ready
We’ll lie down for Rus', they’ll just say.
Dobrynya Nikitich:
Ilya Muromets:
And for the young boys
Our parting instructions.
You must serve in the army
This is your duty, not an order!
Sketch for February 23rd for schoolchildren
Princess 1: Oh, and boring! Nothing interesting, nothing to do at all.
Princess 2: Well, let's come up with something like that!
3 princess: For example?
Princess 2: For example, let’s declare war on someone.
Princess 1: Oh, I beg you! War is not in fashion now!
Princess 2: Maybe we can find some grooms for ourselves?
Princess 1: Interesting, where are you going to look for them?
Princess 3: I don’t need just any groom. I want strong, strong, smart, worthy!
Princess 1: Yes, and I wouldn’t refuse such a thing, if they exist at all.
Princess 2: Look around! Look how many of them got divorced, suitors! Will we really not be able to find anyone worthy in our kingdom?
Princess 1: I propose to organize a competition between the stronger sex. Let's test their strength and dexterity, ingenuity and erudition. We will choose the best as grooms.
Princess 2: Let's go! Herald! ( A herald enters with a scroll. One of the princesses says something to him quietly, he pretends to write it down. After this, he goes to the middle of the stage, unrolls the scroll and reads loudly):
Listen! Listen!
And don't say you didn't hear!
The entire male population needs
Appear at the royal palace
To participate in competitions!
The winner will receive a worthy prize and a royal dinner!
(After this announcement, the participating guys go up to the stage.)
Humorous skit on February 23 for schoolchildren “Recruits”
(Part of the profit included recruits. The ensign lined everyone up)
Ensign: Yes, youngster! Come on, hurry up and line up! Stop talking! Look up to me! Attention! Leave it alone! Be equal! Attention!
(While the ensign is talking, he constantly walks along the line. Finally he stops near one of the recruits)
Ensign: Explain to me, soldier. Why did you join the army?
Soldier: I want to defend my Motherland.
Ensigns K: Right, what else?
Soldier: Service will make me strong and strong!
Ensign: You're right.
Soldier: And in general, no one asked my consent!
(The ensign frowns and moves away from the soldier, stopping in front of the line)
Ensign: Well, let's get acquainted! Ivanov!
Ensign: Petrov!
Ensign: Sidorov!
Prapor: What are you, brothers?
- No way, namesakes!
Private 1: Smirnov. Education: eighth grade.
Private 2: Zaitsev, secondary special education.
Private 3: Novikov, Moscow State University.
Ensign: What? What?
Private 3: MSU...
Ensign: Why are you all mooing there? Do you even know how to write?
Private 3: (shrugs) I can...
Ensign: Which of you knows how to cook, step forward!
(one soldier steps forward)
Ensign: - You will be a cook! Have you ever had to cook in large cauldrons?
Ensign: And what did you cook?
- Asphalt!
Ensign continues moving along the line.
Ensign: Why is the belt loose? What are you, Rambaud, or what? And you, private, why are you spinning around like a fly on a moped?
(Stops near another recruit)
Ensign: What's wrong with your hand?
Private: And this blood was taken from a finger.
Ensign: Why is your arm in a cast?
Private: But I didn’t give...
A latecomer runs in.
Ensign: Where have you been?
Private. In the toilet.
Ensign: You should also go to the theater! Now remember: at the command “Stand!” everyone must immediately take their place in the ranks. Most of all I dislike late people!
Sidorov: Is there really such a word?
Ensign: I see, comrade soldier, you are too smart!
Sidorov: Who, me?
Ensign: Well, isn't it me?! Consider that I don't like late people!
(Ensignstops in front of one of the recruits who is missing an arm)
Ensign: How about you?! Where did you lose your hand?
Soldier: They tore it off... when they dragged it here...
Where should the headdress be worn? On the head. Otherwise, you can get meningitis. Meningitis is a very terrible disease. After it they either die or become fools. My brother and I were sick: my brother died, and I was lucky.
Private: Comrade warrant officer, can I ask...
Ensign (interrupts): Well, why bother! Then ask. And now, Rota! Left! Step-march! One, two! (everyone leaves the stage to the sound of a march)
Sketch for February 23 for preschool children
Small nursery rhymes about dad.
My dad is the best
He is kind, a little strict.
Works as a driver
Traveled all the roads.
Misha:
Not true, best dad
Of course I have!
He is affectionate and nice
He gave me a horse!
Lisa:
My dad is not a driver
He catches bandits at night.
My dad is a policeman
He is very, very brave!
Kolya:
And mine comes in the evening,
He hugs me.
My dad is the best
He reads fairy tales to me.
My dad is the best!
He is a doctor, he heals people.
Playing games with me
Spends the whole evening!
Dasha:
Without a doubt
My dad is the best.
He makes his own jam,
He gives flowers to my mother and me!
Kostya:
My dad is the best in the world
He is smart, the most honest.
My dad is a hero to me
And there is no more wonderful one!
Today is an important occasion
And there is an opportunity
Tell you, you are daddy
Together: The best in the world!
In addition to the hackneyed traditional congratulations and gifts, theatrical performances come in handy as a surprise or an unusual capper to the competition program. These scenes will fit perfectly into any holiday scenario on February 23rd.
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Characters: Presenter, Presenter
Props: symbolic, comic certificates for all men, awards for winning the competition, 2 sets of cards with the image of shoulder straps, 2 toy pistols, blindfolds, 10 plastic cups, 30 plastic cups, 3 rolls of bandages.
It is better to hold the event in a non-company or organization. To do this, it is preferable to rent a banquet hall and decorate it in accordance with the theme of the holiday. Guests enter and sit down to the music. A moment later the presenters appear.
Presenter:
On this February evening,
I'm very glad to see you
We have already lit the candles,
We're all ready!
Presenter:
There are many different toasts waiting,
Joy and goodness awaits,
The evening will be bright
Everything will be fine!
Presenter:
Dear men,
I want to congratulate you
And with kind congratulations,
I'll start the evening!
And from myself, happiness to you,
Health and love,
Colleagues will read now,
Alternately, congratulations!
Presenter:
(Invites the director or organizer of the company to the microphone)
Presenter:
We'll check the glasses
And we’ll lift them up in an instant,
And we'll drink to what was said,
For dear men!
(It is important, after each toast, to take a 5-10 minute pause so that guests can have a snack and chat)
Presenter:
And I would like to continue our evening with compliments! But, they will be pronounced not by men, as required by etiquette, but by our beautiful women!
Competition "Compliments".
3-4 girls are selected to participate. Everyone should say original compliments while squatting. If the compliment is repeated, the participant is eliminated. The one who utters the most unique compliments will win.
Presenter:
The girls got a little pumped up, lost weight during the competition, and it’s time to replenish the calories they burned. I propose to drink to their eloquence and ability to give compliments in the most unusual situations!
(pause 5-10 minutes)
Presenter:
And now, for the next task, I would like to invite our heroes of the occasion, so to speak, to test their knowledge.
Competition "Epaulettes".
2 participants are selected. Everyone receives the same set of cards with the image of shoulder straps. 1 minute task: put them in the correct order. The one who copes with the task will win). What you will need: 2 sets of cards with the image of shoulder straps.
Presenter:
For you men,
I offer you a drink
May you always be cheerful!
So that you never get sick,
And plenty of money for you, friends!
(pause 5-10 minutes)
Presenter:
But I wonder how accurately your colleagues can shoot? I suggest you check it out!
Competition "Shooter".
2 participants are selected. Everyone gets a toy gun. Plastic cups are placed at a distance of 50-70 cm. The goal is to shoot down a blindfolded target in 1 minute. The one who shoots down the most targets will win.
You will need: 2 toy guns, blindfolds, 10 plastic cups.
Presenter:
I convey my word
Beautiful girls
Toasts will be spoken
And I’ll drink to you today!
(Girls say one by one)
(Pause 5-10 minutes)
Presenter:
You've been sitting too long
We need to fix this
Rise up and please
Let's dance with you now!
(Dance break, lasting 15-20 minutes)
Presenter:
Please don’t disperse, I have an interesting task prepared for you!
Pilots Competition.
3 participants are selected. Each of them acts as a Pilot. The task is to persuade the girls to become part of your team in 1.5 minutes. Once the teams are formed, the pilots must fly their "plane" through a loop of air. To do this, one of the presenters first forms a strip using plastic cups. All team members hold each other by the belt and try to maneuver between the glasses. The team that knocks over the fewest cups wins.
What you will need: 30 plastic cups (10 per lane for each team).
Presenter:
I invite everyone to toast to aerobatics, so that there are no curveballs in your life!
(pause 5-10 minutes)
Presenter:
Friends, during the break between the next dance break and the competition, I want to ask you a few riddles to test your vigilance, so to speak!
Options riddles:
1. Where does the soldier go, unlike you?
(For service)
2. Where are the military stars?
(On uniform)
3. Where does the soldier sleep?
(In the barracks)
4. Where does the soldier go on a date?
(In Dismissal)
5. The signature dish of the army?
(Pearl barley porridge)
Presenter:
Great, let's continue! For the next competition I will need 3 pairs!
Competition "Oh, these dances".
Couples stand with their backs to each other, joining their hands at the elbows. The task is to dance to the given music. The duration of the competition is 2-2.5 minutes. The duration of the compositions should not exceed 30 seconds.
(The couple that manages to do this most harmoniously will be the winner)
Presenter:
I think it turned out harmonious! I invite others to take a place on the dance floor!
(Dance break 10-15 minutes)
Presenter:
But I’m wondering if our charming girls will be able to provide first aid if something happens?
Presenter:
I suggest you check it out!
Competition "Bandage Me".
6 participants are selected (3 men and 3 women). Each woman receives a roll of bandage. The task is to bandage the “wounded” in 1 minute. The winner will be the one that copes with the task better and with the highest quality.
What you need: 3 rolls of bandages.
Presenter:
I want to raise a toast to men,
And wish everyone well,
There is no reason for sadness, evil,
Get rich, prosper!
Presenter:
Now we have smoothly moved on to the most enjoyable part - presenting gifts!
Presenter:
Did you think we forgot about gifts? But no, we remember everything!
(Symbolic gifts and certificates are presented, then dancing and feasting continue)
If necessary, you can add several
SONG “A soldier has a day off...”
February is the harshest month of the year! Maybe that's why the biggest and most severe men's holiday appeared in February
If you think that February 23 is a holiday for military personnel, then you are deeply mistaken! February 23 is Defender of the Fatherland Day.
And every man, whether he is a naval officer or a programmer, a businessman or a policeman, a scientist or a teacher, is a Protector.
February 23 is the Day of the Defender of his Fatherland, his family, and the honor of his work collective. February 23 is the Day of a Real Man.
We are surrounded every day and hour by real men - men whom we love, with whom we are friends, who help us solve production and everyday problems. So my most sincere congratulations on February 23rd.
There is a common rank - soldier.
Both general and private
It is solemnly kept
They are always ready to fight.
Forever imprinted in granite
Heroes names.
He who is ready for battle keeps peace
We don't need war!
Don't renounce your sense of proportion,
Don’t rush to catch up with someone who has left,
Don't desecrate your creed
On other days, other times.
And, maintaining the honor of the uniform,
Directing life to the shores,
Don't make yourself an idol
Don't make an enemy!
No, not for titles and awards
In battle, the hero was the soldier.
He defended his country
Children, mother and wife,
Spring through canopy
Birch trees and linden trees…
We congratulate you on this day
Your defenders!
SONG about WAR performed by future defenders of the Fatherland, 10th grade students. (There may be a song with a guitar here)
A woman's gaze is not looking for beauty,
But - strength, strength, faith, kindness.
And with a gentle but weak hand
Sometimes a woman looks for support.
A man is a monolith of life,
He is the salt of the Earth, he is a warrior, he is a magnet.
We love you, worthy sons,
And we will not forget how to love - neither we nor you.
Who would give us tender names?
And he protected us, whenever they were not there?
Who would sing? Who would kindle the flame in us,
In which we burn with love?
Who would shield you with strong shoulders?
Who paid in battles with his blood,
So that our lullabies sound
To the sound of the rain, to the whispering of the branches?!
The hearth is warmer with them,
There are countless dishes at the pre-Starkhans!
They are a joy to us and our children!
It’s so good, men, that you exist!!!
The holiday takes place at various military “bases” in the gym.
For this holiday we prepared: congratulatory newspapers, posters, children's drawings of uniforms of sailors and border guards. We purchased balloons inflated with helium. Emblems for teams according to the number of children and fathers. Music.
Parents drew emblems of different branches of the military.
Naval base
- Skateboard 2 pcs for dads, two “anchors” on ropes, rope
Air Force base - sheets of landscape paper according to the number of dads, two large bottles with a funnel, a bucket of water and 2 mugs
Border Outpost
hop balls, hoops according to the number of participants in the competition, a bucket of potatoes and wooden knives
Military field base
As gifts for veterans, the children made cards with their own hands and bought flowers. And the children painted stained glass windows on a military theme as gifts for their dads. The boys were bought coloring books “Military equipment”.
The veterans council invited the military to our holiday.
ENTRANCE.
To the music of A. Filippenko’s march “Good Soldiers,” adults solemnly enter the hall, then girls enter. Then, marching proudly. boys come in (in naval uniform). They march into the gym and line up in three columns.
Girls read poetry.
– Today is our army day,
And she is no longer young.
Hello defenders of the people
Russian army... – Hello!!!
- Hello holiday!
Hello holiday!
Celebration of boys, grandfathers, dads!
Congratulations to all military personnel,
Our cheerful kindergarten!
- Look, in our hall
The nice guests are sitting!
We saw so many dads at once,
We are a year ago in February.
Presenter: Hello, our dear guests! Hello guys! Hello, dear adults! Today we celebrate Defender of the Fatherland Day. This is the holiday of our grandfathers, fathers and boys. After all, they are the defenders of our Motherland. We are glad to welcome you to our fun holiday. We are glad to see strong, brave and cheerful fathers and grandfathers. We are glad to see you, our veterans (……..)
The floor is given to veterans.
Now, in this hall there will be fun exercises in which kindergarten children, as well as their fathers and grandfathers, will take part.
Our cheerful army was divided into two teams: a team of red and yellow stars.
The holiday will take place at various military “bases” - naval, air force, military field - and at a border outpost.
War veteran - the first guest says - All teams go to fun tests in a cheerful mood.
And the first test will take place at the Naval Base.
1.Naval base.
Presenter: Now our guys will perform a dance for the guests.
A) “Sailor” dance (boy + girl)
The presenter talks about the joint relay race between children and fathers.
B) Relay race “Sea Knot”
Teams are built in the sequence “adult – child”. The adult runs to the place where the rope is secured, ties a knot in the rope and returns back. A child runs behind him, who must untie this knot and again pass the baton to an adult.
The presenter tells
B) Relay race for dads “Happy Swimming.”
Each team member in turn puts a life preserver around his neck, sits on a skateboard and, pushing off with his arms and legs, “swims” to the “buoy”. And then he runs back. Then the next one swims.
The war veteran - the second guest announces that the next test will take place at an air force base.
2. Military air base.
Girl reading a poem
Our pilots are heroes
The sky is vigilantly guarded,
Our pilots are heroes
Protect peaceful labor.
A) Relay race “Runway”
Stage one - parents. The first team member places a landscape sheet of paper on his outstretched arm with his palm outstretched. In this position, he should reach the counter. And on the way back he puts down his sheet. The next player will place his sheet next to the first, and so on. A “runway” is laid out from the sheets.
Stage two – children. Children will have to run (arms to the sides) along the “runway”.
The presenter talks about the relay race in two stages.
B.) Relay race “Refilling fuel tanks” (with overcoming obstacles)
At a designated place there is a large bottle with a funnel, a bucket of water and 2 mugs - their own for each team. A child and an adult from each team, overcoming an obstacle course, run up to the “gas station”, take in mugs of water and pour it into a bottle using a funnel. Back, in a straight line, they return to the team. The next players run.
The war veteran, the third guest, announces that the next test will take place at the border outpost.
3. Border outpost.
The girl reads a poem.
Border guard at the border
He guards our land,
To work and study
All the people could calmly.
A) Dance - game “border” Boys perform a dance.
B) Game “Catch the saboteurs”
The game is played in two stages. Each involves children from one team and 2 parents from the other. Children portray scouts - border violators, parents - border guards. Children and adults sit on the balls - hop. Adult “border guards” wear hoops. Children jump on balls, dodging adults. Adults should throw a hoop over the persecuted child. Then the “saboteur” is considered caught (steps aside).
War veteran - announces that the next test will take place at a military field base..
4. Military field base.
Girl reading a poem
Our army is dear,
Guards the peace of the country.
So that we grow up without knowing troubles,
So that there is no war.
The presenter tells the rules of the relay game
A) Relay race “Crossing”
The child and the adult begin their stage at the same time. The adult takes a wide step forward, after which the child crawls between the adult’s legs. Thus, the movement continues to the counter, running back, holding hands.
The presenter tells the rules of the game
B) Game “Signal ABC”.
I should take the flags in my hands -
And I can write everything.
There is such an alphabet
Wonderful sea
We will learn to carry out the so-called “silent commands”, which are given using special flags, remember the signal alphabet:
Arms extended forward - the team forms a column;
To the sides - stand spread out;
Hands down - signal “danger”, you need to squat down;
Hands up - the command “the danger has passed”, you can stand up.
Presenter: How proudly the words sound: “Defender of the Fatherland!” Our soldiers, officers, generals, fathers, grandfathers and brothers are ready at any moment to defend our Motherland and you and me. Our boys really want to be like you, to become as strong and brave as you. We want to congratulate our veterans.
Children read poems to veterans
Russian warrior takes care
Peace and glory to my native country
He is on duty, and our people
Be rightfully proud of the army.
Army birthday today
There is nothing stronger than her in the world
Hello defenders of the people
Russian army...Hello!
For everything we have now
For every happy hour we have
Thanks to the valiant soldiers,
That they once defended the world.
Children present flowers to veterans.
Presenter:
Dear fathers and grandfathers!
May you smile today
Your children did their best for you!
And on this wonderful holiday
They have prepared gifts for you.
Children give gifts to dads.
Presenter: Let's congratulate our future defenders of the Fatherland. With all our hearts we wish them to grow up strong, brave, courageous, kind and noble. And always remember the high rank of men.
Girls give gifts to boys.
Exit from the hall to the music “Farewell of the Slav”.
Ved.1 Dear men! Congratulations on the Day of Defenders of the Motherland!
Ved.2 We congratulate you on the soldier’s holiday,
But we always want to see you only in civilian clothes!
And if you are in uniform, then only in sportswear -
For running, football and active life!
The female ensemble performs the song:
(Performed to the tune of the song “My friends have been married for a long time, but I keep dreaming about a prince”)
The wine is foaming in the glasses,
And we dream of congratulating you!
Our men are like in the movies,
And we sincerely wish:
So that your income grows,
There was an account in a Swiss bank!
To have pilaf waiting in the kitchen,
There was a catch waiting for us while fishing!
To go on vacation to the Bahamas!
So that ladies love you,
And at the same time, so that you
The youthful ardor in my soul did not fade!
We wish you bright dreams
And amazing dates!
And understanding without words,
And fulfillment of desires!
Every husband and every rank is here!
All the handsome guys here are supermen!
Let's drink to the men!
May happiness await you without betrayal!
The female ensemble performs a song based on the "Pilots' Song":
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Without you, men, let's face it, there is nothing to do!
We'll gather around the table
Let's pour the glasses full
And we’ll sing a song for our beloved men.
Chorus:
It's time for us to admit
That we love you deeply, we love you, we love you dearly!
Always lean on
We want your right shoulder!
Let fate be cruel to us at times, let it be!
Never allow despondency in your heart!
There will be a lot of luck
Everything will change, you know that!
You guys are brave, brave, brave!
So slim, beautiful, curly!
We'll drink once, we'll drink twice
For your glorious deeds,
But so that you don’t have a headache tomorrow!
Chorus.
Ved.1 We wish you to always live “on the rise”,
Both in personal life and at work!
Ved.2 And always remain real knights!
A song is performed based on a song from the film "The Three Musketeers":
It's February again, and the number is red,
Which means Defender's Day is as planned!
And we were carried onto the stage again,
I can't afford to hire a band yet!
Chorus:
It's time, it's time, let's rejoice
In my lifetime
Because there are men
Have a free day!
Bye-bye-bye our defenders are like this,
We whisper to fate more than once:
-Mercy side!
Men need money -
C'est la vie!
And women need them even more!
But most importantly, we wish you love!
And may good luck accompany you!
And now we want to congratulate each of our defenders personally......
YOU CAN DEDICATE A DITTY TO EVERY MAN
YOU CAN HELD THE OSCAR AWARDS IN DIFFERENT
NOMINATIONS (Although we are not in Hollywood, they also give Oscars here...)
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And, at the end of our concert - a song that we dedicate to all our men!
A song is sung to the tune of “You are not stokers, not carpenters”….
…………………………………………………………………………………….
Gifts are given.
(You need to beat them - contact the author)
Ved: It’s time to sum up the results of the questionnaire that was conducted among men, so that our lovely women finally get an idea of the tastes and preferences of the male half of the team!
The questionnaire looks like this:
1. What military qualities do you need in your work?
2. Describe your life with a line from a song.
3. Decipher the word HUSBAND by its first letters.
4. Why do women love you?
5. Your motto in relationships with women.
6. What do you value most in a woman?
7. But what is love anyway?
Below, draw a woman from 12 figures (you can choose circles, squares, triangles)
On the back of the sheet, draw a non-existent animal and write its name
Sign your last name or nickname.
(The questionnaire with drawings is filled out by men in advance, a week before
holiday. You can conduct it with each of them in the form of an interview.
Then you need to select the best few answers to each question and
create a summary questionnaire).
The presenter and two assistants read out the summary questionnaire.
(The leader is the question, and the other two women are the best answers, in turn)
Then 2 prizes are awarded - for the most witty questionnaire (pepper or spicy ketchup) and the most lyrical questionnaire (Vostorg chocolate)
You can award a prize for the best answer to each question.
Then the presenter sums up the results of the test-drawing of a woman.
……………………………………………………………………………….
After which the results are summed up for the “best” man in the test
"Non-existent animal" Small funny prizes are awarded
for each item (Contact the author)
………………………………………………………………………………..
The presenter makes a toast:
Do you know the difference between a diplomat and a girl?
If a diplomat says “yes,” it means “maybe”;
If a diplomat says “maybe,” it means “no”;
If a diplomat says “no”, then he is not a diplomat!
If a girl says "no", it means "maybe";
If a girl says "maybe" it means "yes";
If a girl says yes, then she's not a girl!
If a man says no, he means no;
If a man says yes, it means yes;
If a man says “maybe,” then he’s not a man!
So let's drink to real men who know what they want!
Ved: We will now give chips to everyone whose answers were recognized as the best.
For what - I will explain later.
(Chips are awarded to all men whose answers were included in the summary questionnaire).
Our goal is to identify Mr..... (Name of organization), that is, our Super-man! In the future, if a woman earns a chip, she must give it to one of the men. The one with the most chips wins.
A competition is being held for the title of Super-Man.
(Contact the author)
Ved. Now let's check how you know women!
In your name, dear men, congratulatory telegrams have been received from your female colleagues. But they were all in such a hurry that they forgot to sign. Your task is to determine the sender. For example,
LET THEM WHISPER ABOUT LOVE IN YOUR EAR!
QUEEN NAMED...... FROG
Telegrams from colleagues to guess the sender by rhyme
(Contact the author)
………………………………………………………………………..
Ved: We thank everyone who took part in our competition!
After a musical pause, the gypsies appear.
All men here are for selection!
So let the gypsy choir sound!
Women dance and sing to the tune of "Gypsy":
…………………………………………
Then they tell fortunes to each man on cards or on joke cards
(Contact the author)
Ved. Dear men! We are grateful to have you!
We wish you to always be Men with a capital M!
We wish you to achieve general's shoulder straps,
Know everything, be able to do everything and work great!
Keep an eye on the alignment of your army,
Stop going AWOL from your wives!
Let no blood be shed
And your glorious regiment never surrenders!
We wish you to always remain in service!
May you be as lucky in love as you are in battle!
Scenario “Equal to..!” - this is a cool way to congratulate the male half of the team on the holiday of February 23rd.
The scenario is designed for organizing up to 50 employees and is intended for a fun celebration in the office. Includes a large number of funny competitions and original congratulations from the female half of the team.
At the entrance to the office, the men are greeted by several colleagues who invite them to choose what they want to be today - a sailor or a paratrooper. Or you can distribute distinctive attributes by lot, so that each team has an equal number of people.
And to create the mood, each man, upon entering the premises where the corporate party will be held, receives an “Alenka” chocolate bar as a gift, only instead of the girl’s face, the face of an employee should be depicted on the wrapper.
Registration
The place where the holiday is planned must be formalized in military and sea green colors.
1. You need to hang paper airplanes and ships from the ceilings on a fishing line.
2. For the photo zone you need to make two large figures: a parachute and a submarine. Those interested can choose: take a photo with a parachute soaring in the sky or explore the marine world on a submarine.
3. To save space, it is better to cover the buffet tables - this will help free up more space for competitions and dances. You can add military-themed elements to the tables: toy tanks, airplanes.
Required details
1. Star shaped stickers.
2. List of songs for the “Guess the Melody” competition.
3. Two magnetic boards, two markers, two washing sponges.
4. Ten items for the “By the touch” competition.
5. Two suitcases with clothes, two matches.
6. Matchboxes, ribbons.
7. Two glasses.
8. Musical preparations for competitions.
Scenario
Leading: Our dear, brave sailors and handsome paratroopers! On this men's day - February 23 - our entire female team congratulates you on Defender of the Fatherland Day, and wishes you to always maintain good luck, good spirits, eternal youth of desires and feelings! And as an initial greeting, please accept our special musical gift!
Performance by a women's group
Two girls perform an adaptation of a song based on the song “Fortune Teller”, with a small group of girls as backup dancers.
Lyrics:
First verse
Fashion changes daily
But as long as there is white light
Without men there is no good weather,
There are no people without men.
Even in the cards of the old gypsy
Every other time it's a king, then a jack.
Yes, and we will tell you without deception:
There is a white light on the men.Chorus
Well, what can I say, what can I say.
Happy holiday to you, men,
And we want to wish you
And courage and strength.
You don't have enough stars in the sky,
Hold a tit in your hands,
Don't forget to dream sometimes
Store the heat particle.Second verse
We wish you more happiness in life,
Don't be sad over trifles.
Congratulations on this day
Even though you weren’t in the army yourself.
We wish you a fair wind
To your life ships.
We dedicate this song to you
To your noble kings.
Leading: Applause to the charming sailors and paratroopers. And now the floor is given to the director of the company (full name).
(The director makes a short congratulatory speech).
Leading: At the beginning of our holiday, you had a choice: who to become - a paratrooper or a sailor. Divide now into groups according to your choice, and let's see who is outnumbered here.
(Men are divided into groups).
Leading: It was no coincidence that you were separated. Today we will not only determine who is cooler - the Marine Corps or the Air Cavalry, but we will also identify the strongest, most courageous - a real fighter!
(Each team can tie a scarf around their neck; blue for the marines, green for the foremen).
Leading: Let's begin the test of strength and endurance.
Competition "Female Carrier"
One participant from each team is invited for the competition.
Task: to gather as many girls as possible in a certain place, but you need to carry them to the gathering place in your arms, on your shoulder, or whatever you like, just so that they don’t have to walk.
The one who collects the most girls receives a medal of honor - a star-shaped sticker that will be glued to each winner's clothing.
Leading: Here is the first victory! But let's see if the winner brought our girls to their destination in general condition?
(Looks at the girls). Girls, are you feeling well, are you not dizzy or nauseous? Well, everything seems to be fine! And let's welcome the first winner once again. And the opponents do not despair, because there is still a chance to win back. Sailors, paratroopers, choose 3 girls for your team!
Competition "Guess the melody"
One participant each comes out from the teams again.
3 girls are invited to help each of them.
Task: guess the melody.
The answer is given by the participant who raises his hand first.
The songs must be on a military theme.
Leading: A real soldier must be able to convey information without being understood by the enemy. Now you have to use all your intelligence, because you will explain not with words, but with drawings.
Competition "Secret Line"
One person is selected from each team to begin explaining the words first.
Each team has a magnetic board and a marker with which they can draw and, if necessary, erase excess with a sponge.Riddle words should reflect some kind of action. For example, military porridge. It is important to name this particular phrase, and not just “porridge” or “food”. The person who guesses the word gets a star.
Leading: Well, you may not be a commander, but you must always clear the roads of snow!
Competition "Dance Battle"
4 participants are invited.
Each person is given a shovel. With it, they will have to imagine how they clear the roads from snow, but not just like that, but to the music.
Participants will have to demonstrate clearing snow to 3-4 songs.
The best dancer is chosen by the audience with applause.
Leading: They carry them in their arms, and they know the songs, and how beautifully they can move! How lucky our women are to have such colleagues! Let's check, how do they navigate in the dark?
Competition "By touch"
Two participants from each team are blindfolded.
They need to guess 5 objects by touch, and teams can suggest what kind of object is in front of them if the participant cannot identify the object for a long time.
But the clues should be suggestive - vaguely describing the subject and not contain cognate words.
Leading: A true defender of the Fatherland must be fast, dexterous, brave, and now we will find out who is the most exemplary soldier in your team.
Competition "Exemplary Soldier"
Each team chooses a suitcase. It's closed, so they don't know its contents.
The presenter offers to choose a captain and only then tells the rules of the competition.
The captains’ task is to put on all the clothes that are in the suitcase while the match is burning.
The one who puts on the most things wins.
To make it funny, the suitcase should contain funny and ridiculous things, for example, women's or children's clothing.
Leading: Are you guys tired of competing yet? While you rest, let's pass the baton to our beautiful ladies!
Competition "Fight the guy off"
Competition for girls.
One matchbox is tied to the belt of 5-7 girls on a fishing line or ribbon so that they touch the floor.
You need to stick a photo of any male object on the boxes.
Girls must trample their rivals' boxes as quickly as possible and at the same time prevent others from trampling theirs.
Those participants whose boxes are trampled are eliminated from the game.
Leading: What stern conquerors of men’s hearts you are, however. Let's congratulate the winner with thunderous applause and be careful with her, everyone saw how she took other people's guys away, beat and trampled her!
Attention! Now there will be a very serious competition, which will determine who will come out of here as the winner today!
Competition "Quick Reaction"
For the competition you will need a table and two glasses or two cut glasses.
The contents of the glasses can be anything.
A paratrooper and a sailor stand on both sides of the table.
The competition is like a duel. At the leader’s command, participants must grab the glass, drink the contents and loudly place the glass on the table.
You can conduct several such “duels”, but with different participants.
Leading: Ladies and gentlemen, in a fierce battle, in a hard struggle, we have a winner. The most active participant who has collected the most stars. Let's do the math!
(Music turns on, everyone applauds).
Presenter (announces the Winner): You receive a certificate for visiting a real Russian bathhouse! (Music turns on, the presenter addresses all men). And the rest of the participants are not upset, because gifts have been prepared for you too!
(All participants who have stars receive memorable prizes, for example, a comic diploma with the inscription “The main thing is not victory, but confirmation that you are a real sailor!”)
Leading: Dear men! Today you showed your strength, dexterity, intelligence, but for what? After all, no matter how strong men are, their main incentive is to win the attention of a woman. In fact, there are no winners or losers among you today! The female half of our team approached me with a request to convey that you don’t need anything else, because for your colleagues, you are the strongest, the bravest, the best!
(At this moment, a slow song starts and the women invite the men to dance. It is important not to leave a single man unattended!)
Leading: Dear men, if you are not yet convinced that without you life in our office would be boring and monotonous, the ladies have prepared another surprise for you. Happy holiday to you, Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day!
Video congratulations
(Preferably on a projector), a video on the topic “One day at work without men” is played.
The women's team plays out the situation of one day at work. They reluctantly do all the men's work that their colleagues do every day. And at the end they unanimously congratulate you on February 23rd.
The video should be copied onto a flash drive or disk and given to everyone as an addition to the main gift.
As a cool gift For your colleagues on February 23, you can prepare a bouquet of dried fish and a beer cake.
On this day, it is very important to pay attention to all men, so that everyone receives a portion of congratulations and feels the atmosphere of the holiday, because such events bring the team together, and a friendly team is the main secret of the success of any company.
Watch the very funny video “February 23”- you can take advantage of especially cool numbers and, after slightly altering them, insert them into the program of your corporate party (viewing time 43 minutes).
