March 8 holiday fun scenario

The curtain opens, men stand on the stage, each busy with their own business.

The 2 presenters take off their aprons and start singing.…
During the song there are extras in the background

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To the tune of "Lilies of the Valley".

All men have no time for sleep,
My head is spinning:
How can we surprise our women?
There are many offers, but...
On a spring day it’s all the same
We will give flowers to the ladies.

Chorus. Women, women,
You are our joy and light!
Women for the holiday
We give a bouquet!

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And let life move forward
Brings change to us
You are still as sweet and gentle.
Our women are no secret,
There is nothing better in the whole world -
We need your smiles so much!

Chorus. To a woman, to a woman
We are singing hymns now!
Dear women,
Happy holiday to you!

Vedas 1. Well, what interesting things can we come up with for our women this time!?
Ved 2. Well, congratulations are not difficult. Let’s take last year’s text for Power Engineer’s Day, change the appeal, and at the end add a choral recitation: “Congratulations, congratulations, happiness, joy, hurray, hurray.” But what surprise should we prepare for them and how to start the holiday...!? (thinks)
Vedas 1. Since the women who are present in this room today are extraordinary, we need to make an extraordinary surprise! While you and I are preparing a surprise
Vedas 2. What do you think, without what the holiday will not begin?
Vedas 1. Well….. Well………. Well I don’t know......
Ved 2. Without a song, of course! And only today (now) for you dear women our extraordinary songs.
They go backstage, talking to each other.
Block of concert numbers
After the concert number, the presenters go on stage talking to each other. Magic music begins to play, there is smoke on the stage, and 3 Santa Clauses appear through the smoke.
Vedas 1. (Addresses Santa Claus) Have you accidentally confused the holiday?
Vedas 2. It’s already spring outside!
Grandfather (together). How is spring!?
Vedas 2. Who are you anyway?
Grandfather 1. December
Grandfather 2. January
Grandfather 3. February
Vedas 1. Do you even know what holiday you went to today?
Grandfathers wave their heads that no
Vedas 2. Today is March 8th. Day of our extraordinary women.
Grandfather 1. How's the eighth?
Grandfather 2. The year has just begun.
Grandfather 3. And it’s already March 8th.
Vedas 1. Well, since you appeared in this hall on this beautiful day. Maybe you have prepared something for our women!?
Grandfathers talking to each other
Grandfather 1. So I suggest just giving a book. From an aesthetic point of view, books are irreplaceable. There is simply an amazing publication: “How to quickly and efficiently repair a washing machine.”
Grandfather 2. From a practical point of view, I personally suggest giving women a Zepter saucepan. And what! Both profitable and practical! Anything left in the refrigerator can be cooked in one pan, even without salt.
Grandfather 3. No, that won't work. Women should be the center of attention. I offer flowers. And what!? Both beautiful and aesthetically pleasing!
Ved 1. This is the right decision!
Ved 2. Only there is a problem. Although spring has come, there is still snow outside and the flowers have not yet bloomed.
Music is playing. Smoke. The frosts begin to dance and cast a spell on the flowers.
At this time, flowers are brought out in vases and placed on the front stage.
Vedas 1. What a surprise for our women!!!
Vedas 2. We already have flowers……….
Grandfather 1. Well, it’s time for us, friends!
There is smoke on the stage. Grandfather leaves.
The presenters announce the next number
Block of concert numbers
The presenters go on stage and talk to each other. Suddenly a phonogram from the film “Prisoner of the Caucasus” begins to play. Coward, Dunce and Experienced are walking through the hall, in their hands is a sleeping bag, and in the sleeping bag is Shurik.
The presenters address them.
Ved 1. Here are some more guests.
Vedas 2. Why did you come?
Coward. Yes, we passed by.
Vedas 1. Sooooo, What do you have there? (points to the sleeping bag)
Coward, Dunce and Experienced begin to say something and stutter.
Goonie: Aaaaah - this is like rock...
Vedas 1. Well, show me your gift quickly.
Experienced: Ahhhhh, we’ll show you later.
Ved 2. Yes, show that the women present are waiting for your gift.
Coward: Yes, we will do it next time.
Ved 1. (says 2 presenter) They seem suspicious
Vedas 2. Does that mean we are engaged in theft?
Ved 1. (Addresses presenter 2) Call the police.
Coward, Stupid and Experienced - no, no, don't need the police.
Vedas 2. Then open the bag!
Coward, Dunce and Experienced open the bag, Shurik will come out
The presenter addresses Shurik
Ved 1. Are you okay?
Shurik. Shaking myself off. Seems okay. He shakes his finger at the Coward, the Dunce and the Experienced.
Coward, Stupid and Experienced. We won’t do this again and we will certainly fix everything now.

If I were a sultan

Today we came to congratulate women
And we are ready to wash, dry, wash for you,
Stand by the stove, run to the store.
However, fortunately, there is only one day a year.

All men without you seem to have no hands,
You are the source of victories and love pains.
And without you we have no life
Everything on earth is made for ladies.

And we are ready for you all year round love,
If you will bake for us, wash, cook.
We want to confess our love to you as soon as possible
We congratulate wives, mothers and daughters.

Ved 1. (Addresses Shurik and the audience). Maybe we can forgive them???

Shurik. After such a song, of course we will forgive. And I also have a surprise for the women present... At this time, the guys come on stage, they carry champagne in their hands... During the toast, the guys bring champagne into the hall.

Far away in the mountains lived warring tribes
giant eagles and golden eagles.
And they had a talisman - a necklace of fabulous beauty,
for which they constantly fought.
And then during one battle the necklace broke,
the beads scattered all over the world,
and from them came the feminine gender.
So let's drink to the pearls,
who have gathered in this hall!

Vedas 2. Ours concert program continues.

Block of concert numbers

1st Hussar: Squadron! Come on! Smeer!
Addresses the public: Have you called the hussars? No? It’s okay, we galloped up ourselves!
Addresses the hussars: To congratulate you on Women's Day on March 8, come and drink!
The phonogram sounds. Hussars sing to the tune of the song
“Once upon a time” from the film “Hussar Ballad”
1. We did not come to you in vain
And it’s not in vain that we sing a cheerful song:
We congratulate the beautiful ladies
Have a wonderful day,
Have a wonderful day, have a wonderful day!
2. We are ready to wander around the world,
Ready to throw all the treasures at your feet,
Get the moon and all the planets
For our ladies, For our ladies, For our ladies!
3. You will certainly be surprised:
Our generosity is on an unprecedented scale,
But you'll see it soon
Not in words, Not in words,
Not in words!
They bring out bouquets of flowers and give them to each woman, while the music continues to play.

Vedas 1. March 8 is a holiday of love, beauty, spring and, of course, women, and the whole world knows about it. Today everything is for our lovely ladies, everything is only in their honor! And congratulations, and compliments, and other signs of attention.

Ved 2. Our dear and lovely girls, girls and women! Congratulations on International Women's Day on March 8! Today, each of you is more beautiful than ever, each of you is like a beauty queen! Let love, joy and only the warmest feelings fill your soul, as now!

Vedas 1: Dear women, only for you on this day all our congratulations, all our warm words sound and our love for you will never fade away!! For you!!! (maybe a toast)

Vedas 2. I wish you happiness, health, love and smiles. May your life be bright and joyful like spring!

Together: Happy Holidays!

Fireworks, balloon launch. The curtain closes.

This scenario was developed for the holiday on March 8 in elementary school. It is important to involve children in advance in preparing the holiday, jointly prepare posters with congratulations and decorate balloons the hall where the celebration will take place. It is recommended to pre-make the scenery and the required equipment for the scene. The boys prepare gifts for the girls, and the girls take care of the assignments for the competition program.

Such events help children easily settle into a team environment and develop creativity and creative thinking. Also, competitions in this scenario on March 8 at school will help children be more careful about natural resources. Scenarios of this kind for the March 8 holidays at school involve instilling in children a respectful attitude towards women and help them understand the importance and value of women’s work.

Characters:

  1. HOST
  2. Girl
  3. Boy 1
  4. Boy 2

HOST: Hello guys and our dear guests! It’s very joyful to see all the children gathered and the invited mothers and grandmothers. Spring is coming, the sun will warm and the streams will gurgle. And everyone knows that with the arrival of spring comes the long-awaited women's holiday, the eighth of March. On this warm spring day, we want to talk about them, women, thanks to whom strong and noble men, as well as beautiful princesses, grow up. About everyone together and about each one separately. Let's talk about mothers, grandmothers, the first teacher and all the girls, small and big.

And we will begin our conversation, of course, about the most dear and a loved one. Who is the most dear person to you guys? ( Children answer.) Yes, we will talk about beloved mothers, the most gentle and most patient people in the world. About a mother who loves us as we are and will always support us.

We're on a sunny day
Gathered together with you,
Say a lot of words
The warmest about mom.

The most beautiful word in the world, the first one that children say when they first learn to speak, is MOTHER. A word that emanates care, warmth, peace of mind. Now, let's all close our eyes together for a moment and imagine our mother. Quietly say the word “mother.” Do you feel how warm your soul has become? Why do you think? ( Children answer.)

BOY 1:
This word is so nice
Talk daily!
Every day is incredible
If you are with your mother!

GIRL:
You just need to take a closer look -
Everything around is drunk
With the warmth of a native heart,
Tender and sensitive hands...

BOY 2:
All the problems and troubles
You are capable of winning
And of course, endlessly
We will love you!

GIRL:
Mother! There are no more valuable friends
You will believe in my flight!
Even the days are brighter with you,
Who will always understand me?!

HOST. But there comes a time when the baby grows up a little, and when he wants to explore the world even more. And no matter how difficult it is for a mother to let go of her baby, she still takes him by the hand and takes him to school to share the care of him with another reliable and responsive woman. On the threshold of the school he is met by his first teacher - his first FRIEND! It helps the baby get comfortable in an unfamiliar environment, teaches him to love and comprehend the world around us. Teaches friendship and respect, reading and writing, teaches kindness, patience and understanding.

GIRL:
Just recently in crumbs
They took us to school
The bows in the braids were white,
Bouquets of roses were blooming.

BOY 1:
You with school sciences
They taught us to be good,
With maternal care
They took care of the children.

BOY 2:
And if trouble comes to you
Or something will suddenly happen,
We hasten to you as to the source,
Drink of living water...

GIRL:
You were so welcoming
With warmth, care, light,
We were happy with you
We won't forget all this.

BOY 1:
Happy Women's Day
Congratulations to you today,
And we hasten your work
Today we glorify.

HOST: And it was at school with primary classes sympathy for each other appears. A friendship develops between a boy and a girl. After all, who else, if not their classmates, can motivate our boys to real feats of chivalry? Classmates go through a significant portion of their lives together. They jointly share the joys of their first victories, encouragement and comments in their diaries.

And I would like to wish that you can carry this friendship through the years.

BOY 1:
Classmates, today
We congratulate you,
And on the Eighth of March to you
We wish you success.

BOY 2:
We wish you smiles,
Joy, fun,
And they even prepared
We have treats for you.

BOY 1:
For jokes and gags
You weren't offended
Noses didn't wrinkle
And they weren’t arrogant.

BOY 2:
You, dear classmates,
Today we congratulate
Be smarter, sweeter and more beautiful
We wish you all from the bottom of our hearts!

BOY 1:
I congratulate grandma
Happy spring holiday!
Well, I assure you,
Children need grandmothers!

GIRL:
He will tell a good story,
He will sing a song,
He will knit a winter hat for me
Will take you for a walk!

BOY 2:
Doesn't scold the fidget
He will bring some treats with him.
Both boys and girls -
Everyone appreciates a grandmother!

GIRL:
Patience to all your grandchildren,
Cloudless mood
So that spring blooms in the soul,
Happiness, joy, warmth.

HOST: I think everyone understands how difficult it is to raise a real knight or a beautiful lady from a little man. And how many amazing, incredible women take part in this process. Let us wish women, regardless of age and height, to be happy and desired not only on this day, but every day of the year. Let your men protect you from adversity, take care of you and certainly tell you how beautiful you are! And let them make you smile sincerely every day! Let your cherished dreams come true, new opportunities open up and all your plans come true!

BOY 1:
blessed spring
on this day she gave us all
Holiday of grandmothers and mothers,
Dear ones, good luck to you!

GIRL:
Let the bouquets of the whole world
They put them in vases in apartments.
You bloom like flowers
May all your dreams come true!

BOY 2:
Be bright and beautiful
Seductive, happy.
Let the sparks of joy shine
On the faces of adults and children!

GIRL:
Let the lights burn in your eyes,
The outfits will be simply wow!
Even the shadow of sadness will disappear
On this magnificent day.

HOST: Let this wonderful holiday day be warmed by the first gentle rays of the sun. Delightful and fragrant flowers will envelop with their delightful fragrance, warm words and loving eyes warms the hearts of all close and dear people.

And in order to make this day fabulous, the guys have prepared a small scene for you.

Transform yourself, Baba Yaga!



For the scene you need to prepare a Baba Yaga costume

Characters:
Presenter ( voice-over)
Boy Misha
Boy Sasha
Baba Yaga

HOST: One warm spring day, the boys Sasha and Misha went into the dense forest to pick snowdrops, where else if not in the dense forest could snowdrops grow? After all, the holiday of March 8 was approaching, and they really wanted to congratulate their mother, grandmother and sister Masha. But something didn’t go according to plan, and the boys lost their way...

(In the clearing we see two boys with a basket in which they have already collected flowers).

Sasha: Misha, look around, everything is completely unfamiliar, it seems that we are lost.

Misha: And it’s true, I don’t recognize anything around me at all, what should we do, how to find the way home, because tomorrow is a holiday.

Sasha: Look, here’s some kind of path, let’s go along it and go out somewhere.

Misha: Come on!

HOST: The guys had no idea what dangers awaited them in this dense forest. They walked for a long time, but a hut appeared on their way, and they decided to seek help from its inhabitants.

The boys leave the stage, at this time they imitate Baba Yaga’s hut on stage, set up a table with jars and jugs, dry herbs are hung on chairs, Baba Yaga comes out in rags, and a loud knock is heard on the front door.

Baba Yaga: It seems that lunch has come to visit me! I smell the human spirit, come on, hut, let the guests in!

The boys enter.

Misha: Hello, grandma. My brother and I went into the forest to pick flowers and got lost.

Baba Yaga: (to the side) Yeah, they got lost, because it was I who confused their path.

Misha: And we need to congratulate our mother, grandmother and sister.

Sasha: Tell us, dear grandmother, how we can find our way home.

Baba Yaga: (to the side) Darling? Yes, no one has called me that for three hundred years.

Baba Yaga: (to boys) What kind of holiday are you having?

Sasha: Tomorrow is March 8th, this is a magical holiday of admiration and love, dedicated to women, the most beautiful creatures in the world, on this day they are given compliments and gifts.

Baba Yaga: (crying) But I’m also a woman, and they haven’t spoken kind words to me for many years, much less given me gifts.

Misha: Don’t cry, because you are so kind and sweet, Sasha and I want to give you a whole basket of flowers. Really, Sasha?

Sasha: Well, of course, because everyone should have a holiday!

Sasha and Misha: (simultaneously)
Let all the storms and bad weather,
They will immediately disappear into the shadows.
We wish you a sea of ​​happiness
On this bright, good day!

They give Baba Yaga a basket of flowers, and she turns into a good sorceress.

Sorceress: Thank you boys! It was the Serpent Gorynych who bewitched me and turned me into an evil old woman. And now, after your congratulations and gifts, I have lost my spell! Thank you! Here are snowdrops for your mom, grandma, and sister!

“He casts a spell” and hands them bouquets.

HOST: The moral of this tale is this: pamper your women with affectionate words and gifts more often, otherwise they may turn into the evil Baba Yaga.

Competitions for the Eighth of March holiday

Conditions for the competition program

Girls take part in the competitions, divided in advance into several teams. In advance, each team prepares the team name, team coat of arms and a joint part of the costume (scarf, hat, etc.).

Homework:

1. Come up with and make a costume in the shape of any flower at home.

2. Make bouquets from scrap materials (paper, food packaging, fabric and colored ribbons, etc. can be used)

3. Prepare a “Greeting” competition

4. Prepare the “Pop Star” competition

HOST: On this holiday we have prepared a competition program for our lovely girls. Good luck to you, we wish you an easy victory!

Competition 1st.Greetings.The teams take turns going on stage and showing a welcoming scene dedicated to the holiday.

Competition 2nd.Flower show. Girls perform a fashion show in pre-prepared color costumes; alternatively, costumes can be made from scrap materials, such as garbage bags. The costume must have a name and short poem.

A maximum of 5 points are awarded for the competition.

Competition 3rd.Beautiful flower girl. Making bouquets. A name and a short poem should be thought up for the bouquet, and you should also tell why the bouquet was made from these particular materials.

A maximum of 5 points are awarded for the competition.

Competition 4th.Table starting with the letter P. Imagine you are invited to a presidential reception. And the reception presupposes festive table. And it so happened that only dishes called “P” were served. For 5 minutes, participants write the proposed dishes on sheets of paper. What number will be named is how many points each team earns.

Competition 5th. Songs for ladies. The girls take turns naming songs that contain any female name, the team that fails to remember the song loses.

A maximum of 5 points are awarded for the competition.

Competition 6th.Handbag. The goal is to create the most full list something that, in their opinion, every woman should have in her purse. After this, the team lists are compared and only those items that are not repeated by the other team are counted. The team that remains on the list wins. greatest number items. Items must be appropriate in meaning.

How many items remain is how many points each team earns.

Competition 7th.Cook borscht. Girls are given grocery lists or cards with drawn ingredients. It is necessary to exclude products that are not used in preparing borscht. List of products: sugar, cabbage, milk, salt, pasta, onion, bay leaf, herring, tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, carrots, apples, peas, potatoes. (The list can be supplemented if desired).

A maximum of 5 points are awarded for the competition.

Competition 8th.Star of the stage. This is decisive homework- parody competition. Teams decide in advance which artist, performer or musical group they will parody. The performance should be timed to coincide with the holiday. A maximum of 10 points are awarded for the competition.

The jury counts the points, announces the results of the competition and awards the winning team. Boys present pre-prepared gifts to girls. To continue the holiday, they arrange a “sweet table” and drink tea with treats. You can arrange a small disco.

There are a huge number of variations of which scenario to use on March 8, we suggest looking at one of the bottom, in video format.

Zakirzyanova Liliya Faridovna

Leading. : Dear mothers, grandmothers, girls! Today we have gathered in this hall to celebrate the holiday of spring, joy and beauty - International Women's Day on March 8th. The most beautiful and touching word in the world is mother. This is the first word that the baby says, and it sounds equally gentle in all languages. Children are the most precious thing for a mother. Mom has the kindest and most faithful heart, the most affectionate and gentle hands who can do everything. And in a mother’s faithful and sensitive heart her love for children never fades. Our dear women, allow me to sincerely congratulate you on this holiday and wish you on this solemn day good health, family well-being and harmony, perseverance and patience, peace and longevity, and always good mood!

How are you doing, dear mothers?
It’s not easy, because there’s so much trouble,
But we're used to keeping our backs straight
Love doesn't let you get discouraged.
That love that is called family
That love that is in children's eyes
We are the only star that shines
And it will warm you like a shawl on your shoulders!
Have a joyful and tender spring,
Happy days and pink dreams,
May March give you even a snowy one
Your smiles and flowers.
What is love without hugs?
And what is love without love?
Smile at us, dear mothers
After all, all the flowers bloomed for you

Every year at the beginning of March
They talk about miracles.
We can’t sit at our desks,
And snowdrops - in the forests.

All store displays
Decorated in spring
Men are running everywhere -
Looking forward to a special day off!

The planet will celebrate
Best holiday on Earth.
I am waiting for an answer from you, friends -
Help me remember!
Waiting for its start today
Ladies' holiday...

All participants of the holiday (in chorus ). Eighth of March!!!

Student: Happy spring holiday
In this bright hour,
Dear mothers,
Congratulations

Student: Spring is walking through the yards
In the rays of warmth and light.
Today is the holiday of our mothers,
And we are pleased with this.

Student: This holiday of obedience,
Congratulations and flowers.
Diligence, adoration,
Holiday of the most best words.

Student: Drops of sunlight
We are bringing it into the house today,
We give to grandmothers and mothers

In chorus: Congratulations on Women's Day.

Student: It’s light for me on a dark night,
On a frosty day I feel warm,
If mom is nearby,
He looks with a gentle gaze.

Student: The sun is brighter for me - mom!

Student: Peace and happiness for me - mom!

Student: The noise of the branches, the flowers of the fields - mother!

Student: The call of the flying cranes is mother!

Student: The water in the spring is clean - mother!

Teacher: Dear mothers, please accept this speech as a gift from us.

song Mom's song

With the first ray of spring comes a holiday,

The sun teases us with cheerful warmth.

And I give this song to my mom!

Mom, mom,

The birds sing, I sing with them,

And I give this song to my mom!

Honey, may spring warm you,

Mommy, I probably won’t be able to.

How I love you, my dear!

Mom, mom,

With a simple song to tell you, dear,

How I love you, my dear!

Sorry, I can be stubborn

May you have enough strength for everything, mom.

Mom, mom,

May your smile be the most tender,

This huge world will become brighter!

Four girls take the stage. They have sewing, knitting, and dishes in their hands.

The girls are talking among themselves.

1. Mom cooks, mom sews,
And he drives a car,
And mom pours coins -
Not at home - at the factory!
Women need to be able to
Do everything in the world
How can they keep up with everything?
Tell me, children!
2. Maybe, like in the series,
We should hire housekeepers
So that they wash the clothes,
Make the bed
3. The house was cleaned
And we went to the store
We played with the children all day...

All together 1 and 2 (surprised). And for mom?

3. And for mom - a limousine!
Let my dear one rest,
Travels everywhere with dad...

Girls 1 and 2 (in chorus).

Well, enough talking!
One can only dream about this.

Our mothers shouldn't
Live like in these TV series.
Life for mothers, although not honey,
But things are moving forward!

They give us warmth and affection,
Their smiles are bright.
Our mothers are just a fairy tale!
Warmth warms their souls.

They get up without an alarm clock,
They read the book
They'll sing a lullaby,
They caress you gently.

Presenter. But on March 8th, we congratulate not only our mothers, but also the oldest women in the house - grandmothers. And we tell them Thanks a lot for their kindness, affection, care, attention, for the love they give to their grandchildren.

Mom has a job
Dad has work.
They have Saturday left for me.
And grandma is always at home!
She never scolds me!
He will sit you down and feed you: Don’t rush,
Well, tell me what happened there.
I speak, but grandma doesn’t interrupt,
He sits grain by grain, sorting through the buckwheat.
We feel good together like this,
What would a house be without grandma?!

Mom is not worried at work,
Children's voices are cheerful.
After all, they always look after the kids
Dear ones, tired eyes.

My grandmother is with me,
And that means I am the boss in the house!
I can open cabinets,
Water flowers with kefir,
Play football with a pillow
And clean the floor with a towel...
Can I eat cake with my hands?
Slam the door on purpose!..
But this won’t work with mom...
I already checked!

My grandmother and I are old friends.

How good my grandmother is!

Knows so many fairy tales

What can’t be counted,

And there is always something new in stock!

But grandma’s hands are just a treasure!

Grandma's hands are not allowed to be idle.

Golden, dexterous, how I love them!

No, you probably won’t find others like them!

We love grandma very much

We are very friends with her.

With a good, kind grandmother

The guys have more fun!

There are many different songs

About everything in the world.

And now we’ll sing a song for you

Let's sing about grandma!

(song about grandma)

Song Grandma's pancakes

Grandma's pancakes are so delicious!
Mommy's cakes are so delicious!
And for this to grandma, and for this to mommy
I will give you the first flowers for the holiday!

No, grandmother’s hands don’t know boredom!
And my mother knows no rest
And for this grandma, and for this mommy
I respect you more than anyone in the world!

I congratulate you on the spring holiday!
I sing a spring song for you
I promise to be obedient all day long
Because I love you very, very, very much!

Leading. On this day we congratulate mothers, grandmothers, and sisters. Did you forget to congratulate anyone? Of course, we must congratulate our beautiful girls!

(Participants in the performance “Knights from the Class” appear on the stage - five boys with briefcases. After class, they gathered in the school yard and decided to discuss how best to congratulate the girls from their class on March 8th)
Munir. So, guys, tomorrow is March 8th and we need to discuss how best to congratulate our girls on the holiday. What proposals will there be?
Kamil. What is there to think about for so long! You, Munir, will go to the blackboard before class and say that we... that on such a day... well, in general, you will congratulate them and be done with it.
Munir. It's easy to say - congratulations. What will I tell them?
Azat. Munir is right, we need to come up with a good congratulation. And preferably in verse. They congratulated us on February 23rd! Why should we lose face in the dirt?!
Ilyas. What if we got them in verse too! Salavat knows how, let him write!
Salavat. It's easy to say - he will write. What if it doesn't work out?
Munir. What do you mean it won't work! It should work! In short, we decided. Slavik will write a congratulation before tomorrow, and I will read it. And that's all. And now we can play football.

Kamil. What about the gift?
Munir. What gift?
Kamil. Like which one? Did you receive a gift on February 23rd? Received.
Azat. That's right, the braids did their best! What should we do?
Ilyas. I have a proposal. Let's buy 20 packs of ice cream, 20 cakes, 10 bottles of lemonade, 2 kilograms of sweets, and also buns, shortcakes, donuts and...
Salavat. And we'll eat it all.
Ilyas. Well, Salavat, give it to me! Let's eat! Let's eat... Shall we eat? What an interesting thought. Maybe it's true?
Munir. Are you serious? Will you eat it?
Ilyas and Salavat (together). What-o-o?
Munir. What will you eat?
Azat. Munir is right! Why would we buy all this in order to eat it with a clear conscience? We don't have that much money!
(The boys fell silent and thought.)
Munir. So what can we do?
Azat. All that remains is to refer to objective difficulties and limit ourselves to verbal congratulations. In prose.
Munir. Any other opinions?
(Everyone is silent.)
Munir. There are no other opinions. Then go home.

The boys come out and read poetry.

Boy 1.

Long live girls, with and without pigtails!
May the sun smile on you from the blue skies!

Boy 2.

Long live skinny people!
Long live fatties!
Anyone with earrings and freckles on their nose!

Boy 3.

And you get an A in the class!
And at home - praise to you!
May all film actors fall in love!

Boy 4.

Well, in general, congratulations!
And please don't be angry:
Not everyone succeeds
To be born boys.

Song "From what, from what"


    Are our girls done?
    From flowers and bells,
    From notebooks and exchanges of glances
    Our girls are done!
    Our girls are done!

    From what, from what, from what?
    2. From what, from what, from what?
    Are our girls done?
    From handkerchiefs and balls,
    From riddles and marmalades
    Our girls are done!
    Our girls are done!...

You are beautiful like stars
And the eyes sparkle with fire.
And your smiles are sweet
Outshine the sun during the day!

You are so nice to us!
You girls are simply awesome!!!
That's why we all want it so much
Be like you!

We wish you only happiness.
And we'll tell you a secret:
Our girls are more beautiful
There is simply no one in the whole school!

The boys sing ditties.

1. We sit in class
And we look at the girls:
Both beautiful and smart -
It's simply not better to find.

3. There is a magazine on the table,
Well, it has A's.
Because in our class
Smart girls.

4. You're lucky, girls!
You are already happy
Because we are with you -
The most beautiful.

5. The river runs fast,
Clean to the bottom.
Our girls smile
Bright as the sun.

6. Why are we all dancing here,
Why are we singing here?
Because all the girls
Happy Women's Day!

We are funny guys -
Congratulations, girls,
WITH women's holiday spring -
Tenderness and beauty!
We read and count
Sometimes we get bad marks.
We wish you only five
Receive in lessons.
We are all accustomed to order.
In the morning we do exercises,
To grow strong
And, if necessary, to save you.
We all respect our elders
We don't offend girls.
We want to be friends with you,
Treasure this friendship.
We’re done reading poetry for you,
We promise you that we will become better:
So that over time you
Pride was born for us!!!
Then the boys give the girls gifts and souvenirs.

Student:
What a gift for mom
Will we give as a gift on Women's Day?
There is a lot for this
Fantastic ideas.

Student:
After all, prepare a surprise for mom
- This is very interesting...
We'll knead the dough in the bathtub
Or wash the chair.

Student:
Well, I'm a gift to my mother
I'll paint the closet with flowers,
It would be nice if the ceiling...
It's a pity I'm not tall.

Girls and boys
Let's go together
Let's say thank you to grandma
Let's say thank you to mom.
For songs and fairy tales,
For troubles and affections,
For delicious cheesecakes,
For new toys.

Student:
For books and counting rhymes,
For skis and jump ropes,
For sweet jam,
For your long patience.

Children (in chorus). Thank you!

Student:
May the sun shine brightly for you,
Let the birds chirp outside the window!
So that not only the day of the Eighth of March
– Every day was considered your day!

Congratulations to you dear women: mothers, grandmothers, girls!

1. Poem by E. Uspensky “If I were a girl”

1 boy:

If I were a girl
I wouldn't waste time:
I wouldn't jump on the street
I would wash the shirts.

2nd boy:

I would wash the kitchen floor
I would sweep the room.

3 boy:

I would wash the cups, spoons,
I would peel the potatoes myself.

1 boy:

All my toys myself
I would put it in its place.

2nd boy:

Why am I not a girl?
I would help my mother so much!

3 boy: Mom would immediately say:

All:“You’re doing well, son!”

"My mom is the best in the world"

You'll wake me up at dawn
You will touch your hair tenderly,
As always, you will kiss me lovingly,
And a smile will warm me.


And the soul is calm and light.

And I sing about this, my mother.

Chorus:
My mom is the best in the world


How I love the warmth of her hands.
Mom, mom, my mom.
Mom, mom, my mom.

You will always understand and forgive everything.
I know you don't sleep at night.
Because you love me.
Because I am your daughter.

When you're next to me, I feel warm
And the soul is calm and light.
In the whole world there is only us - you and me
And I sing about this, my mother.

Chorus:
My mom is the best in the world
She shines like the sun in my life.
Mom is the best friend in the world.
How I love the warmth of her hands.
Mom, mom, my mom.
Mom, mom, my mom.4. Ditties

Scene "Helper".

Vova is crying subtly
And he rubs his eyes with his fist:
- I'm not your girl anymore,
I won't go get milk.

Mom looks without a smile:
- Well, you'll make a mistake.
You won't help me
- I won’t let you go for a walk.
Looked, he thought:
- Well, give me your can.

Vova is sad and offended,
He walks sideways.

Maybe it won't be visible

Everyone has a can behind them.

Uncle with a long mustache

Tall like a father
He smiled: “Apparently, you’re helping mom?”

Well done!
The aunt says to the girl in a Panama hat:

Lead by example!
A boy helps his mother

- A real gentleman.
And no longer aside
Vova walked home proudly.

Even if I walked up the stairs,
Didn't spill the milk.

Mom, what else should I buy? I can go now!

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Presenter output

Presenter 1: Hello, our lovely, charming, gentle, beloved women. The streets are still buried in snowdrifts, soft snow is still falling from the sky, but the breath of spring can already be felt in the air. Ahead of nature, the hearts of people awaiting the warmest and most heartfelt holiday - March 8th - are filled with tenderness and gratitude! A holiday that all men look forward to with special excitement... Why do I say men here, because the holiday is for women? Was the text mixed up? Uff... (wipes himself with a handkerchief) They came up with the idea that one man would congratulate, but where would we be without women, without their leadership role and the right direction? Nowhere! Elena Yurievna!!!

Teacher's exit.

Presenter 1 (Kirill): Good afternoon dear friends!

Presenter 2 (Elena Yurievna): We are starting our holiday concert and want to congratulate everyone on the holiday of spring, beauty and love!

Presenter 1: And where there is beauty and love, there is, of course, a woman, which is why we give this concert to them.

Presenter 2: I really want to please

We have all the guests today.

And for them we have prepared

Lots of festive things to do.

Presenter 1: We wish, friends,

And at the end and at the beginning,

Presenter 2: So that you don't have a minute

We weren't bored.

Presenter 1: Something will seem sad to you,

Something will make you laugh until you cry,

After all, our concert is called -

Presenter 1 and 2: Both jokingly and seriously!

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Presenter 1: I don’t understand why this one day on the calendar is such an honor. What kind of holiday is this - the eighth of March?

Presenter 2: I'll start with the simplest thing. Look around! Look out the window! Take a deep breath!

Presenter 1: Well, I looked... Well, I looked... Well, I inhaled... And what?

Presenter 2: Like what? Spring! By the way, Women's Day is celebrated in March only in our country; in other countries it is celebrated at other times. For example, in England it is celebrated in April and is called Mother’s Day, and in America it is generally celebrated in May. On this day, all mothers are given red carnations - a symbol of the holiday.

Presenter 1: In spring, nature wakes up and blossoms, as does female beauty... It’s not for nothing that the words “spring”, “nature”, “beauty”, “mother” are feminine.

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Presenter 1: As you know, men rule the world.

Presenter 2: And women rule men.

Presenter 1: Well, of course, women are too smart!

Presenter 2: Yes, women are the better half of humanity!

Presenter 1: In any case, his most beautiful half. For example, in our school, women teach, and treat, and clean, and protect, and check, and point, and suggest! And as soon as they have time to do everything!

Presenter 2: So that we have enough strength, the most important thing is proper breakfast: for the first - hair styling, for the second - makeup, for the third - thin layer lipstick.

Presenter 1: Ahh, now I understand why all the women at work are constantly thinking about what else to eat to lose weight...

Presenter 2 : And flutter like feathers in our school dance ensemble!

Dance number

Presenter 2: Every year in nature everything repeats itself - after winter the long-awaited spring comes again.

Presenter 1: We are all so tired of this cold and long winter. Bright sunlight- as a reward.

Presenter 2: Spring has come again, and the birds are singing.

And I can no longer sit at home.

And we all agree with the birds,

When spring is all around, it feels great!

Presenter 1 : Warm your sides under the spring sun,

And let the song put you in a great mood.

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Presenter 2: By the way, amazing news, a new one has appeared female appearance sports: long-term phone conversations.

Presenter 1: I wonder what you can talk about for so long?

Presenter 2: Why, Kirill, don’t you know that women cannot live without news: if there is none, they immediately invent it!

Presenter 1:. Yes, now I understand why sometimes it’s easier to understand a woman than to listen to her! And if she is silent and does not object, then she is sleeping.

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Presenter 2: Our festive spring bouquet is already fragrant with its congratulations, and now let's smile a little

Scene

Presenter 1: Feminine beauty and charm have always inspired men to

great feats.

Presenter 2: Yes, strength has always submitted to beauty. Alexander the Great

said; "If I were a woman, I would conquer the whole world." But he did not conquer the world because he was a man.

Presenter 1: And our women and girls, despite being busy with their studies,

work and home, manage to be beautiful and conquer

men not only with charms, but also with various talents.

Dance number

Young woman. Give women flowers.

For a birthday or in the spring,

One at a time or in masses -

Give women flowers.

Fragrant flowers

Suitable for any occasion.

Coming to the house, leaving the house,

Give a feeling of beauty.

And you need to give flowers like this,

To put such meaning into them,

So that a gentle heartbeat

It gave them traits.

Among the endless bustle

I call again: “Men!

Forgetting yourself, don't forget

Give women flowers!”

Young man. What kind of flowers do you like?

Young woman. Don't you think we've digressed from our main topic?

Young man. Why? Do flowers take the last place in the life of a man and a woman?

Young woman. Well, the penultimate one.

Young man. You are always unhappy with everything. Also tell me that you are not being carried around.

O women! In all ages

Serenades were dedicated to you

And they carried you in their arms.

Because of your beautiful eyes

The musketeers broke their swords,

Poets spent on you

Tens of thousands of tons of paper.

Time passed in eternal bustle,

And now you are no longer the same...

Well, do we have any reasons?

Call you the weaker sex?

After all, you have long been men

They did not give in on anything.

Young woman. Are you implying that women today are increasingly having to do men's work?

Young man. It is women who are now subject to such masculine activities that were previously impossible to dream of.

Young woman. Inventions, initiatives, records - we, women, can do everything!Young man. Yes, you should not have authority, decisiveness, or confidence in any matter.

Young woman. They are energetic at school and active in social work. That's what we are!

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Teachers dance

Leading: Harmony, beauty... how we sometimes lack it.
Leading: The frantic rhythm of life carries us away in its rapid flow of days that turn into years and months! And rarely can we stop to enjoy a beautiful sunny day and fresh greenery, or enchanting music.
Leading: How I treasure this wonderful moment!
Music suddenly fills my ears,
The sounds rush with some kind of aspiration,
Sounds flow from somewhere around.
Leading: The heart anxiously strives for them,
He wants to fly somewhere after them...
In these moments you could melt,
It's easy to fly at these moments.

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Leading: Dear men, today we are addressing you! Don't forget to give your women gifts! Give her a moment of rest from household chores, give her your care and attention, and most importantly, give her your love, not only in holidays!

Give her flowers, not only on spring day,

And whisper more often about love in silence,

Then on a foggy or rainy day

A ray of sun will break through the clouds in silence!

Leading: dear women, today you are shining with happiness, we are glad to see your warm smiles and sparkling looks. Therefore we tell you:

Dear women, even though you are different,

One thing is for sure - you are all beautiful!

From the bottom of our hearts we wish you happiness,

In family and work - love and harmony!

May you not count the happy days in your life!

Stay as you are!

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Young man. This concludes our program. And we tell you once again: happy holiday to you, dear women!

Young woman. May your kindness bring warmth to the hearts of those around you! Let music always sound in your home, the music of love and kindness.

Young man. And let everyone admire your beauty. After all, you are the most beautiful thing there is. You are the most beautiful and delicate flower in the world.

Final song