Positivity will save the world - this is indisputable. Today people live in peacetime, but the rate of depression, suicide and mental disorders just scary.

In times of famine, war, coups d'etat, people felt real danger. The fear was justified. The people survived; there was no time to invent problems for themselves.

Today life is simpler. Most people can be sure that they will not die of hunger, that they will not be killed in war.

The peaceful course has become a routine, life has become simpler, worries and problems have become fewer.

Adrenaline continues to be produced at an instinctive level, just like our ancestors. Some release it through sports, others go to horror films.

When it accumulates, it provokes causeless fear, anxiety, apathy, depression. This is individual, depends on the level of adrenaline production, on innate temperament.

Cholerics will scream and swear, melancholics will cry. Against this background, mental pathologies are growing, which lead to constant fears and worries.

You can get rid of accumulated emotions, worries and adrenaline in different ways.

Sports, hobbies, work, pills. It helps to realize that in this world we are all guests, life is beautiful, and one day it will end.

This is a natural process that happened to everyone: Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley, Lyudmila Gurchenko, Boris Yeltsin, Roman Trakhtenberg. Complete the list with the names of departed idols.

There is no point in stressing or being nervous. It doesn't matter. All that remains is to live and enjoy every little thing. All quotes from the greats come down to this idea. They teach you how to approach situations correctly.

Think about what you're worried about:

Let's turn to famous people who shared their wisdom with the world:

• “I want it, so it will happen.” Henry Ford.
• “A person can change his life just by changing his point of view.” William James.
• “If you want success and prepare to fail, you will get what you prepared for.” Florence Shinn.
• “If you wake up every morning thinking that something good is going to happen, then it will happen.” Will Smith.
• “Everyone wants to change the world, but no one wants to change themselves.” Leo Tolstoy.
• “He who has nothing to say talks the most.” Leo Tolstoy.
• “We are slaves to our habits. Change your habits and your life will change.” Robert Kiyosaki.

Short phrases that lift your spirits

Do you want to improve your quality of life? Print out many different positive quotes, cut them one at a time, and string them on a thread. Every morning, tear off one piece of paper without looking.

This will be your prediction for the day:

• “After thirty, a woman’s ear muscles weaken, and the noodles no longer hold.”
• “The attitude towards others depends greatly on why they surrounded you.”
• “I didn’t want to go to work, but greed overcame laziness.”
• “Nothing is impossible if you’re crazy enough.”
• “The less stressed you are, the easier it is to live.”
• “This is a good mood today - I can’t say it in a fairy tale, I can’t articulate it with obscenities.”

Positive sayings with meaning

Five best positive phrases with meaning:

1. Change happens when it is needed.
2. If you want to live happily, become attached to the goal, not to people or things.
3. Only a fool does not change his decisions.
4. Aim for the Moon... because even if you miss, you will land on one of the stars.
5. Wherever you can live, you can live well.

Encouraging pictures with quotes to lift your spirit

Life-affirming motivators

Life is simpler than it seems. Rid yourself of everyone negative emotions, feel the quotes, think about it.

We ignore the obvious, taking it for banal and insignificant. All answers are on the surface, and experiences come from thoughts.

Stop living in the past - it will never come back. Let go. Don't get ahead of yourself - the future is beyond your control. You have this moment - just live it like that.

There is no concept of “age”, “late”, “inappropriate”. Remove boundaries, ignore stereotypes. You don't have to live right.

I don’t care what others say, their horizons are so narrow that the beaten paths and social foundations barely fit there.

There are no right or wrong decisions, you needed it all. Make peace with the past. You did everything right.

Pictures and quotes are enough to change the world. Your own world. Put desire and effort into them. Don't allow yourself to think about bad things. Thoughts and speculation do not solve anything.

Just worry about existing problems. Stop inventing things that don't exist. 99.9% of our fears and worries will never come true. These are dry statistics.

The person decides what mood to try on. You can endlessly stress and worry, nothing will change. Relax: release physical tensions.

Stop trying to seem better than you are. Stop whining, everything is fine with you. All that remains is to understand and build it new line behavior.

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The best decoration of life - great mood.

Carefully! Radiating positive vibes!

Optimism is like electricity: all the negatives are in the past, the positives are in the future, and in the present there is joyful tension.

The mood is excellent, the joy is boundless! I charge everyone with my positivity!

A great mood is when the phrase “Life is beautiful” comes to mind!

And those who don’t see that Life is Beautiful just need to jump higher!

Those who supported me when I fell, now hold on - we are taking off!

The mood is great. The flight is normal. No precipitation is expected.

The weather forecast for tomorrow - they promise wind from the side of luck, and precipitation in the form of happiness!

It’s so nice to wake up in the morning and hear the birds singing outside the window. And smile through the spring window, filling your home with happiness.

If the sun has not risen in the morning, then the sun today is you! Come and shine!

Everything will be fine! Forgive and don't be sad! Grievances are evil, they are hard to bear! Everything will be fine!

Don't be afraid, I'm with you! (Signed: God)

A smile will awaken your soul, and more often Happiness will reside in your heart.

And success came to me, the mood was the best! And I will get everything I want from life!

Always, everywhere and anywhere - I want, I can and I will!

I’ll put on a cheerful T-shirt and good luck shorts, I’ll go have fun - good luck greets me!

Everything is fine. The earth is spinning. Friends are calling. And there is someone you want to think about!

Great mood, belief in yourself and your success, smile, friendship, love - what you need now!

Nobody owes you anything. Do you want a holiday? Come up with it!

Think only about the best, work only for the best and expect only the best!

And happy is the one who, at dawn, once managed to realize that he is alive, healthy, that the sun is shining!

Be a woman: delightfully wrong for others and confidently happy for yourself!

When life gives you hundreds of reasons to cry. Show her that you have thousands of reasons to smile.

We don't chase glory - we wait for it in ambush.

Give every day a chance to become the most beautiful day of your life!

I have no excess weight. These are additional places for kissing and cuddling!

And my hair is orange, I look forward to happiness with it at the beginning of summer!

There is light in my eyes. In my mind there is abundance. My life is a holiday. My heart is love!

Wish! And everything will work out. Dream! And it will come true.

When you wake up in the morning, don't be lazy! Tell yourself nice compliment, and you will bloom in one moment!

Let sorrows be forgotten in autumn, let's leave the past behind in winter, let spring bloom in the soul, and let summer be in the mood!

Happiness is the ability not to spoil your mood and not let others do it.

I wish you positivity, meetings, communication, creativity! In general, they understood me. Have a wonderful day!

I have a unique talent - no matter how good everything is, I manage to make it even better!

If life doesn’t make you happy, then make it happy. Do you want changes in your destiny? So, start from the inside.

We look for magic and beauty in things, while magic and beauty are in ourselves!

It is impossible to get away from the sun if it is inside.

Our destinies depend on ourselves; by changes in ourselves we change others.

Always listen to yourself - a good person will not wish for bad things!

Look into your hearts! What beautiful flowers of Love, Light and Harmony bloom in them!

In every winter heart lurks a trembling spring, and behind the veil of every night is a smiling dawn.

Believe me, all troubles will go away! Misfortunes also get tired, and tomorrow will be a happy day!

Nothing happens in vain in this world! There is room for the best!

Seeing the goal, and not the obstacles, we will get where we need to go!

I don't allow myself too much. Maybe you are simply denying yourself too much?..

Becoming happy is the most important decision I have made in my life!

Yes, I have many shortcomings. Forgive me, perfect people!

Hurry up, accept a ray of sunny happiness as a gift!

You noticed that you can change the world: you are sad and the world is gloomy; you smile and the world shines.

Since the mood is always different, let it alternate - good with beautiful!

The mood is great, even off the charts!

The mood is excellent - usual for spring!

I love spring for its excellent mood, charge of emotions, new love, tenderness, flowers, bright colors.

Spring is always new life, revival, youth and good mood.

In spring there is a lot of energy, you want something big and bright, so why not start today?..

Everyone is doing well today! And everything works for everyone: it works, it’s found, it fits, it sticks!

This is for good man! For you! I know, you read, you understand that it’s about you and you smile!

The events of your life directly depend on your mood.

The colors of life are in your hands - choose positive tones!

Live, love, openly and passionately. Don’t rush to be sad - life is so beautiful!

Let words of love, attention, kindness fly from your lips like flowers!

Let your gaze, like the distant shine of the planets, carry an unquenchable light!

Let your hands be like two wings, open for affection and warmth!

Life is short! Break the rules! Goodbye quickly! Kiss slowly! Love sincerely! Laugh contagiously! Appreciate your friends and never regret what made you smile!

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.

Never let anyone tell you what you are capable of and what you are not capable of. The limits of your abilities are set by you and only you can know how wide they are.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

If you are unhappy with the place you occupy, change it! You are not a tree!

If you want to achieve your goals, don't leave things to chance. Learn to control your life. Think about it: are you satisfied with everything about it? If not, don't sit idly by - take action. Your future depends only on you.

There is no person who cannot achieve more than he thinks he can.

If you want to have something you've never had, start doing something you've never done.

When running water encounters an obstacle in its path, it stops, increases its volume and strength, and then flows over it. Follow the example of water: stop and increase your strength until the obstacle no longer interferes with your path.

How can you force someone to look around a corner if they haven’t reached it yet?

When it seems to you that the whole world has turned against you, remember that an airplane flies against the wind, not with the wind.

Success is moving from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

Change your attitude towards the things that bother you, and you will be safe from them.

If you raise children with carrots and sticks, they will grow up bruised and fat.

Don't be afraid to grow slowly, don't be afraid to stay the same.

Do you love life? Then don't waste your time, because this is the stuff life is made of.

Failure is only temporary. If you give up, you make it permanent.

The shine of the distant is deceptive. Greatest Opportunity lies here and now.

IN serious matters One should care not so much about creating favorable opportunities as about not missing them.

For happy life very little is needed. It all depends on you, on how you think.

The most unhappy people are those who are most afraid of change.

There is enough light for those who want to see, and enough darkness for those who don't want to.

Live according to your imagination, not your past.

Only those who make absurd attempts will be able to achieve the impossible.

Learn to separate the more important from the less important. Many people don't succeed simply because they put too much emphasis on great value insignificant things.

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• I never listen to anyone who criticizes my space travel, my attractions, or my gorillas. When this happens, I just pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room. Ray Bradbury
• Be kind whenever possible. And this is always possible. Dalai Lama
• I do not envy people who have a complete picture of the world in their heads, for the simple reason that they are obviously mistaken. Salman Rushdie

• In space and time, God can find himself only in the depths of the human heart, but only in its very last depths. Grigory Solomonovich Pomerants
• Success comes only to those who take action. He very rarely comes to those who give in to circumstances. Jawaharlal Nehru
• Anything worth having in life is worth working for. Andrew Carnegie
• Simplify and then add lightness. Colin Chapman
• Even if you were stupid enough to show yourself, don't worry, they can't see you. Henri Michaud
• The tragedy of old age is not that you are old, but that you are not young. Oscar Wilde
• Keep time! Guard him any hour, any minute. Without supervision, it will slip away like a lizard. Illuminate every moment with an honest, worthy achievement! Give it weight, meaning, light. Mann Thomas
• There is a crack in everything through which light reaches us. Leonard Cohen
• My friends! I wish you to feel like you’re on a train all your life. Always lucky, lucky, lucky!
• The poem begins like a lump in the throat. Robert Frost
• If Galileo had said in poetry that the Earth rotates, the Inquisition would have left him alone. Thomas Hardy
• Being forty-seven years old, I can say that I learned everything that I was destined to learn before I was seven years old, and for the next forty years I realized it. Marina Tsvetaeva
• If you think you've already achieved enlightenment, try just spending a week with your family. Baba Ram Dass
• You don't have to be friends with your head. I have a purely business relationship with her. I feed her, and she thinks.
• If you are unhappy with the place you occupy, change it, you are not a tree.
• The last man on Earth was sitting in the room. There was a knock on the door. Frederick Brown. "The shortest scary story ever written"
• If I step back, it doesn't mean I'm a coward... I'm just accelerating!
• The same word sounds differently for different writers. One has his insides dragging behind his words. The other takes it out of his coat pocket. Charles Peguy
• Remember this simple phrase, everything will be fine!
  
• No one realizes the beauty of travel until he comes home and rests his head on an old familiar pillow. Lin Yutang
• When art critics get together, they talk about form, structure and meaning. When artists get together, they talk about where they can buy cheap solvent. Pablo Picasso
• Naivety is a characteristic of both old people and children. And a person contains both a child and an old man at the same time. B. Brecht
• Love is toothache in the heart of a person. Heinrich Heine
• We see unfavorable circumstances in front of us only when we lose sight of our main goal. Henry Ford.
• Morals, ethics, laws, customs, faith, doctrines - these are all nonsense. What really matters is that the amazing becomes the norm. Henry Miller

• My life has been full of terrible misfortunes, most of which never happened. Michel Montaigne
• People think they stop falling in love when they get old, when in reality they get old when they stop falling in love. Marquez
• On the mountain peaks you can only find the Zen that you bring there. Robert Pirsig
• When artists get together, they talk about where they can buy cheap solvent. Pablo Picasso
• An unexpected invasion of beauty. That's what life is. Saul Bellow
• Each of us is God, each of us knows everything. We just have to open our minds to listen to our own wisdom... Dan Brown

It is impossible to imagine our life without laughter and smiles, without humor and fun. Therefore, from time to time, each of us needs to step away from everyday worries, relax and have at least a little fun. Cool phrases And funny sayings- a sure wonderful remedy for quick recovery good mood. Cool phrases and statuses are very popular because they describe exciting moments in the lives of many people in a humorous way. They will help you amaze your interlocutors with your wit, as well as amuse your friends, colleagues, bored company or guests at a holiday party. Cool expressions can also be useful to “defuse” tense situations or in awkward situations when you need to correct your mistake.
There are many wonderful funny phrases and expressions. I tried to select the best, coolest “phrases” that, in my opinion, deserve the most attention. Read, and let no one be left without a smile!

• My character, of course, is not sugar, but I was not created to be added to tea!
• If I ever die because of a man, it will be from laughing.
• I'm neither good nor bad. I am kind with an evil stripe!
• I only have one life and I can't afford to be unhappy!
• I thought I was special, but it turned out I was better than everyone else...
• It’s not enough to know your worth—you also need to be in demand.
• What it is, you can’t put it back!!!
• So what if the wind is in my head, but my thoughts are always fresh...
• Where have you seen a cat that cares what mice say about it?
• If you spit in my back, it means I'm ahead of you!
• Don't tell me what to do and I won't tell you where to go!
• If you want me to be an angel, organize heaven for me!
• My life is my rules. If you don't like my rules, don't interfere in my life.
• Not noticed in vicious relationships... Wasn’t it? No... Not noticed!
• You need to live in such a way that others experience depression!
• When will they learn to put light into women's handbags?! I really need it!!!
• We are strong women: we will take out the trash and brains if necessary!
• I'm losing weight on three diets! (I can’t get enough of two...)
• He eats - I cook, he wears - I wash, he scatters - I clean. And what would I do without him...
• Women's folk pastime: I came up with it myself, I was offended myself.
• I’m like champagne: I can be playful, but I can also hit you in the head...
• That's how I want to be weak woman, but, as luck would have it, the horses are galloping, the huts are burning...
• Sometimes my husband shudders from me... Still, I am an amazing woman!!!
• The girls are standing on the sidelines, fiddling with handkerchiefs in their hands... Because for every ten girls, according to statistics: 1 is gay, 4 are alcoholics, 2 are divorced, 2 are drug addicts and 1 is normal, but he is married...
• What is the difference between fake love and real love? Fake: “I like the snowflakes on your hair!” The real one: “Fool, why without a hat?”
• If a woman has sparkles in her eyes, it means the cockroaches in her head are celebrating something.
• - How to drive a girl crazy?
  - Give her a lot of money and close all the stores!
• Men, let's do the laundry, clean, cook, iron... and we want you!
• I really want to snuggle up to someone, put my lips to my ear and whisper...: “Give me money!”
• Sometimes I open my closet, look at it for a long time and realize that I’m keeping two-thirds of my clothes in case I go crazy.
• Classic women's wardrobe: Nothing to wear. There is nowhere to hang it. It would be a pity to throw it away... And there is also a section “Suddenly I’ll lose weight”...
• You need to smile so widely that problems stumble over your smile!
• An optimist is a person who, even having fallen face first into the mud, is sure that it is healing!
• Girls, who wanted to lose weight by spring?.. It’s too late to rush around, let’s take it with charm!
• This morning, while I was putting on makeup, I fainted 5 times from my beauty...
• Previously, I lived alone and all my things were lying haphazardly in their places, but now I’m married and all my things are neatly and beautifully lying in an unknown place...
• I want fate to take me by the hair and head straight into happiness, happiness, happiness.
• A woman should be loved, happy, beautiful! And she doesn’t owe anyone anything anymore!!!
• The smartest plant is the horseradish: it knows everything...
• Now I live only by this principle: whoever wants it will come, whoever needs it will call, whoever is bored will find it! And who cares, those don’t care!
• All men are bastards! They all only need one thing! But why, why not from me-me-me?!
• I would send you, but I can see you from there!
• Women are not interested in wimps only if those wimps are men.
• If you think that life is wonderful, then the antidepressants are chosen correctly.
• If there are nails on the feet, then there should be hands on the hands, and animals generally have bast shoes!
• There is nothing better in the world than creaking your bed until dawn!
• Judging by the way life fucks me, I'm sexy as fuck!
• The robbers demand your purse or your life, the women demand both.
• Never do evil out of spite! Nasty things must come from the heart!
• The smarter a woman is, the more sophisticated and varied she blows her man away!
• Any dirty trick can be put to proper use if there is a desire...
• Queens are never upset. When they are sad, they simply execute someone...
• The weaker sex is stronger than the stronger sex due to the weakness of the stronger sex towards the weaker.
• Long live split personality - the shortest path to mental balance!
• Our spring is late, our summer is delayed... And autumn, the bastard, is punctual!
• I’m a woman—evil comes as standard!
• Don't you want to be nice? - Let's remove the Vaseline!
• I am a creative woman. I want - I create, I want - I create...
• With a teaspoon in my pocket, with a bald cactus in my hand, I’m going to scare the old woman who lives in the attic, I’ll poke him with a spoon, I’ll order him to sit on the cactus... I’m a bit of a fool - I have a certificate!..
• Vasilisa was a magician... If she waves her right sleeve - a lake... If she waves her left sleeve - swans... She waves another 200 grams - and the hallucinations are more complicated...
• Happiness is when you have a doctor, a cop, a lawyer and a killer among your friends. Immediately life becomes somehow easier...
• There are people who are like a drug—you know you can’t, but you’re drawn to it. And there are people like cake - sweet, tasty, but sick...
• I want to be like a bear: to eat in the summer and hibernate in the winter. And I lost weight, and slept well, and didn’t see frost!
• Grandfather Frost, I behaved well for a whole year... and now can I kill someone???
• Caught goldfish. She listened to me very carefully and said: “Fry!”
• And they carry me away, and carry me away, into the colored ringing crap, three white horses, two red elephants, a penguin, a hippopotamus and a deer.
• What doesn’t kill us, we regret it very much later.
• I am the air. Don't try to hold it back. Breathe while I let myself breathe...
• My beloved told me: “You are evil in the flesh!” Well, I'll implement it. I'm very obedient. And if for some reason he needs it, then how can I ignore the request!
• I’m a very good cook... I can cook noodles... Brew porridge... Add oil... In general, I’m a clever wizard.
• “Sunny, I love you!” - excellent status! And all the suns are pleasant, and you won’t get burned...
• - You need to treat a girl carefully, like a Christmas tree.
  — Knock it out and take it home?
• — My child is being reprimanded strangers! How to react?
  — Teach your child the magic spell: “My mother teaches me that not every value judgment should serve as a behavior modifier.” When pronounced with clear diction and confident, benevolent intonation, it acts similarly to the spell: “Petrify!” And more reliably. Although not for long. But without dangerous side effects.
• You begin to understand that everything is really bad when the person who usually calms everyone down cries...
• As my grandmother used to say, it’s better to shoot, reload and shoot again than to shine a flashlight and ask “who’s there?”
• In any situation, say “everything is going according to plan” - you never know what kind of fucking plan you have.
• Sometimes it becomes so cool that something that was once so important has become so irrelevant...
• And I will leave without noticing any offense.
  Chewing a chocolate candy.
  And may the evil horse love you,
  And not a sunshine like me.
• “Darling, is it true that I’m your only one?”
  - Have you all come to an agreement today, or what!?
• A woman, like fire, should not be left unattended. Either it will go out, or it will burn everything to hell!!!
• Alcohol does not help you find the answer, it helps you forget the question...
• Darling, you insist so much on our relationship with you... I don’t understand, you have nervous system made of reinforced concrete or lifelong reservation in a madhouse?
• Sometimes you think: this is happiness! But no, damn it, experience again...
• You drown a person, and it seems so sad, but then bubbles appear, so good, and your heart rejoices.
• Understand feminine logic It’s easy, just learn how to play billiards with cubes.
• You only need to sort things out with those with whom you have these relationships. The rest - why don't they go to the shore of silence, collect shells...
• Happiness is when the previous shit has already ended, and the next one has not yet begun.
• Cockroaches in the head are still normal. The problem is when the squirrel starts chasing them out...
• A black cat crossing your path means that the animal is going somewhere. Don't complicate things!..
• You need to return to the woman as quickly as possible. So quickly that she doesn’t have time to understand that she’s fine without you.
• If you love it, set it free. If he doesn't come back, track him down and kill him.
• There are a lot of other people's nerves in the world - there's no point in worrying about your own!
• I bought cockroach chalk! Now it’s quiet and calm in my head... they sit, draw...
• You'll send someone rashly. And in your soul you worry: did you get there?... didn’t you get there?...
• - Who are you?
  - Good fairy!
  - Why with an axe?
  - Yes, the mood is not very good...
• She got up on the wrong foot, sat on the wrong broom and generally flew in the wrong direction...
• Give me wings, otherwise the broom will leave splinters all over my ass!
• In general, I love raspberry pies. Of course, they don’t reciprocate, but they don’t behave like bastards either!
• — What will you order?
  - Please, I need nerves, intelligence, calmness and s*zz... Yes, more szma, please.
• Don't be a cheapskate - give the person a second chance. Don't be an idiot - never give a third.
• Nerves are in shock, brains are in a trance, and logic has completely gone and shot itself.
• If my mother taught me to be cultured, this does not mean that I will not kick you in the eye, as my father taught me!
• A realist is someone who doesn't care whether the glass is half full or half empty. For him, what's in the glass is more important.
• No matter what the rake teaches, the heart believes in miracles...
• It's amazing how much some people enjoy romantic walks along the rake.
• If you constantly step on the same rake, then it’s a fucking rake!
• Smile more often - and the thicket will smile at you!
• Yes, I'm not an angel, but flying on a broom is faster.
• Everyone thinks that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. No matter how it is! Our dream is to eat and not gain weight!
• All women are angels, but if you cut their wings, they start flying on a broom.
• A man should be able to do two things: set fire to huts and scare horses, so that his woman has something to do and not blow his brains out.
• ...and yet it is IMPORTANT that the butterflies in the stomach come to an agreement with the cockroaches in the head!
• Yesterday, it seemed, I had gained my wits... Today I woke up - but no, I just gained my wits...
• I don’t promise to lead you to sin, but I will…
• There’s no need to offend me, I’m a vulnerable girl, the first thing brings me to tears... And then teary eyes it’s so difficult to understand who the shovel hit...
• This morning they showed such horrors in the mirror...
• I don't drink flowers or sweets!
• - Girl, why haven’t we met yet?
  - God will take care of you, stupid creature...
• I'm not overweight. I have it as a spare.
• Female philologist: vivid multiple sarcasms on the first date.
• While men, being boys, play war games and cars, women, being girls, immediately prepare to manipulate people and play with dolls.
• It’s better to be a beloved mischief than to be a perfection that no one needs.
• Listen to the voice of reason... Do you hear? Do you hear what crap he is talking about?!
• For a woman to go to bed with a man, she needs a feeling of closeness, trust and a strong connection. A man's place is mainly...
• Squirrels eat snow. What are you doing to make winter end?
• People who helped spring and ate snow, why did you also eat asphalt?
• A glassblower accidentally sneezed at work and created a new vase for the Ikea store.
• If things don't go the way you want, it's not your business, let them pass by.
• Don't know how to relieve stress? Don't wear it!!!
• It is incorrect to say “the toad is strangling.” It should be like this: “amphibiotropic asphyxia happened to me”
• Koala macaque dipped in cocoa. The koala lazily lapped cocoa...
• Squirrels in gaiters poke around cedar kernels in the depths of the tundra. In the depths of the tundra, otters in gaiters are digging for cedar kernels in buckets! Having torn out the leggings of an otter in the tundra, I wiped the cedar kernels with the otter, wiped the otter's face with the leggings - the kernels into buckets, the otter into the tundra.
• Having washed the leggings in the swamp, putting the kernels in buckets, the otters and the squirrels in an embrace quietly finished the jar... While finishing the moonshine, the otters danced a jig, the squirrels tried on the leggings, muttering that they had seen a worse holiday in the tundra.
• I speak English with only a dictionary, but I’m still shy with people...
• When sliding under the table, do not forget to politely say goodbye to your guests.
• There is a genius sleeping within each of us. And every day it gets stronger and stronger...
• I don’t know what you’re taking for your head, but it’s clearly not helping you!
• Sorry for what I say when you interrupt...
• Beautiful woman pleases male gaze, ugly - female!
• There are no perpetual motion machines in the world, but there are plenty of perpetual brakes!
• Take care of your homeland! Vacation abroad!
• I am constantly haunted by smart thoughts, but I find myself faster...
• Everyone is spoiled to the best of their ability.
• If a gentleman says to a lady, “I understand you perfectly,” he means, “You talk twice as much as you need to”!
• If you leave your husband correctly, he will definitely return... like a boomerang.
• If you want to bring a person to sclerosis, give him a loan.
• Looking at how some accumulate good, others begin to accumulate evil.
• There are so many interesting things in this life and so few people are interested.
• If you want to marry a smart, beautiful and rich woman, marry three times.
• Sclerosis cannot be cured, but you can forget about it.
• If you cannot be a star in the sky, at least become a lamp in the house.
• A man, even if he could understand what a woman was thinking, would still not believe it.
• The best way to organize a panic is to ask everyone to remain calm.
• Everyone wants to have a good time, but you won't have one.
• Tell me I'm wrong and I'll tell you who you are.
• What a pity that you are finally leaving!..
• Lost conscience. I ask the finder not to worry and keep it for himself.